AN-This is the second part of our lengthy, yet humerous, epic.

I suggest you read the first one, originally enough, first, as you might get slightly dazed and confused if you don't.

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Judge Judy Court Room

Judge Judy- On one side is the defendant Mace Pink Sabre verses plaintiffs Now I'm Darth and Count Chocula

CC- Isn't it remarkable how no none shows any signs of injury despite the fact it was such a colossal explosion?

Yoda to MPS- Mace Pink Sabre, worry, you shouldn't, good always triumph over evil, it will.

15 Minutes Later

JJ-Give Count Chocula a gazillion, billion crates of chocolate milk and 5 egg plants from you personal collection

(As Yoda's eggplants are confiscated) Yoda- Melting, I am, Melting, I am!

(Becomes pool resembling mushy peas)

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Now I'm Darth is bringing a battalion of chocolate milk crates into the back drive

(Enter Padme)

P- Oh, great, you brought liquid tooth decay for the babies

(Now I'm Darth drops crate)

P- Yes, my darthling, I'm having millionuplets

NID- Oh no, this won't be good the dark side has a very stringent agenda for birth control, I won't be much of a role model

P- Did you say something, honey bunch?

NID- Of course not, paddycakes

NID- Padme, I am your father.

P- WHAT?

NID- Sorry, wrong line

(Shuffles through script)

NID- Padme, I am evil

P- But, but, I love you!

NID- But I'm evil

10x

P- I love you!

NID- I'm Evil

NID- Here is a set of videos of me massacring ickle bunnies

(Shuffles through them)

Teasing kittens with a ball of wool… torturing horsies….putting puppies in pans…committing political crimes….shaking hands with Hitler….buying 'Busted' CDs…

P- I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

NID (groans) - Listen I'm going to do the only logical thing in this highly improbable situation which is to hurl a pregnant woman across the room with my hex-vision

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(OW evidently drunk)

OW- Oi, Son, what are you doing with my wife!

NID- Several points Obi Wan,

This is not your house, its several doors down

You do not have a wife, and what I am holding is actually a fairly large parsnip

The odds on you at the Senate bookies are 5 to 1 that you are the trademark Gay

(OW falls over and sings 'To die for Wantica 20 is truly glory')