The 99th Platoon – The FlatFeet Saga
Act Three: Into the Lair

Credits

Captain Rico "Sarge" Rodriguez: "G.A.Pap."

Double O Agent Oreos: "Patrick L."

Lieutenant "Chael": "Chael"

Lieutenant Rick "Pyst" Gores: Matt "Pyst Dude" Bujold

Sergeant Major Joshua "FlatFeet" Evans: Josh "FlatFeet" Evans

Sergeant Major Thomas "WWW" Warclat: Thomas "WWW.whydowecare.ca" Blight

Sergeant Major Stealth Levassuer: Christian "Death Lingerer" Levasseur

Sergeant Major Squeaky F. Acore: Tony "Squeaky" Lucero a.k.a. "Zepa" or "Squeaky the Zepa"

Sergeant Major Eric Cartman: "Eric Cartman"

Field Surgeon Renato "The Reverend" Mon: Renato "DaYetiMon" Whitaker

Sergeant "DarkFlame": Ryan "Dark05" Miralos Gonzalez:

Sergeant Kenny "Coolguy" Johnson: Jose "Retroman87" Daniel Osechas

Sergeant Andrew "Ajax Fireborn" Jackson McGregor: "Ajax"

Sergeant Samuel Graham Snickers: Adam "Snickers" Taylor Neal

Sergeant "Twisted": Josh "Raziel Unlimited" Cloos

Sergeant Miles "RedStorm" Crowell: Glenn "Nyskall" Crowell

Master Chef "Ricy": Richard "Ricyfood" Allen

Corporal Blaze S. Reinheart: Nathan "DreamBlaster" Young

Guest starring:
Major B. Addass: as himself
Tediz #977: as itself
Anthrax the Bartender: "Anthraxz"
Conker T. Squirrel: as himself
Cherry Evans: as herself
Professor Wesley Robonovich: as himself
The Omega: as itself
Sergio Pernandez: as himself

Sergeant Dana "Déjà vu" Rodriguez: "Deja Vuu"

Sloshed up and with their brains knocked out...The 99th Platoon, in loving memory of Dana "Déjà vu" Rodriguez.

Sarge:
A long, long time ago...I can still remember how that music used to make me smile...
Pyst:
And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance...
Mon:

...and maybe they'd by happy for a while...

Ricy standing up
But February made me shiver, with every paper I'd deliver...
Oreos:
Bad news on the doorstep. I couldn't take one more step!
Dark softly:
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride...
FlatFeet:
Something touched me deep inside...
CoolGuy:
The Day the music died...
All:
So bye-bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levee but
the levee was dry.
Them good ole boys were drinkin' whiskey and Rye,
singing
this'll be the day that I die...

This'll be the day that I die...


--Started by PatrickSim; written up by Gappap--

No Squirrels, Panthers, Felines, Hawks, Weasels, Hedgehogs, Tediz, Komiz, or Viral Beings were harmed in the making of this picture.

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Closing notes from the author:
At last, it is complete.
One of the largest and most epic, in scale, chronicles of the famously notorious 99th Platoon has been completed for your viewing pleasure. It took a while to compile it, but it was well worth the effort. Still I don't tire of sharing these experiences with an audience, and I know the men and women that proudly make up this unit have yet to feel dissatisfied with the fruition of their efforts.
The Platoon continues to operate, running now into its third year of operation come the autumn season of 2004. The missions grow in scale and depth, and our universe expands at an increasing pace, always including new characters, working for good…or evil. Somehow it all holds together, the main reason being the strength and determination of the team. For that I thank them.
I also thank you, the viewers, for taking a small amount of time from what is your life, to read about the zany and bizarre antics that twenty odd men and women can pull together.
Drop a line at the Bad Fur Day boards at if you want to find us. We're always open to try-outs for the 99th.
The Platoon fights on. With the completion of this fourth fanfiction in the series, an extensive and ever-growing website has been created at is being pieced together, that hosts not only detailed profiles for all of your favourite Plat99n characters, but also plans to host the large amount of fanart that has risen and the fanfiction itself.
Concerning fanfiction, the next major project would have to be :Plat99n:Reforged: the largest mission to date, consisting of 500 posts amassing to over a MB in size.
In the meantime there are always the other three missions, Komiz Isle, Escape From Batula's Castle and WWW's Dream, along with the new 'COPS' (Search under 'R' rated)
If you enjoyed living through the horror of the Omega Chronicle…of the FlatFeet Saga, then my own personal goal has succeeded, satisfaction has been achieved, and I can ask nothing further of you.
Following the trend set up by the borderline sadistic-genius Omega, I can bid you naught for now but:
Adieu.

Thank you for your time.
G.A. Pap.