Dian Wei's Day!
Sima Yi: Truth or Consequence?
Dian Wei: Consequence? Huh?
Sima Yi: Humm.. This will be hard.
Cao Cao: Oh noh! Dian Wei.. Prove you are strong!
Dian Wei: Yes my Lord.
Sima Yi: I got it! Dian Wei! Go and get Fat! Like Xu Zhu.
All: What?
Dian Wei: Er i don't like!
Sima Yi: The die.
Dian Wei: Duh?.. Aw ok.
At the kitchen...
Sima Yi: Eat all 1000 Foods in the table.
Dian Wei: What?
Xu Zhu: Oh! Oh! Let me do it!
Sima Yi: Shut up Fatdog.
Xu Zhu: Huhu.
Cao Cao: Oh! Dian Wei! Do your Diet after you get Fat ok?
Dian Wei: Yes.
Sima Yi: Ok.. First eat all the 100 Chickens!
Dian Wei: What!
Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha!
While eating all the Chickens...
Cao Cao: Poor Dian Wei.. He's getting Fat.
Cao Pi: Hey are you blind?
Cao Cao: What?
Cao Pi: He's only eating the first one.
Cao Cao: So?
Cao Pi: Argh! I don't want to talk to you!
Cao Cao: Clumsy.
After 1 hour...
Dian Wei: Ugh.. I'm done.
Sima Yi: Humph! Eat all the 200 Burgers! ( if they have? )
Dian Wei: I Can't!
Cao Cao: Oh do it.. You're not fat yet.
Cao Pi: Eh?
Xu Zhu: Let me handle it!
Sima Yi: Silence!
Xu Zhu: ...!
Cao Cao: Oh pls. Dian Wei.. Do it!
Zhen Ji: Yah.. Do it if you don't want to be executed.
Dian Wei: No!
Sima Yi: Then this is your Time!
Execution Time!...
Cao Cao: Noo! Don't kill him! He's my Favorite Bodyguard!
Cao Pi: Pls..
Sima Yi: I don't CARE!
All: What!
Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha! Die!
Dian Wei: Nooooo!
Sima Yi cuts Dian Wei's Head and throw it to the grave...
Cao Cao: Holy Shit!
Zhang He: Oh you son of a Devil Bitch! You're disgusting!
Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha! And You will be next! Darlings!
Xu Huang & Zhang He: What!
Sima Yi: Ahem! Ok Back to your places.
Back to the Halls...
Sima Yi: Ready.
Sima Yi spins the bottle...
Xu Huang: No not Zhang He.
Zhang Liao: Aw.. They really loved each other.
The bottle stops...
Sima Yi: Eh?.. Be ready Zhang Liao!
Zhang Liao: Huh? Me?
Sima Yi: Yeah. Think wise if you don't want to Die Zhang Liao!
All: Oooh! Scary!
God! Zhang Liao got to think wise! Will he choose Truth? Or Will he choose Consequence?... Find out...