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Two Different Girls

When Harry Potter had got back home after Auror Training he rang Joanne Evans, to see if she had got home safely and to see if she wanted to apparate over. As it happened, Joanne DID want to come and see Harry. Not very strange knowing what had happened earlier that day. When she arrived Ron arrived as well and as they had apparated to the same space, they both crashed into each other. Harry started laughing wildly.

Hermione had just apparated into her flat and she immediately thought of someone very close to her. Nope, it ISN'T Harry Potter. She thought she might apparate over to see if Harry and Ron had got home from work yet.

Yes, Hermione DID land on the same spot where Joanne and Ron were lying so she fell over them. And then to top it off Harry decided to jump right onto all three of them. Ron looked into Hermione's eyes. He had never noticed they were so beautiful. Joanne could only see something bright red. It was Ron's hair.

Harry helped them all up. He really did not like this situation. He was now in love with two different girls at the same time. Uh oh. And they were both in his flat at the same time. Uh oh. As he brought Joanne up she pulled into a tight hug and snogged his face off. Uh oh. Hermione had seen that. Hermione stared at the two of them, not in her disapproving glare, but as if she was not that surprised. She then told Harry something that made him feel a whole lot better. "It doesn't matter Harry, I fancied Ron more anyway." Ron's ears started to turn red. Everyone looked at Hermione. Then Ron did something that HE would never forget or ever regret. He went up to Hermione, and kissed her. She kissed him back and soon they were on the sofa rolling around and kissing each other as much as they could. Harry was quite shocked. Joanne thought it looked quite fun. She went up to Harry, took him in her arms and leaped onto the sofa and they started kissing each other as well. And then the sofa broke. This time they all started laughing. Not just Harry. Hermione muttered "Reparo." Harry had been standing where the sofa had been. The sofa knocked him over. This time everyone laughed except Harry.

" But my Lord, surely you want Draco Malfoy as a Death Eater, for his dad has been of such service to you."

"No Wormtail, I would prefer to have Bartemius Crouch the third, he had better grades than Malfoy, has already killed someone and is a whole lot more thoughtful. Malfoy uses spells first, thinks later. Crouch the third does not."

"I suppose, my Lord. What about your next plan?"

"Ah, my plan of pure genius. It shall kill Harry Potter. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Erm... what do I have to do, my Lord?"

"You just have to get me a Polyjuice potion..."

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