Jigglypuff: May the force be with you
Jigglypuff wandered down the streets of Sci-fi city, where the average citizen is a Trekie and Klingon is a second language. Job opportunities seemed scarce so he decided to look around. Suddenly his eyes lit on something. It was a poster. In the middle was Darth Vader's helmet surrounded by scenes of Luke Skywalker, Obi-wan, and Vader himself dueling with their light sabers. As he stared at the poster his eyes went wavery and a dreamy smile lit his face.
"C'mon James, lets go!" Jessie said impatiently.
"But Jessie, I only need Jordi la Forge to complete the set."
"Woik comes foist youse two!" Meowth interrupted, "We gotta catch dat Pikachu!"
"Right," agreed Jessie.
She grabbed James by his ear and followed Meowth into an alleyway with James in tow. Suddenly Meowth stopped. A dark figure blocked their way. As their eyes adjusted to the light they could make out two large, dark, glassy eyes and strange triangular mouth, on a very black, metallic face. James hid behind Jessie.
"It's the floating head of Zanbon 7! We're all doomed!"
"Will you be quiet, James!" Jessie snapped, "Besides it's not floating, it's just sitting there."
From inside the face a hollow breathing sound could be heard.
"Jiggly...Puff Jiggly...Puff."
"Ahhh!" screamed Jessie, "It's alive!"
"See, I told you. We're all doomed!" James moaned.
"Waid a minute," Meowth said suspiciously.
He walked over and pulled the front of the strange face off. Underneath a Jigglypuff could be seen.
"It's just a Jigglypuff," Meowth said.
The Jigglypuff pulled out its marker and waved it at Team Rocket warningly.
"Jiggly puff, Puff jiggly. Puff. Jig... Puff."
"What's it saying, Meowth?" Jessie asked.
"It says it's Darth Vader."
Team Rocket paused for a moment before bursting out in laughter.
"It must be joking," Jessie laughed.
"Or crazy," James added, "And I thought we were doomed."
Jigglypuff inflated in anger. It stopped and thought for a moment before deflating. It grabbed its marker in both hands and twisted the cap slightly to the left. A thin red beam, about three feet long, extended from the top of the marker. Jigglypuff grinned evilly at Team Rocket.
"Jiggly-PUFF!"