A/N: thanks to all who reviewed! Lovin' ya!
and thanks to orangesherbert7, jennisfifi and bluedaisy05 for answering my Q on SATS and PSATS.
LLFreak8285: (you get my first shout out! Lol" I )I really liked your review; when I was writing that part I was like; 'what if people think I am jumping straight to the event? (blah blah etc etc) then I realised that any normal Java Junkie would prob keep on reading (hello! L/L all over each other) and realise that it was a dream. I am glad you kept on reading and liked it. 
--Oh and just to clarify this is set in S4, there is currently no Nicole (The Nasty) they never got married but broke it off anyway. And there was no Jason. And Rory does go to Yale.

Disclaimer: don't own it.

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The next day Lorelai was raiding through her closet trying to find something she could define as 'snazy' to where to Chilli Night. But she wasn't having much luck, so she called her fashion consult, no not Taylor. Rory.

"Rory! Help Mummy sweetie darrling!" Lorelai whined into the phone in a voice from one of her favourite old TV shows.

"Mom! You know I hate being Saffy!"

"Fine, you want to be Patsy go ahead."

"Ew! Mom is this the reason you called?" Rory replied slightly repulsed by the Patsy reference.

"No actually, I was wondering if you knew what I should wear to 'Chilli Night'"

"Mom, you're a grown woman I am sure you can pick out an outfit yourself just fine."

"Rory I can't, I'm incapable, in fact while I am at it, I am also incapable of doing my laundry so if you could assist me with that it would be much appreciated" Lorelai replied trying to fawn off some of her pesky household chores.

"Mom I have to go to class now, just…. go shopping or something." Rory said hastily before hanging up and turning into her classroom.

"Shopping! That's it! I can seriously not believe I didn't think of that," Lorelai thought to herself after Rory had hung up.
"I can go tomorrow when I have the afternoon off! Yes, it's all coming together now" she thought to herself with a grin. But then she stopped, " I wonder what Luke is going to wear?"

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"Luuuuuuukkke!" Lorelai called as she walked through the diner door 10 minutes later.

"Lorelai you don't have to yell I'm right here."

"Surely you jest!" Lorelai replied in a pretend shocked voice.

"You want something to eat" Luke asked though he already knew the answer…or thought he did.

"No actually, I want to know what you are wearing to 'Chilli Night', I can't believe I didn't think of asking you earlier. Image the chaos if you turned up as my escort in some feathery shirt complete with maracas and upstaged me!" Lorelai said whilst imagining various Luke outfits in her head.

"Sheer pandemonium." Luke said sarcastically.

"I know! So…" she said before pausing a minute. "What are you going to wear?"

Luke thought a moment before he answered. He hadn't really thought about how he would dress. But given the situation he had to think fast. He settled in about two seconds on jeans and his blue dress shirt. But he knew Lorelai would not approve.

"Uh," Luke said adjusting his cap. "Jeans and a blue shirt?"

"Luke! There is no way you can wear that! You'll make me look bad, and we wouldn't want that would we?" Lorelai replied questioning Luke.

Luke scoffed as he thought to himself "yea, like she could ever look bad" unfortunately for him Lorelai noticed this action.

"What was the –-" for? Lorelai said imitating him.

"Crap" Luke thought to himself. He tried to think of something believable but lucked out. "Oh well" he thought, "My mother always taught me to tell the truth anyway I should probably start sooner or later… especially since that was decades ago."

Lorelai looked at Luke expectantly waiting for his reply.

"Well, it's just that, you could never look bad." Luke said shifting his head downward.

Lorelai was surprised by his response…a little.
"Thanks Luke" she said smiling, "But we still need to do something about your wardrobe. So tomorrow you are coming shopping with me."

Luke looked up from the floor. He hated shopping.
"Oh, Lorelai I don't think-" Luke started but got cut off by Lorelai.

"No buts I hate buts…except your's and that one is coming with me." Lorelai replied, again realising her innuendo. Taking a leaf out of Luke's book she cast her eyes downward.
Luke grinned as he stuttered out his response. "Ah, ok Lorelai I'll meet you here at 2 o'clock then?"

"Sure, that sounds fine" Lorelai responded glad that her little embarrassing moment was over.

A/N: Ugh I know short, but it will be worth it in the end, I got a good ending all planned out, I know ya'll will like it lol.
PUH-lease, R&R