Last Chapter!
After the game where Sima Yi is still outside talking to the girls of some crap.
Sima Yi: Foolish sissies.. Piss off!
Da Qiao: How poor..
Xiao Qiao: Yeah! No more WEI!
Sima Yi: Fuck off!
Yue Ying: OH! I must go..
Sun Shang Xiang: Yeah me too..
Zhu Rong: Look at him, what a maniac look!
Sima Yi: What!
Xing Cai: Eeeww... You seems like a perverted joe!
Diao Chan: Let's get outa here!
All of the girls leave Sima Yi..
Sima Yi: FOOLS! YOU THINK THAT I WILL JUST GONNA RAPE YOU! IN YOUR DREAMS!
Dw Girls: (Shouting far) TAH! PSYCHO!
Sima Yi was left alone then. He went inside to look at his papers seeing that Wei didn't accomplished 5 battles to Shu. But something
smells fishy..
At Shu...
Yue Ying and Zhuge Liang at their quarters..
Yue Ying: My husband, why don't you attack your rival now?
Zhuge Liang: That's a good plan but, we can't sneek around to the castle like that.
Yue Ying: Why not? Wei have no soldiers left.
Zhuge Liang: (shocked like hell) REALLY? Very well then..
Yue Ying: Oh! That's right?.. Yeah?.. YEAH!
Zhuge Liang: (muttering) Bastard...
Yue Ying: What!
Zhuge Liang: I said you're cute..
Yue Ying: Awww...
1 week after...
A sound of marching soldiers are heading to Wei.
Sima Yi: WHAT?
Somewhere in Hell..
There was a big TV almost big as the Movies.. So the dead Wei fellows is watching Sima Yi.
Cao Cao: Hahaha! Big ass punk, your end is near!
Zhang He: Yippe! I can't wait to hug my precious guy!
Zhen Ji: Fuck off!
Cao Pi: No! You Fuck off!
Xu Huang: (crying) I thought you love me ZHANG HE!
Zhang He: Ah? Did i say that?
Xu Huang: Oh..
Zhang Liao: Look! Sima Yi is being attacked by Shu!
Cao Ren: Yeah! Kill that Fool!
Xu Zhu: Awww.. I'm still hungry.
All: FUCK OFF!
Pang De: Oh god.. Wait! Look..
Xiahou Dun: Ouch.. I can't feel my eye.
Xiahou Yuan: Of course you can't! YOU'RE EYELESS!
Xiahou Dun: Bitch..
Cao Cao: Yeah! Kill that Sima Yi!
Zhen Ji: OH! DONT!
All: Why not?
Zhen Ji: None of your business!
Back to Wei..
Sima Yi: I must hide! But where? Ah ha!
Sima Yi went to Zhen Ji's room.
Sima Yi: I know what to do now!
He opened Zhen Ji's cabinet to find something and it was her lovely dress, he change his clothes to Zhen's clothes and grab her flute.
Hell again..
Zhen Ji:OH MY GOD! MY DRESSS! FUCK THEY ARE LOVELY!
Cao Pi: Is that? WHAT! THAT DRESS! THAT'S MY ANNIVERSARY GIFT TO YOU!
Zhang He: And OH GOD! THEY ARE LOOKED GORGEOUS! I wish someone will buy me clothes like that..
All: IN YOUR DREAMS FAGGOT!
Cao Cao: Ohhh.. He does look my first wife. (drools)
All: (gasp)
Cao Cao: What?
Wei again..
After Sima Yi changed, he once go outside to the room and 2 generals of Shu he saw.
Sima Yi: Waaah!
Zhao Yun: Wow wow wow.. What a lovely lady.
Jiang Wei: Yes I agree. Very LOVELY..
Sima Yi: Fools!.. I-uh..Ahem (change voice) Hello sexy boys.
Zhao Yun: ARRRRRR!
Jiang Wei: CAN I ASK YOU IN MARRAIGE?
Sima Yi: WHAT!
Hell Hell Hell...
Zhang He: YUCK! HOW DISGRACEFUL!
Zhen Ji: HOW IRRITATING!
Cao Cao: HOW STUPID!
Cao Pi: YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS!
Others: Yeah.. Isn't it obvious?
The 4: FUCKERS!
Wei Wei WEI!
Jiang Wei: OH COM'ON! I BEG YOU!
Zhao Yun: Hey! I SAW HER FIRST!
Jiang Wei: KISS MY ASS!
Zhao Yun: I RATHER DIE!
Sima Yi: Oh god.. What a strong beauty I have.
DIE!
Sima Yi uses Zhen Ji's combo.. And Musou.
But...
Huang Zhong is at the back and hitted Sima Yi cause him to Death...
Sima Yi: Uggh... I'm was..ted.
Hell
All: Yeah! Sima Yi DIED! BUT...
Heaven...
An Angel met him at the golden gate..
Angel: If you want to go inside, you must confest first. What kind of sin do you have?
Sima Yi: I have no sin..
Angel: Are you sure?
Sima Yi: Of course!
Angel: Really?
Sima Yi: Yes duh..
Angel: But you are Evil, an Evil guy like you doesn't have the right to enter the heaven.
Sima Yi: Fine! Throw me to HELL!
Angel: Your wish is my command.
This is the last... HELL.
Cao Cao: That idiot! GOES TO HEAVEN?
Zhang He: That's not fare! (crying)
Zhen Ji: What? You didn't deserve to be at the heaven faggot.
Zhang He: Yeah right, Baby maker!
Zhen Ji: WHAT!
Cao Pi: Oh geeze..
Others: LOOOK!
It's Sima Yi!
Sima Yi: I thought I can handle it..
Cao Cao: Yeah! You have leared your lesson now.
Cao Pi: All of Wei is one again.
Zhang He: Uh huh! So why don't you ask me to marry you?
Zhen Ji: FUCK OFF!
Sima Yi: Tah! In your dreams!
All: Yeah! In your dreams!
Zhang He: How cruel!
Sima Yi: So, want to play again?
All: NO WAY!
Sima Yi: Losers!
All of them is really dead now.. Now Wei will have to conquer Hell against Satan. They Live, Fight, Survive as one.. nothing can break the line between them.. No matter what, Game or not.. Still. You don't have to kill anybody like that.
Beacause it sucks..
The End..
Yeah it's done.. This is sick, but a relief... Bye now suckers!