Xiahou Dun's Day!
Sima Yi: Truth or Consequence?
Xiahou Dun: Consequence! Hahahaha!
All except Sima Yi: Huh?
Sima Yi: Hahahaha! Wrong choice JOE!
Xiahou Dun: Uh..oh..
Sima Yi: All go outside!
Outside the halls..
Sima Yi: See that tree?
Xiahou Dun: Maybe?
Sima Yi: ..! That rope?
Xiahou Dun: Dunno..
Sima Yi: That.. Bow and Arrow?
Xiahou Dun: ARE YOU SERIOUS!
Sima Yi: Muhahaha!
Cao Cao: Oh com'on Sima Ass! Stop being a jerk!
Sima Yi: Well Cow Ass.. I don't want to stop being a lousy jerk..
Xiahou Dun: Oh..
Sima Yi: GO AND TIE YOURSELF TO THAT TREE!
All: What!
Sima Yi: All of you are nothing!
After Dun tied himself, Sima Yi gets the Bow and Arrow to..
Sima Yi: SHOT YOUR OTHER EYE!
All: What!
Sima Yi: AND ONCE I'VE HITTED YOUR EYE, EAT IT!
All: What!...again..
Sima Yi: Muhahaha! Hahaha!
Cao Pi: Fuck!
Sima Yi: Are you ready Xiahou Dun?
Xiahou Dun: Huhuhuh...Wait! Do i look Pretty?
Sima Yi: Huh?
Xiahou Dun: Nevermind..
Sima Yi: Stupid.. Acting like Zhang He!
Xiahou Dun: I do act like Zhang He! FUCKER!
Sima Yi: DAMN YOU!
Sima Yi shot Xiahou Dun's Eye and died because of the arrow over his brain causing Internal Bleeding.
Cao Cao: Cousin?
Cao Pi: Joe?.. I- aye.. mean Uncle?
Xiahou Yuan: Big Brother?
Zhen Ji: Dunny?
All: Dunny.. What?
Zhen Ji: What! I called him like THAT!..BITCHES!
Sima Yi: Oh really... Jinny?..
Zhen Ji: I'm not a sissy! Pee Wee!
Sima Yi: Pee Wee? What the hell is that?
Zhen Ji: Oh you don't know Pee Wee?
Cao Cao: Er..
Zhen Ji: I SAW SIMA YI PEEING ON A WEE CLUB!
All: WHAT!
Cao Pi: Ugh.. that's nasty! You go hang out with the faggots club?
Sima Yi: No i didn't!
Zhen Ji: Liar!
Cao Cao: Man you're gross!
Sima Yi: NO! HELL ALL OF YOU BACK TO THE HALLS!
All: Aye! Pee Wee!
Back to the Halls..
Sima Yi: Pathetic spy guys!
Sima Yi spin the bottle..
Cao Cao: Want to go pee?
Sima Yi: Shut up!
The bottle stops..
Sima Yi: Muhahahahahahahaha! Damn!
Cao Pi: Nooooo!
Sima Yi: So Jinny? ready for some Pee Wee game! Hahaha!
Zhen Ji: Huhuhuhuhuhu!
Cao Cao: Oh brother..
It's Zhen Ji's turn... How sad She makes Sima Yi mad.. Can she handle The truth or the consequence?..