Xiahou Yuan's Day!

Sima Yi: Truth or Consequence?

Xiahou Yuan: I don't know..

Sima Yi: What do you mean "I don't know"?

Xiahou Yuan: Oh well, Consequence..

Sima Yi: Nice choice brada!

All: Uh?

Sima Yi: Go and eat your precious Huang Zhong!

Xiahou Yuan: Eat who?

Sima Yi: Whatever..

Xiahou Yuan: But i don't wanna!..

Sima Yi: Why, don't you want your oldman? Oh com'on.. Don't hide your feelings.

Cao Cao: This is sick!

Cao Pi: Right, why don't you eat him! Not Yuan.

Sima Yi: Because I don't eat. And why don't you ask cannibal?

Xiahou Yuan: NO I'M NOT!

Sima Yi: Poor weaklings..

Cao Cao: Prove to us, you're just lying!

Sima Yi: Xiahou Yuan? Remember that time when you're dying to find some chips?

Xiahou Yuan: Aye?

Sima Yi: You don't find any so, you think that my mother looked like a potato chips and just licked her!

Xiahou Yuan: Is that your mother?

Sima Yi: What do you think bitch?

Xiahou Yuan: Your grandmother.. Ehyuck..

Sima Yi: HUH!

Cao Cao: Oh what a lovely parent you've got there Sima Yi.

Cao Pi: Right.. Really lovely.. And PRETTY TOO!

Sima Yi: Are you insulting me!

All: Nuh uh.. No?

Sima Yi: Whatever! Die or Alive Xiahou Yuan!

Xiahou Yuan: I rather die!

Sima Yi: SO BE IT!

Execution Time!..

Sima Yi: You will gonna pay for licking my innocent mother..

Xiahou Yuan: Yeah right, she tasted sucks!

Sima Yi: FUCKER!

Sima Yi quickly burned Xiahou Yuan like hell because of madness..

Sima Yi: Muhahahaha! No one messes with me! Burn! Burn! Burn like hell!

Cao Cao & Cao Pi: SCARY!

Sima Yi: Back to your places!

At the Halls..

Cao Cao: Damn.. Our end is near!

Cao Pi: Curse this game, and Sima Yi!

Sima Yi: Blah Blah..

Sima Yi spins the bottle..

5...4...3...2...1...Bottle stops!

Sima Yi: Poor.. Cow Cow! Moooh!

Cao Cao: No!

Cao Pi: YES! DIE DAD!

Cao Cao: No..


Next is Cao Cao, damn that potato chips.. I hate junk foods! Who cares? Just leave me alone! Hahahah!