A/N: READ THIS, I have some important stuff to say so please read, I know it took me two weeks to update but I've been really busy because the holidays end in just a few days! Then it's back to school so it may take me about one or two weeks to update from now on!
I'm not doing special messages today because I really have to hurry and type this chapter! Sorry, I'll try to give messages next time!
If you didn't get it last chapter everyone gets a day to organize an activity, last time it was Ginny and her picnic, this time it's Ron's turn. I have plans for Hermione but I need help with Harry, so does anyone have any ideas what I could do for Harry's day, PLEASE, I just need a little idea!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, just the plot to this fanfic!
Chapter 14: Ron's...Eventful Day
Hermione put on her slippers and went downstairs. Ginny wasn't in the room so everyone must've be having breakfast. Hermione skipped down the stairs and went into the kitchen area. There she saw Harry and Ginny helping themselves to some pancakes.
"Oh, hey Hermione," Ginny said.
She waved next to the seat next to her and Hermione sat down.
"Where's Ron," Hermione asked.
"Where do you think Ron is?" asked Harry. "Hiking up a mountain? Signing autographs? Skipping in the garden? Or..."
"Sleeping," sighed Hermione. "Typical."
"I was getting to that," Harry pointed out.
"There there Hermione," Ginny said patting Hermione on the back. "Ron's always been a lazy slob; always...if I were you I would have stuck with that spunky Viktor Krum. (A/N: I know, someone pass me a bucket!)
Hermione's eyes widened and she took a pancake herself.
"Please don't scare me! Viktor was only a friend, besides Ron isn't that bad. He's energetic, funny, respectful and handsome...well dressed too..."
Ginny laughed and Harry nearly choked on his pancake as Ron came down the stairs, hair a mess, eyes hardly open and he was in the ugliest pair of pajamas ever.
"I take it all back," Hermione said.
"Did someone say Viktor Krum?" asked Ron.
"No," all three said a little too quickly.
"I mean, we said...pancake yum..." Hermione said.
"Oh, can you pass me one?"
He sat down next to Hermione and yawned.
"It's a great day huh?" Ron asked.
"Yes and do you know what day it is?" Ginny asked.
Ron winced.
"Birthday? Anniversary? Easter? New Years? Christmas?"
"No, it's your day to chose an activity," Hermione said.
"Oh that's right, I forgot...well continue, you guys are doing a great job so far."
"Ron...all we're doing is eating," Harry said pointing to his plate.
"Exactly, continue, you need to build up your strength."
"Ron," Ginny said in a stern voice. "Aren't we going to be doing something?"
"Ginny I don't like your tone," Ron said pointing a fork at her. "This is Ron's happy day and you'll follow it."
Ginny sighed.
"Whatever you say master."
"Good, I have thought long and hard about today and I have many plans."
Harry cleared his throat.
"Didn't you only just remember?" he asked.
"Don't question me!" Ron exclaimed. "For I am Lord Ron of all that is good and enemy to all that is evil!"
He held up his fork in the air and wore a smile of victory. Hermione put her head on the table.
"It's going to be a long day..."
"Come my minions," Ron called beckoning his friends outside. "Lord Ron has his exercise plan ready."
"Exercise plan?" Hermione asked. "Are we doing Quidditch, because I'll only do it if you ride with me?"
"As tempting as your offer of love sounds," Ron said. "I must reject it, for the good for the nation!"
"I was only saying..."
"My dear, dear Mione. We can become romantic later, for now it is a happy day for Lord Ron Weasley, bringing good to the nation!"
"What the bloody hell are you on about!" Hermione screamed. "Ronald Weasley, rejecting an offer to ride your broomstick with me is not going to do anything for the rest of the nation!"
Ron blinked.
"This 'day of power' is getting to him," Ginny whispered to Harry.
Harry nodded and then added.
"Hermione is going to let him have it when it's her day. I can see it now..."
"Moving on," Ron said. "Drop and give me 20!"
Ginny shrugged.
"I guess it is his day."
The three of them got down on their hands and knees and obeyed. Harry finished it in half the time due to his Quidditch training. Hermione finished a bit later and Ginny struggled."
"God," she said through clenched teeth. "This is pointless!"
"No it's not," Ron said, blinking at her.
Ginny gave him a deadly look and stood up.
"Okay then all mighty Lord Ron, what else have you got for us!"
30 laps around the backyard, 50 sit-ups, 95 star jumps,12 tries of lift weighting and three rounds of yoga later...
"Come on troops, back inside," Ron said marching towards the door. Hermione and Harry exchanged glances and Ginny rolled her eyes. They followed after him.
"Ron are you feeling okay? This is not like you; you'd rather sit down and eat junk than workout like that," Hermione said.
"I'm fine, just a little hungry," Ron said blinking. "I feel as though I haven't eaten all day."
"Ron you ate 15 pancakes this morning, FIFTEEN!" Ginny yelled.
Ron blinked yet again.
"There's something wrong with him, he's opening and closing his eyes faster than the average human," Hermione said to Harry. "I've never seen him this hungry before either."
She pointed to Ron who was now munching through chocolate frogs, biscuits, leftover sandwiches, anything.
"Look," Harry said holding back a laugh. "He's even eating one of Ginny's mysterious purple muffins."
Ginny whacked him across the head.
"I mean those wonderful, lovely tasting muffins," Harry corrected himself.
"Silence in the ranks!" Ron screamed while stuffing his face. Then he blinked a few times.
At that moment Forge and Gred entered the kitchen, wearing smirks on their faces.
"Oh no," Hermione said turning to them. "What did you do?"
Fred and George laughed.
"Oh nothing," Fred laughed.
Hermione gave them a deadly look.
"Okay, okay," Fred admitted. "We gave him a little potion while he was asleep." (A/N: Poor Ron, something is always disturbing his nightly rest.)
"Exactly what kind of potion?" asked Ginny.
"Well," George started. "It makes him act for like a person from the army, you know those people in that organization the muggles have. It also makes them act like a Lord. A mix between those two. Of course it's a fairly new project so there are a few side affects. Excessive blinking, excessive hunger, excessive energy..."
"So that's what you did to him," Harry said.
"He's a pretty good test guinea pig," Fred said patting his younger brother on the head.
"Soldier!" Ron shouted. "Stand up straight, tuck that shirt in, and pull that chin up!"
Fred raised his eyebrows and backed away.
"Give him two hours," George said.
So for two hours, Harry, Ginny and Hermione locked themselves in Ginny's room and waited for the potion to wear off. They heard a few "where are my soldiers!" and "troops report back to me!" and "Lord Ron requests his loyal servants!" but they didn't leave. Finally the potion wore off and Ron was back to normal...
"So what happened? I can't remember anything," Ron asked shortly after. "How come you were all hiding from me?"
"Oh," Ginny said fumbling for an answer. "You see the thing is we were playing Quidditch, which was the activity you chose. You fell off and bumped your head so we waited until you recovered."
Harry and Hermione put on their best fake smiles and nodded in agreement.
"So why was the door locked, and when I finally came in you had all been hiding in the corner?"
"Ron, some things are better not explained," Hermione said. "The thing is your day is over and it's my turn next!"
Ron was confused, but he shook it off and said.
"Who's up for some food? I feel as though I haven't eaten all day."
Hermione, Ginny and Harry exchanged glances, maybe it would take a bit longer for the side affects to ware off...
Okay that was it, it was a bit of a lame attempt for some humour but...I try my best...A note to Maddie, the sprinkles wake people up just by sprinkling them on someone; it has some magical thing which instantly wakes them up:D THANKS FOR READING PEOPLE, PLEASE REVIEW!