Xu Huang's Day!

Sima Yi: Truth or Consequence?

Xu Huang: Truth?

Sima Yi: Humm.. Very well then.

Cao Cao: At least someone is unique.

Sima Yi: I'll ask you. Do you love Zhang He?

All: What?

Xu Huang: Hey! Is this a joke!

Sima Yi: No.

Cao Cao: What are you talking about?

Sima Yi: You will see. Right Zhang He?

Zhang He: Huh?

Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha.

All: ...

Sima Yi: Oh com'on Xu Huang. Don't waste your life. Tell the truth.

Xu Huang: No! I don't know that!

Sima Yi: Why are you angry?. You scared?

Xu Huang: Argh! Shut Up!

Sima Yi: Oh! I think i will have to call the guards to kill you?

Cao Pi: Hey. You're getting crappy now.

Xu Huang: I don't love Zhang He!

Sima Yi: So why are you blushing? Something wrong you say?

Xu Huang: Argh! Quiet!

Sima Yi: Gosh. You are a big liar.

Cao Cao: Oh com'on Xu Huang! Time is moving!

Sima Yi: Yeah. Listen to your Lord. You poor thing.

Xu Huang: How did you know that?

Sima Yi: Well? I have Brains. You have?

Xu Huang: Bitch!

Sima Yi: Hahaha.. Loser!

Xu Huang: I will prove that i'm not a LIAR!

Sima Yi: Why didn't tell the truth?.

Cao Pi: Er? Sima Yi are your questions is real?

Sima Yi: What? You don't have Faith in me?

Cao Pi: Uh no.

Sima Yi: So shut up.

Cao Pi: ...!

Sima Yi: Hurry. Your Execution Time is coming.

Zhang He: Pls. Xu Huang! Tell the TRUTH!

Sima Yi: Oh look! Your lover is begging you!

All: (gasp)

Xu Huang: Alright! Alright! I love him!

All: (gasp again)

Sima Yi: You see? Love cannot hide.

Zhen Ji: But how?

Sima Yi: Caught in the Act?

Cao Cao: Huh?

Sima Yi: I see them Dating on a old bar.

All: What?

Xu Huang: F...Y..!

Sima Yi: Hahahaha! Thank for your life asshole!

Xu Huang: Duuuurrr!

Let's Continue!

Sima Yi: Humph! Let see who is next.

Sima Yi spins the bottle...

All: Not me!

Bottle stops...

Sima Yi: Humm.. Prepare yourself.. Dian Wei!

Dian Wei: Holy Shit!

Dian Wei's turn... Can he survive?.. Well he has a big body.. Er!