Zhang He's Day!...

Sima Yi: Ok gay butt. Truth or Consequence?

Zhang He: Truth? Oh noh!

Sima Yi: Stop! You've picked it first.

Zhang He: Oh brother.

Cao Cao: I hope this is interesting.

Sima Yi: Of course. I can make things interesting than you old man.

Cao Cao: Huh!

Cao Pi: Durr.. Shut up!

Sima Yi: Ahem!. Zhang He.. Say the truth to the people! You are a Slut.

Zhang He: No!

Sima Yi: Yes you are.

Cao Cao: Are you kidding us?

Sima Yi: Oh fucking father shut up!

Cao Cao: You will pay for this!

Sima Yi: Whatever. So? tell or die?

Zhang He: I don't know what you're talking about.

Sima Yi: Oh really?

Xu Huang: Are you lying to me?

Zhang He: No i'm not!
Sima Yi: Com'on Xu Huang sweety. Your lover never says the truth.

Zhang He: No!

Sima Yi: Even 1 million times you said you are not. YOU ARE!

Xu Huang: Execution time is coming! Please.

Sima Yi: How touchy. All of your love is covered up with lies.

Zhang He & Xu Huang: No!

Sima Yi: So why you didn't tell the truth? you mother fuckers?

Zhang He: I don't lie.

SIma Yi: Then Die!

Execution Time!

Sima Yi: It is a pleasure to cut your head.

Zhang He: No!

Sima Yi: Too late girly gay..

Zhang He: I AM A SLUT!

All: What?

Sima Yi: Hey! Shut up!

Zhang He: I SLEEP WITH MAN FOR MONEY!

Xu Huang:NO!

Sima Yi: Oh Love.. Is like a crap.

Zhang He: I TELL THE TRUTH!

Sima Yi: Useless! Die!

Zhang He & Xu Huang: Noooooo!

R.I.P Zhang He..

Sima Yi: Back to the halls.

Halls..

Sima Yi: I'm happy now. No more Zhang He.

The bottle spins..

Cao Cao: Oh shit..

The bottle stops..

Sima Yi: You have the honor for being 8th victim.. Xiahou Dun..

Xiahou Dun: No!


I am totally happy.. Zhang He is gone! Next is Xiahou Dun.. What will he choose?