Chapter eleven

"High school and bathroom dilemmas"

The camp was tragically cut sort due to that sound that their maybe be ghost on the ghosts on the camp well that's what Shigure said. So they were heading back to school when the teacher was telling them about how they would have the last night of camp at school. Everyone agreed except Emmasian, Kyo and Shigure who all knew that Emmasian was the one responsible for the noise. But after a while Shigure had forgot about that and realized he would be spending a night in the same room with high school girls.

"High school girls, high school girls, im sleeping in the same room with High school girls" sang Shigure as the leading teacher interrupted.

"What were you saying Shigure?" she asked.

"Nothing" said Shigure shyly as his voice broke in the process so he sounded like a whistle.

"Emmasian you have to stop that sound" asked Kyo snapping.

"I know but I can't help it" Emmasian replied

"Well you have to" snapped Kyo that Emmasian stood up.

"No I wont I cant stop something im born with god Kyo are you always a jerk" now snapped Emmasian moving away from Kyo and sitting near the front of the bus.

Kyo then sat there staring at Emmasian at the front of the bus at this point he now realized something.

They arrived at the school an hour later they hoped out the bus and as Shigure was walking behind a pretty girl he pretended to trip down the stairs of the bus and lay on the ground so he could see up the girl's skirt. Yuki was behind him picked him up and through him flying across the grass.

In side the classroom Shigure who had a hot pink face from sun baking in the sun after being thrown and knocked out on the ground. The class got bored and they had a meeting to think of what they could do.

"I know lets play spin the bottle" said Shigure learning toward the girl near him and went to give her a kiss but she slapped him, and then dragged him out the class.

"She wants me" he laughed and the class rolled their eyes.

After a long time they decided to have a coke drinking contest to see who can drink the most. Emmasian volunteered and so did the teacher. They contest started and after three drinks the teacher dropped out and Emmasian was voted Coke queen.

But all of a sudden after she had finished she did a massive burp and ended up in the hiccups. Then just as they came Emmasian knew what was coming next. She started to cock-a-doodle-doo every time she hiccupped so it sounded like she cockadoodledoodling again. Everyone looked around weirdly and t Kyo knew they would think it was that sound again she Kyo got up and started to act like a chicken and cockadoo when ever Emmasian Hiccupped.

"What are you doing?" laughed Shigure as he just walked in the door.

"Um I thought I would give some entertainment" Joked Kyo as everyone started laughing Emmasian could feel a Hugh hiccup coming on so she nudged Kyo and he turned and as she was to hiccup he picked her up by the head and the bum and through her into the storage cupboard and Kyo followed.

Next thing they knew it Kyo and Emmasian were followed by Shigure who opened the door.

"Well hello" said Shigure looking pleasantly at Kyo and Emmasian who were on top if each other.

"This isn't what is looks like" shouted Kyo and Emmasian nodded but Shigure just smiled.

"No its better" he laughed and jumped in closing the door behind him.

Back Home the mood in the house was dole and moody. Kyo, who hadn't talked to Shigure from his little jumping in the closet act, was reading a magazine out side when Shigure came up to say hi.

"Aw Ki Ki are you made at me?" asked Shigure in a baby voice.

"WHAT YES. AND WHAT THE HELL IS KI KI" snapped Kyo.

Shigure smiled and dreamed silently for a moment before Kyo grabbed the magazine and hit Shigure over the head.

"Ah another brain cell gone" smiled Shigure still half dreaming.

"What are you talking about?" asked Kyo.

"Oh right I forgot you were here, Ki Ki is now your new nick name" smiled Shigure setting out his sun bed next to Kyo.

"Go figure" said Kyo now getting up and tipping Shigure over.

"What did I do? In the cupboard your girlfriend wasn't that good anyway" Laughed Shigure.

By this time Kyo had enough his vein was hotter than hotter it grow to an enormous size. Shigure on the other hand was doing actions with his hands and body as if it was him and Emmasian making out.

"NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE CUPBOARD WITH YOU AND HER AND I DOUGHT ANYTHING EVER WILL" snapped Kyo.

"Haha I know but you didn't even say you weren't her girlfriend oh lovers in the care and but your hands up like you just don't car" Screamed Shigure as he started running towards the houses as Kyo ran after him.

Inside Yuki was humming in the bathroom he was planning a special evening with Tohru which involved and nice spa bath. Yuki had set the bathroom up with petals on the bath, smooth playing music, candles and regular romantic mood setting. On the door Yuki created a hanging tag which was placed there when no one was to come in due to the door unable to be locked.

Shigure, who noticed this sign, smiled and thought he would have some fun.

Sure enough Yuki and Tohru went into the bathroom and Shigure who would pretend that he went in the wrong decided to walk straight in.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT" Screamed Yuki and Shigure smiled.

"Oopsey my bad" said Shigure and walked out the room again. Soon Kyo came running up the stairs.

"Shigure what did you do were's the fire?" Asked Kyo.

"Oh Ki Ki there is no fire I was um practicing my singing.

"More like screaming" said Kyo then he looked at the door handle of the bathroom and turned back to Shigure "Oh are they out now?" he asked.

Shigure nodded and headed around the corner out of site.

Kyo turned the door handle and walked into the bathroom. The room was still lit with candles and the smell of rose but there was no one in the bath. So Kyo began to undress and touch the water with his foot and then sighed with relief that the water was hot.

Then out the water popped Yuki and Tohru. All three screamed and jumped out the bath fast, but on the way Tohru bumped into Yuki and Kyo and they turned into a cat and a Rat.

Shigure who came running upstairs was laughing in hysterics and Emmasian was also trying to control herself.

"Its not funny Kyo didn't you see the sign on the door" Yelled Yuki.

"It bloody wasn't there and Shigure" started Kyo but he paused "SHIGURE" screamed Kyo and Shigure screamed like a little girl and Kyo bolted after him all to soon to realize his towel came of revealing all his shame.

Later on down stairs Yuki entered the room and Kyo looked up.

"Oh good your out now" said Kyo

"Yeah thanks for looking" smiled Yuki

"I didn't bloody look as if, bloody rat" snapped Kyo

Kyo headed upstairs and opened the door and peered in the bathroom it seemed safe, Yuki and Tohru were down stairs, Shigure was in his room, Emmasian was outside so all was safe. Kyo hopped in the bath and laid back and relaxed but not for long. Yet again Shigure entered this time fully laughing.

'Oh my bad wrong room" he laughed but Kyo had enough this time he didn't care about a towel and he chased Shigure out the bathroom.

"Kyo put some bloody clothes on" snapped Emmasian laughing. Tohru who was blushing incredible hard felt like she had to say something.

'I swear I didn't look well maybe only a peek no I didn't im sorry" cried Tohru and Shigure who was unable to control himself bursted out in song.

"Oh im bursting out in song and Kyo has a big Kong Kong Hong Kong is the place to be" Shigure stared and then he pointed and laughed "It's big isn't it"

After this was said the chase was on again. After a while Kyo had enough of chasing Shigure and he couldn't find him so Kyo gave up and headed back upstairs, still forgetting he was undress he opened the bathroom door and there in the bath was Shigure holding a rose.

"Welcome" said Shigure laughing.

Kyo was shocked. "That's just sick, you SICK BASTERD" yelled Kyo. Shigure just shrugged and patted the water. Kyo ran over to the bath and Shigure was smiling at this but Kyo just dunked him.