Title: Random Bits 1 - Chapter 2
Setting: Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu are still enjoying their Girls Only day, while the men have found a way to amuse themselves.
Besaid - Village - Tidus is just beginning the end of his social life while the older Guardians look on. The village is about to get the shock of its life.
Tidus ran up the steps of the temple with the grace of an angry chimpanzee, and darted inside. He was just finished convincing himself that everything was going to be okay (on account of how dark the inside of the temple was) when he streaked passed the new Maester as he was blessing the newest batch of Summoners (It's never quite dark enough, quiet enough, or busy enough when you are trying to be inconspicuous!). One of the Summoners screamed, alerting the others, who took up the call; At which point Tidus attempted to run and pirouette at the same time while trying to outrun the Maester and the Head Priest.
In a tumult of screams and 'Kweh's, the young blitzball player burst from the temple and did a Jecht Shot off the steps and into the crowd that had assembled to welcome the new Summoners. The crowd shrieked with a mixture of reactions, revulsion being the predominant one as Tidus spun overhead and landed. (Yeah, the Jecht Shot looks cool, but only because the guy has clothes on when he does it. It's a shot that's just not meant to be done naked.) The crowd parted around him like he had some kind of disease. For all they knew, the glowing red mark on his butt was a disease.
'Kweh'ing, and twirling with his arms above his head, Tidus broke free of the crowd and bolted for the relative safety of the Crusaders' Lodge. Auron and his two companions howled with laughter as the blond boy shot out moments later amidst a hail of Items.
"Is he allowed to do that?" Wakka inquired, looking uncertainly at Auron as Tidus began scrabbling among the broken cobbles for the rarer Items. (Like he had somewhere to carry them) Auron glanced at Kimahri, who showed his ignorance with a shrug of his massive shoulders. "Didn't make rule about not picking things up." he rumbled.
Auron turned back to the spectacle just as Tidus asked the old woman sitting by the Item Shop if she wanted to apply the lotion for him. They winced in unison as the old woman pulled a cane out of nowhere and shoved it into a very personal area, and then cracked Tidus over the head as he doubled over from the first blow. The older Guardians howled and guffawed as Tidus, remembering to keep his hands up, ran for the village gates at a fast hobble. They were all more than slightly surprised that the Jecht Spawn could still walk, let alone move. Laughter fell silent and hovered uncertainly at the gates as Tidus fell to the ground and started rolling in the dirt. It would have been the funniest part of the whole prank, if the 'X's hadn't been standing there, having just returned from their Girls Only day.
Yuna and Rikku both shrieked and covered their eyes in modesty/horror, while Tidus attempted to pirouette while rolling on the ground. Lulu looked right at Tidus' tent, as if she knew. She looked like she was going to explode. That was when the laughter died.
Inside the tent, as thunder rumbled ominously in the distance, Kimahri turned to his two companions and rumbled "Going to need Auto Life's."
The End.
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