Author's Note: Okay, this random C2 asked me to be on the staff, and I been doing research to see what to I even have to do. So you want me to write Megaman, huh? Just to let you know, I really don't know that much about it at all. I like the show, but I only watched a couple of episodes, but fortunately I've been doing some research. But, I'm just going to do Megaman bloopers. That should be fun. I even took the time to look up the proper Japanese names because I like using those better thanks. Now, I proudly present to you:
Megaman Bloopers:
(1)
Netto (Lan) was in the middle of a random battle and needed to install a chip in order to make Megaman (aka Rokkuman) attack. But Netto paniced and stuck in a random clip since Megaman was about to be clobbered by a random Netnavi. Megaman jumped out of the way, and felt an unknown pressure in his stomack. Megaman asked Netto:
"What kind of clip did you put in!"
Netto realized to late that he had put a flattulence clip in. Megaman then let out the smelliest fart that anyone ever smelt. Oh, he defeated the opposing Netnavi alright, but with an embarrassing attack. Later, Megaman got on Netto's case:
"What the hell were you thinking! I'm your twin brother reincarnatied into this person! How could you treat your brother like that?"
Netto stated, "Relax! At least we won the battle!"
Megaman slapped himself on the forehead and commented, "Why do they even sell clips like that…"
"I don't know…but it sure was funny."
"No…it wasn't! It was embarrassing!"
"It could be worse…there is a clip that can make you fall in love with another Netnavi. I think that's how new Netnavis are sometimes created…"
"WHATEVER YOU DO…DO NOT GET THAT CHIP! EVER! YOU HEAR ME?"
Netto sarcastically commented, "Yes mother…you know what…I could do that if you ever step a foot out of line. I can make you fall in love with Roll…"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Netto laughed to himself. Megaman commented:
"Would I ever make you fall in love with Sakurai?"
"Well…no! And I don't like her like that!
"I don't like Roll like that! She's always been annoying with her attempts to hit on me. Lets agree NEVER to buy that chip!"
"Oh c'mon…don't you want little baby Megamans?"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(2)
Roll was again flirting with Megaman and pissing him off, when suddenly, she bent over and heard a rip sound. At first, Megaman blushed, then he started to laugh his head off. Roll's shirt had ripped to reveal bright pink panties with red hearts on them. Megaman was laughing his head off. Roll commented:
"Oh, you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you! I'm so embarrassed…Sakurai's going to have a field day trying to repair my costume…"
Megaman commented, "Oh and while you're at it…can you tell her to repair your personality?"
Roll punched Megaman into the next screne for that comment.
(3)
Dekao, after he gave up battling to persue a career in cooking, was testing out a new spicy dish. He followed the directions and cooked it to perfection, but one taste and BAM! He spat out fire just like a dragon would. Dekao ran to the sink and ran the water in his mouth. Netto randomly walked into the room and commented:
"I'm hungry…"
Dekao spoke, "Well too bad because my latest creation's a flop. It was WAY too hot! I would not eat that if I were you…"
Netto saw a pot nearby and asked:
"Is this it?"
"Okay, I don't even like you. In fact, I might even loathe you. But even so…I REALLY wouldn't eat that if I were you."
Netto ate it anyway and commented:
"You call this HOT? Man…you ARE a wuss…"
"I eat hot stuff all the time! You're just too blockheaded for the spicies to affect you…
The End for now.
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