Pang De's Day!

Sima Yi: Ah.. Truth or Consequence?

Pang De: Consequence...

Sima Yi: Simple... Defect to Shu, go to your precious Ma Chao and don't ever get back!

All: What!

Cao Cao: Are you crazy!

Sima Yi: No... Muhahahaha?

Pang De: Why?..

Sima Yi: Well...Er, I don't like you!

Pang De: But i don't want to...

Cao Pi: Yeah! He don't want to.. So Fuck off!

Sima Yi: Fuck me!

All: GASP!

Sima Yi: Worthless chickens! Now, Pang De?

Pang De: No!

Cao Cao: Sima Yi you are a big FOOL!

Sima Yi: Who knows?

All: ...?

Xu Huang: We don't want to lose another general!

Xu Zhu: Yeah?..

Sima Yi: Die!

Pang De: Ok! Ok! I WILL! BYE FOOLS!

Outside...

So Pang De prepares his luggage and hoped to the carriage..

Sima Yi: Hahahah! Idiots! I know you miss your Ma Chao! Just fuck him!

All: Huh?

Sima Yi: Bye?..

Everybody waved their hands for a sadness of farewell...

Back to the halls..

Sima Yi: How many are left?..

Cao Pi: Uh... 1, 2..

Cao Cao: 3?

Xiahou Yuan: Stupid! 4!

All: Oh..

Xu Huang: Yeah! We're done!

Xu Zhu: Only you 4 are going to hell..duh..

Sima Yi: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Xu Zhu: Candy?..

Cao Cao & Cao Pi: Oh brother..

Xiahou Yuan: Tah! The last man standing will be me!

Sima Yi: In your dreams!

Cao Cao: I am the lord so buzz off!

Cao Pi: Whatever...

Sima Yi spins the bottle...

Xu Huang and Xu Zhu are dancing like babies while the bottle is spinning..

Cao Pi: Hey.. That's too long.

Cao Cao: Hahah!

Xiahou Yuan: Huh?

The bottle stops...

Cao Pi: The end..

Cao Cao: is near..

All: SIMA YI!

Sima Yi: What! Not ME! OH!...


Wow... It's Sima Yi's turn. How can they ask him when he makes the truth and the consequences?.. Uh.. Better find out?