Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I won't give you a reason because if I did it would involve the show sucking and Naruto not being clueless enough so that he could notice Hinata.

Into the tv?

Chapter one: this is different…

"spoken words" also things that are written

'thoughts'

actions… I guess ex. cough

what I'm saying, Me the author also authors notes

'sounds'

They fell from the sky with a 'thud' and an 'oomph' that came from the comfortavle cushion that broke Hayley's fall. Hayley got up from the comfortable cushion and looked at her surroundings. Though "smart" at school or when she had a book/pencil/paper in her hands she was, how do you put it…SLOW! She was never good at figuring things out without an item in her hands so she stood there with her hand under her chin tapping her cheek trying to find out where they were. She was thinking so hard but all she could think was 'I know I've seen this place before…just where?'

As if reading her mind Drew stood up rubbing his stomach and said "Hayley we're in Konoha. In Naruto." He paused. "Though this place just looks a bit different."

"Ooh I know we must've gotten sucked into that weird lookin' crack on the tv." Hayley said as if it weren't the least bit obvious.

Though Drew had gotten a little used to the way she acted it still annoyed him how slow she was (at times). 'Man how she reminds me of a certain blonde boy from the show we were just watching.'

He lifted up his to rub his temples then jumped. 'what happened to my hands? They're so thin and animated like…' Then it hit him… a bird flew out of nowhere and just hit right into his face. He fell on the ground and then it struck him… clouds appeared out from the sky and lightning literally struck him. He was twitching then it went smack… "OKAY" he groaned trying to get up off the ground. "I KNOW I'M ANIMATED! GOSH! SO YOU CAN STOP USING PHYSICAL WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW I CAN NOTICE"

He dusted himself off and looked at the brunette (who he was sure was actually blonde on the inside) and noticed she was animated too. "DUH! I'M NOT SLOW LIKE SOME PEOPLE! DON'T PUT ME IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS HER!" He shouted clearly aggravated and pointed at Hayley who wasn't paying any attention to him.

oh how I'd love to give you a piece of my mind but a dead character during the beginning of the story would ruin it now wouldn't it.

'whatever, it's not like it already didn't suck' Drew thought angrily at having so many things happen to him so little bit of time

Don't forget that I can make you accidentally walk off the side of a cliff that has sharp pointy rocks to a bloody gruesome… okay smiles nervously I think I got my point through

So KNOWING Hayley was animated he looked over and saw that her clothes were completely different from the ones she wore earlier. She had been wearing black athletic shorts that went to her knees with a black and white tight fitting shirt and white skate shoes (Etnies). Now on the other hand she was wearing a "school girl outfit." It seemed as though she didn't noticed the plaid grey skirt that reached mid-thigh or the white buttoned up shirt with a red tie or even the spider that was crawling on her back. He thought of three reasons:

1'I know she would never wear a skirt unless she had to and she would rather run around naked before she did that… I remember that one time when it was picture day and she was supposed to wear a skirt…'

2 'the skirt was wwaayy to short. Not that it doesn't look good…'

3 'WHAT THE HELL SO YOU MEAN THREE THERE WAS A FREAKING HUGE ASS SPIDER CRAWLING ON HER BACK. AND THAT THING AIN'T NO SMALL SPIDER IT'S FREAKING HUGE! IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT THE SIZE OF A GROWN MANS HAND MAYBE EVEN BIGGER! IT HAD HUGE HAIRY LEGS AND BIG BEADY EYES AND' Just as he was going to continue Hayley chose that time to pick up a pan that was mysteriously lying next to her and started to do some crazy dance with it. The dance involved jumping up and down, spinning in circles, hitting herself with the pan, and making weird crazy noises.

Finally the pan hit against her back and there was a 'squish.' She reached for her back and pulled off one of the eight legs that used to be attached to the spider, screamed, practically ripped off her shirt. Then scraped off the remnants of whatever the huge arachnid had been left on her shirt. Putting on an apron she pulled out a knife and some other medical supplies and tried to reassemble the spider on the pan.

Drew fell over anime style, and then got up still taking in the whole scene. He then blushed noticing that Hayley wasn't wearing a shirt, but before he could thingk of anything else about what she looked like Hayley had already had her shirt back on. "Are you okay Mr. Spider?" Hayley said worriedly.

"Why yes I am." said the crippled looking spider with a couple of legs missing. The spider started to walk away or limp and drag a couple of feet away only to be smashed when someone had ran through that particular area of grass then disappeared. Hayley would've done something but she was to busy not paying attention and started staring at a particular building that had caught her eye.

The building wasn't hard to notice it had a great big sign that said "Konoha High" with the words "home of the Konoha leaves" in smaller underneath and with even smaller print that said "that is not our mascot." The school was really large and had a big leaf water fountain, The leaf was the kind you see on the Naruto forehead protectors with another very large leaf on the top of the school building.

Hayley and Drew both decided to check out the school so they went inside. They were checking it out when someone yelled out "hey c'mon the welcome back and new student assembly is about to start, and by the way you look I can kind of guess you knew so come on. Jus follow me and I'll take you to the gym." Hayley and Drew nodded as they followed the mysterious boy with black hair and blonde streaks.

ok so i have finished the first chapter. Please don't hate me because i didn't add any of the main characters other than having Hayley and Drew. umm what else... oh yeah and the guy with the streaks isn't a main character but he might play an important role during the story such as giving advice and helping people and things like that. oh and also if i have made any spelling or grammer errors please tell me. just don't yell or scream or flame please...

ok i will try to update soon if there is anyone who has read the story and likes it so far and yeah.