Cao Cao's Day!

Sima Yi: No one will be alive except me fuckers..

Cao Cao: Oh really? How about you die first? Something like that..

Cao Pi: Ur nut su greyt su shat ap!

Sima Yi: Ah what?

Cao Pi: Wu nos?

Cao Cao: Can we move on?

Sima Yi: Truth or Consequence?

Cao Cao: Consequence..

Sima Yi: Go and climb to Mt. Everest!

Cao Cao & Cao Pi: What!

After a day where Cao Cao is at the middle of the Mountain..

Sima Yi: ARE YOU ALRIGHT THERE?

Cao Cao: DON'T WORRY! I AM FINE, CAN I GO DOWN?

Sima Yi: (thinking) Muhahahah! NEVER! STAY THERE FOREVER!

Cao Pi: Do not listen to him!

Sima Yi: If you go down, you will get executed!

Cao Cao: Make me you FOOL!

After 1 week..

Cao Cao: Can i go down!

Sima Yi: I'm not listening...

Cao Pi: Oh com'on!

Cao Cao seems getting cold to the top of the Mt. and starting to shake..

Cao Cao: Sima Yi ! Foolish beast, I am getting cold here!

Sima Yi: What?

Cao Cao: I said you're cute!

Sima Yi: Hey what did he say Cao Pi?

Cao Pi: You don't hear what father says or you're just a plain dumbass?

Sima Yi: Dumbass?

Cao Pi: Yeah.. you're a big one!

Sima Yi: If you want to come down, Go and fly, No one will gonna stop you!

Cao Cao: I rather die!

Execution Time!

Sima Yi: Told you..

Cao Cao: Bark your ass..

Sima Yi: What!

Cao Cao: Oh I said, You're beautiful..

Sima Yi: DIE!

Sima Yi knot Cao Cao's feet to the post and pulled by the horse.. His body was split in half.

Cao Pi: Oh Shit!

Sima Yi: Muhahaha!

Cao Pi: Ewww.. Freakin dad's stomach is ugghh..

Sima Yi: Humph! You're the last one..

Cao Pi: Let us see about it!


This is a stupid chapter, I can't think of any what so.. Cao Pi is the last. Can he twist the last story for this? Who knows..

Désolé pour cet aucun histoire de sens...