Zhang Liao's Day!
Sima Yi: Truth or Consequence?
Zhang Liao: Consequence.
Sima Yi: Hahaha!
Cao Cao: Uh? He's laughing again.
Sima Yi: Go to Shu! And Kiss Guan Yu!
All: What!
Zhang Liao: Hey!
Sima Yi: Don't just stand there! Go to Shu!
Cao Cao: And? How will we ever know if Liao kissed Guan Yu?
Sima Yi: Simple.. All Wei will go. Is that a problem?
Cao Cao: No?
Sima Yi: So off we go.
Outside Wei...
Zhang Liao: Argh! I'm so a BIG idiot!
Sima Yi: You are.
Zhang Liao: Shut up!
Cao Cao: Alriight men.. Let's move!
All: Yes.
While Marching...
Zhang He is singing...
Zhang He: Lalalalala...
Sima Yi: Shut Up!
Zhang He: What?.. You don't like to hear my BEAUTIFUL voice?
Sima Yi: No!
Zhang He: How rude.
Continue marching...
Cao Cao: I'm getting nervous about this.
Cao Pi: Yah.
Zhen Ji: Don't worry.. We ain't gonna fight.. Right Sima Yi?
Sima Yi: Duh?.. Of course.
Cao & Pi: Whatever.
After 3 hours of walking...
Shu's Place!...
Sima Yi: Quick! Let's hide!.. Let Zhang Liao do this.
Zhang Liao: What?
Sima Yi: Go!
The others hide to the Trees...
Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha.. Freaky Gays.
Cao Cao: Huh?. Is this a Plan?
Sima Yi: Oh Shut up old man. Just Watch.
Zhang Liao is at the Front of the Gate...
Zhang Liao: Uh? Can i talk to General Guan Yu?
Guard Captain: Oh!. Wei!
Guard Captain runs to the halls... Then..
Guard Captain: My lord.. Zhang Liao is here!
All except Guan Yu: What!
Guan Yu: Really? ( Blushing )
Guard Captain: ( Nooded )
Guan Yu: Ok.. I will take care of this.
At the Gate... Zhang Liao is waiting... Guan Yu appers...
Guan Yu: Oh! Zhang Liao my LOVE!
Zhang Liao: Ohh..
At the trees...
All except Sima Yi: Wha!
Sima Yi: Haha.. Idiots.
Back to the gates...
Guan Yu: Oh.. I miss you so much.
Zhang Liao: Me too.
Guan Yu: How are you now?
Zhang Liao: Oh i'm fine. how about you?
Guan Yu: Sick.
Zhang Liao: Why?
Guan Yu: Sick beacuse you're not at my side.
At the trees...
Zhang He: Oooh.. How sweet.
Zhen Ji: Disgusting.
Zhang He: No!
Zhen Ji: What? oh. i get it. I forgot.. You're a gay.
Zhang He: Creep.
Gates...
Zhang Liao: Oh i just want to visit you.
Guan Yu: You mean you're not staying with me?
Zhang Liao: I'm sorry. Can i kiss you?
Guan Yu: Sure.
At the trees...
All: Yuck! freaking Yaoi.
SIma Yi: Hahaha. Butt faces.
Cao Cao: Oh god. Disgusting people.
Gates...
Now for the Dare... Zhang Liao kisses Guan Yu...
Zhang Liao: Oh shit. I love your hairs!
Guan Yu: ( blushing )
Zhang Liao: Goodbye my love.
Guan Yu: Bye.
Zhang Liao leaves and Guan Yu is waving at him...
At the trees...
Sima Yi: Bitch. I told you.
Cao Cao: Whatever you won again.
Sima Yi: Humph! Always old man!
Cao Cao: ...!
After the Consequences... Back to the Halls... (Yeah.. I want it to be Fast..)
Sima Yi: Spin.
Cao Cao: Argh! Why you love this Game?
Sima Yi: What? is there any Problem?
Cao Cao: I supposed to be the leader of Wei! Not you!
Sima Yi: What? you're the lord. Blah?
Cao Cao: Blah your face you Shitty stuff.
Sima Yi: Oooh. I feel your Love. Thank you spermless.
All: What?
Spins the bottle again..
After a second of hell...
Sima Yi: ...! Haha! You're time is now. Zhang He.
Zhang He: Me!
Xu Huang: Oh no! My Sweety.
Sima Yi: Humph. How lovely.
Zhang He.. Truth or Consequence?.. Nyah... Fucking...