Hey peeps! Since the BEATIFUL Emerson wrote the bachelor party I DOMLUVR4EVR shall write the bachelorette party. So…….here it goes
Disclaimer: I don't own it. Someday, I shall buy Tony. MWAHAHAHAHA!
All the women were laughing their heads off at Abby's impersonation of Gibbs when there was a knock at the door. Seeing as it was Abby's apartment she answered it. There was a policeman. "Are u Miss Abigail Scutio?" he asked.
"At the moment, yes. Is there a problem officer?" She asked. Genuinely confused.
"Yes, you are under arrest for the crime of……………….being to sexy!" And with that, he took a radio out of nowhere and hit play. By now Abby was laughing so hard that, as she sat down next to Kate she almost missed the chair. As he started taking off his pants, Kate and Abby started whispering and giggling, when his pants were fully off, Kate whispered "Well, he's certainly cut out for the job, but Tony is MUCH more talented." The alcohol was definitely getting to her.
"Gibbs boat's definitely bigger n'his" Abby said, slurring her words, she said it a little too loudly. The stripper stopped in the middle of taking his shirt off, stopped the music, gathered his pants up, and stormed out. "OOPS!" Abby said, as she and Kate burst out laughing. This got them a couple glares from the other women. They had just taken their entertainment away. Then there was another knock at the door. Kate opened it, hanging on the doorframe.
"Hello is there an Abby Scutio here?" the officer asked.
"OOOO ABBY! There's another stripper here for you!"
Abby came to the door. "'s there a problem 'fficer?"
"Yes actually, and no," he said, looking at Kate, "I'm not a stripper, you two, are under arrest for disturbance of the peace."
Two hours later
"Well ladies, looks like you're outa here." The officer said as he walked towards the cell. Once he unlocked the cell door, and led them to the front room of the police station they saw two people signing some paperwork. Kate and Abby looked at each other and gulped. When Gibbs and Tony turned around Kate and Abby couldn't seem to make eye contact with them. God, they felt like the definition of American Idiot. Gibbs and Tony just laughed and walked out the door, Kate and Abby following obediently. Once they got in the car Gibbs said "You are two very bad girls, you should be punished."
"And we know just how you shall be." Tony added with an evil smile.
K. there it is, I know, Gibbs is really OOC, but hey, it works for the story.
Don't want to be an American Idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
Can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across he alienation
Where everything isn't meant to be o.k.
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Maybe I am the faggot America
I'm not the part of the redneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia