Sima Yi's Day!
Cao Cao: This is going to be difficult.
Cao Pi: You're right my father. Any ideas?
Xiahou Yuan: Think..
Sima Yi: Oh stop talking! Give all you've got, i can take them all sucka!
Cao Pi: Really?
Cao Cao: Yes! I got it! Pi and Yuan, i have a plan..
The three move to somewhere that Sima Yi doesn't find out...
Sima Yi: Huh? Where are they?
At the stables..
Cao Pi: Oh shit! To many places we can go, why the stables!
Cao Cao: Shut up and listen to me! If he picked truth, We three gonna ask him 9 questions!
Cao Pi: Why?
Xiahou Yuan: Because.. That is the totally number of the generals he harassed.
Cao Cao: That's right!
Cao Pi: And if that ass picked consequence...
All: We can make him 9 dares! Bwah ha ha ha!
Back to the halls..
Cao Cao: Oh Sima Yi!
Sima Yi: Huh?
Cao Pi: Truth or Consequence?
Sima Yi: Consequence..
All 3: Yeah!
Cao Cao: Your consequences are all 9 fucked up!
Cao Pi: Someone is annoying... Kill Xu Huang and Xu Zhu!
Sima Yi: Is that all? How sissy..
Cao Cao: Uh.. Clean the whole castle!
Sima Yi: Xu Zhu cleaned them all, have you forgot?
Xiahou Yuan: Uh.. Kill yourself?
Sima Yi: If i kill myself, who will be the stategist?
All: Ahhh?..
Cao Cao: Eat mice?
Sima Yi: All of our mice and rats are exterminated..
Cao Pi: Do my laundry?..
Sima Yi: Well.. All of your clothes are clean. The maid, she washed them all.
Xiahou Yuan: Kill Yue Ying?
Sima Yi: Actually... I've done it.
Cao Cao: How?
Sima Yi: I placed her on her juggernut and it exploded..
Cao Pi: Dress like a woman?
Sima Yi: I've already dressed a gown you fool..
Cao Cao: Kiss my ass!
Sima Yi: I've just done it a while ago..
Xiahou Yuan: Bring Huang Zhong to me!
Sima Yi: Huh? Huang Zhong is at your room, you didn't see him?
Xiahou Yuan: But how?
Sima Yi: Fool... I OUTSMARTED YOU! THE CONSEQUENCES ARE ALL OVER!
All: WHAT!
Sima Yi: All of your stupid little none sense thing, I've done it all before you think that!
All: WHAT!
Sima Yi: You're all Idiots! IMBECILES! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF STRATEGY! YOUR BRAINS HAVE NO NUTS!
All: WHAT!
Sima Yi: Tah! Your throats are full of boogers! Hahaha!
All: Huh?
Sima Yi: Muhahahah!
All: We give up..
Sima Yi: Back to your places!
Cao Cao: So that is where Xu Huang and Xu Zhu are lost in sight when we come back..
Cao Pi: Oh god..
Xiahou Yuan: I think i'm getting sick..
Sima Yi spins the bottle..
Cao Cao: But how did you kiss my ass?
Sima Yi: You went to my room yesterday because your freakin damn scared watching horror shows! And you place your butt on my freakin face!
Cao Pi: So that's why you're out dad..
Xiahou Yuan: But Huang Zhong?
Sima Yi: Oh you didn't remember? It's your birthday! My gift to you is your precious Huang Zhong.. I know you have relationship.
All: NO WAY!
Sima Yi: You are all worthless..
The bottle stops...
Sima Yi: You're next Xiahou Yuan..
Xiahou Yuan: Good grief..
I can't let Sima Yi die.. Hahaha This is the most stupid chapter that i've ever done..