Cao Pi's Day!
Cao Pi: What's your plan now Sima Sucka?
Sima Yi: Huh? (thinking) Wait... Uh.. I?
Cao Pi: Er what's wrong?
Sima Yi: I'VE GOT IT! Wait a sec.
Cao Pi: Ok?.
Sima Yi went to his room and wrote some letters for the other DW girls...
It's says:
Some of my friend wanted you to go his palace for some party.. Girls are allowed, Husbands are not!
fuck off.. Hope you will go and join.
Venue: Wei palace in da garden..
At Shu..
Yue Ying: My husband, can I go to this party?
Zhuge Liang: It's Wei.. Maybe they have some bad plans?
Yue Ying: Oh don't worry! Xing Cai is at my side.
Xing Cai: Yeah! You're nothing Zhuge...
Guan Ping: But...
Yue Ying: We can handle this!
Xing Cai: Yeah.. Promise!
Zhuge & Ping: Oh well, you can go...
Ying & Cai: Hahaha! Loser boys!
At Wu..
Xiao Qiao: Oh my god! A party! Eeeeh!
Da Qiao: Think it was safe?
Sun Shang Xiang: Who knows?
Sun Quan: You're not a girl!
Sun Shang Xiang: Who said it!
Sun Quan: ME!
Sun Shang Xiang: Fuck off Bathroom King!
All: UUUHHHH?
Sun Ce: Hehe.. Maybe you should stop now?
Xiao Qiao: (crying) I wanna go!
Zhou Yu: But..
Da Qiao: You're just jealous becacuse HUSBANDS ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Sun Shang Xiang: Yeah!
Sun Quan: So you're not allowed! Liu Bei's husband!
Sun Shang Xiang: Ugggghh! I HATE YOU!
Sun Ce: FINE! You can go!
All 3: Yehhaw!
At the Nanman?..
Zhu Rong: Sweety.. I wanna go to the party!
Meng Huo: What! YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!
Zhu Rong: I uh.. Sort of?
Meng Huo: Aaww.. Sure why not.. Make sure you go home quick.
Zhu Rong: Promise!..
At a Dance Club?..
Diao Chan: What the hell is this?
Lu Bu: Party at Wei?..
Diao Chan: Can I go?..
Lu Bu: NO!
Diao Chan: Oh com'on.. Just help your students for your new dance step! Like in DW3? Yeah!
Lu Bu: (crying) Oh well.. You can.
Back at Wei..
Sima Yi: Muhahahaha!
Cao Pi: What now?..
Sima Yi: A Suprise!
The DW girls is at the gate now!..
Cao Pi: What are they doing here!
Sima Yi: It is the part of the game..
At the garden..
Sima Yi: Ladies and Gentlemen..
Yue Ying: Who is the gentlemen?..
Sima Yi: You and Sun Shang Xiang..
Sun Shang Xiang: No!
Yue Ying: How dare you!..
Sima Yi: AS I WAS SAYING!..
All: (Shut up)
Sima Yi: We have a little game here.. So Cao Pi Truth or Consequence?
Cao Pi: Truth!
Diao Chan: What's going on?
Xiao Qiao: Yeah?
Da Qiao: Who knows?..
Sima Yi: Somebody says that, you Cao Pi have raped one of this 7 lovely females while they are sleeping.. Oh! I mean 5?
Sun Shang Xiang: UGH I WILL KILL YOU!
Cao Pi: No I'm not!
Sima Yi: Let see.. Guards, bring out the gadget!
A Lie Detector..
Sima Yi: You will have a test.. I will ask you and IF THE LIGHT WILL TURN RED, it means you said the lies but, IF THE LIGHT TURN IN GREEN, you said the truth.. Ready asshole?
Cao Pi: Whatever!
Sima Yi wear the gadget at Cao Pi's head..
Sima Yi: Where are you that night?
Cao Pi: Uh.. At the bar?
Light is green!
All Girls: Ooooohh?..
Sima Yi: Did you get drunk?
Cao Pi: Yeah..
Light is Green!
Sima Yi: Which castle did you sneek? Shu, Wu, Meng Huo's castle, or to the Dance Club?
Cao Pi: What! Are you serious!
Sima Yi: Yeah.. Answer?
Cao Pi: NONE!
OH NO! THE LIGHT TURNS TO RED!
Sima Yi: Liar!
Cao Pi: No i'm not!
Red light again!
Sima Yi: You see? You're lying!
Cao Pi: OK FINE!
Light turns to green!
Sima Yi: Did you rape Xiao Qiao?
Cao Pi: No!
Light is green!
Sima Yi: Da Qiao?
Da Qiao: Eeew!
Cao Pi: No..
Light is green!
Sima Yi: Sun Shang Xiang? Haha!
Cao Pi: NEVER! OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Sun Shang Xiang: YOU'RE MEAN!
Light is green!
Sima Yi: YUE YING!
Cao Pi: HELL NO!
Yue Ying: Damn you!
Light is green!
Sima Yi: Muhahaha! Zhu Rong!
Cao Pi: No!
Light is green!
Sima Yi: Diao Chan?
Cao Pi: I don't know what in the place in earth that Club of hers is hiding so NO!
Diao Chan: That's right!
Light is green!
Sima Yi: Last! Xing Cai!
Cao Pi: Noooooo!
BOOOOOM!
The gadget blows! Cao Pi's Brain Cells poped out like grossy popcorns! Cao Pi is DEAD!
Sima Yi: Whoa!
Xing Cai: YEAH! DEATH IS FOR YOU PERVERT!
Other girls: Really! HOLLY HELL!..
Sima Yi: Hahaha! BEST PLAN EVER! NO MORE WEI! Yeahaw!..
All Girls: We're outa here!
Sima Yi: Muhahaha! Hahaha!
Everybody is dead! No more.. Cao Pi is a liar so he died.. He didn't twist the story. How sad... :D
I have no choice but to make a bonus chapter for the real ending.. Haha! Sorry guys..