This is to tie up people before my next update on my other stories.

THANKS KYLIE!

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It was Wednesday afternoon, Luke and Lorelai were upstairs in his apartment. Caesar was going to close in a couple of hours, right now Luke was making dinner and Lorelai was watching.

"Can you get that please?" Luke asked when the phone rang.

"Umm, sure..." Lorelai walked over to the phone. "Hello?"

"Oh! Sorry, I've got the wrong number" a guy's voice said.

"It's ok" Lorelai said politely, and then they hung up.

"Who was that?" Luke asked without taking his eyes from the stove.

"Wrong number, babe" Lorelai began to walk back over to where she was before when the phone rang again. "Got it" she called before Luke got the chance to say anything. "Hello?" she said in a cheery voice.

"Damn! Wrong number again, sorry" the same guy said.

"You know, if you keep pressing redial you'll keep getting the same result" Lorelai teased.

"Yeah, I know"

"If you tell me who you're looking for, I might help you locate them" Lorelai offered. "Because I know everybody in Stars Hollow. That is where you're trying to call, right?" Lorelai rambled; Luke looked at her like she was crazy if it's a wrong number, why doesn't she hang up already? Luke wondered.

"Yes I'm calling Stars Hollow..." the guy confirmed.

"Good" Lorelai said.

"Do you really know everybody there?" he didn't believe her.

"Of course I do" she scoffed.

"Well, you must have one great personality" he teased.

"Uh, duh"

"All right, let's prove your knowledge. Do you know Morey?"

"Of course I do, he's my neighbor" Lorelai said proudly.

"You live next to Babette? I feel sorry for you" he teased.

"How do you know them?" now she was intrigued.

"I used to live there when I was younger; I go there from time to time"

"You deserted us" Lorelai said 'offended'.

"Lorelai?" Luke called from the kitchen with a weird facial expression on.

"Yeah Hon?" she called back.

"I don't think I like the idea of you calling me 'Hon' so soon" the guy said in her ear as she turned to Luke.

"I didn't mean you" Lorelai said to the phone.

"Do you have to talk to everybody? Even wrong numbers" Luke asked from the kitchen.

"I'm friendly, babe, get used to it" she smiled and winked at him.

"I'm guessing that babe wasn't for me either" the guy on the phone said.

"Oh, no, that one was for you" Lorelai played with his mind.

"Really?" the guy was a little thrown off.

"Really? No. It was actually for Luke, he's my..." Lorelai was cut off.

"Luke' there?" the guy suddenly asked. "So I did have the right number"

"Oh! You wanted to talk to Luke?" that got Luke's attention.

"Yeah"

"Ok hold on" Lorelai said and walked over towards Luke. "Here" she handed the phone.

"Who is it?" Luke asked.

"How should I know? They called your apartment" she said smiling.

"So you just talked to a stranger for three minutes?" Luke asked amused.

"He's not a stranger" Lorelai defended herself and Luke scoffed. "He was from Stars Hollow, the makes him a neighbor" she said with a proud smile.

"No it doesn't"

"Yes it does"

"No it…"

"Will you just answer the phone?" Lorelai stopped him; he gave her a glare but answered.

"Hello?"

"My, my, our very own Butch Danes got himself a girl" was the first thing the guy said.

"Joe?" Luke asked with a hint of a smirk.

"The one and only, baby. Oh sorry, am I allowed to call you that? Or only the girls call you that?" Joe teased.

"What do you want, Joe?" Luke said annoyed.

"Is she hot? Because you got lucky with Rachel and I don't think you can get that lucky again man"

"Is that why you called?" Luke said with a smug look on.

"Why are you smiling?" Lorelai asked him.

"Are you smiling, Butch?" Joe overheard Lorelai.

"Joe…" Luke's smile went away.

"So she is hot, hotter than Rachel?"

"I'll hang up on you" Luke threatened.

"You do that. If I call again will she answer?"

"Bye…"

"Wait! Wait!" Joe yelled so Luke wouldn't hang up. "I just wanted to call and tell you that the 'World series party' is still on"

"Oh yeah, that's this Tuesday right?" Luke couldn't remember if this Friday was a playoff or the real thing.

"You don't know!" Joe was surprised. "Man, she must be hot"

"Bye Joe" Luke said, and before he could hang up Joe said one more thing.

"Bring her along with you!" with that he hung up and turned to glare at Lorelai.

"You're so dreamy" Lorelai said to distract him.

FrIdAy AfTeRnOoN

Luke had told Lorelai about the 'World Series party' and what Joe had said, she was thinking about going with him. She like the idea of showing all of his buddy's that she was better than Rachel, she also liked to think guy's envied Luke. Lorelai felt proud of her man and she wanted him to feel the same way about her. So today they were in Lorelai's house about to watch the playoff to see if she could handle a baseball game, if she could then they'd go if not…well, she wouldn't.

"You don't have to do this" Luke said once Lorelai sat down next to him, the national anthem was being sung.

"I know but I want to, that way we'll see if I can handle a game" she plopped her feet in the coffee table.

"You're not even gonna watch the game" he said amusedly.

"So?" she asked while placing a magazine on her lap.

"So how are you gonna know if you can handle it if you're not even watching it?"

"First I have to see if I can listen to it without falling asleep" she said in a duh voice.

"Ay ay ay" he shook his head. "Fine" he said once the umpire yelled 'play ball'.

"Aw would you look at that, the actually yell that" she sounded like a five year old, he rolled his eyes and ignored her.

An HoUr LaTeR

Lorelai first fingered all the pages making mental notes of articles she wanted to read, she could hear Luke cursing next to her. She also noticed how he umpired the game. She was currently reading a rather interesting article 'A man's point of view' it was called, she was very into it. Huh she thought 'for me the biggest turn on is my girl going down on me…' she read the first sentence of a paragraph and turned to Luke he is so… 'Luke' like that he never asks or insinuates anything like that she turned back to the article '…especially when she does it without being asked or wanting anything in exchange…' that is interesting. Her eyes wondered to a corner of the page where it said that over eighty percent of men felt the same way. I wonder if Luke is like that? '…being unexpected makes it even better…' unexpected huh? '…my undoing is when the girl deep throats…' a guy's comment said '…the sexiest thing is when she swallows…' another guy said. Luke, you're in for a game of a lifetime Lorelai smiled and kept reading while Luke kept watching.

A couple of minutes later, once Luke settled back after a lot of yelling at the TV, Lorelai decided it was time to try new things. She placed the magazine on the coffee table and scooted closer to Luke. He automatically placed his right arm on the back of the couch so she could settle against him making my job easier, Hon Lorelai thought.

"Are you winning?" she asked softly right against his right ear.

"Not anymore" Luke said annoyed.

"Aw poor guy" she whispered, Luke was about to say something about her tone of voice when a double play happened.

"Damn it!"

During the pause, after that double play, Luke got up and went to grab a beer. Lorelai just sat there I was starting to warm up and he just leaves; this is gonna be a tad harder than I thought. Luke comes back and takes the exact same seat. He gives her a quick peck before the game starts up again.

Lorelai's head is resting on his shoulder. But instead of facing the screen so she could watch the game, she was looking at Luke. After two or three minutes of watching his every facial movement, she smiled, and began to kiss his neck. At first Luke tried to ignore it and just enjoy the feeling but then her right arm snaked around his stomach and began stroking his side.

"Lorelai, I'm trying to watch the game here" Luke said and placed his left hand above her right to stop the movements.

"I know, Honey. Just sit back and enjoy the game" she sucked his earlobe into her mouth and bit it slowly.

"Lorelai…"

"Just ignore me" she kissed down his ear to his shoulder.

Lorelai and the game kept going. For most of it, Luke could ignore Lorelai; especially now that he had a new beer in his left hand. Although Luke having the beer there meant that he couldn't stop her hand from wondering. Right now it was on his t-shirt clad stomach since his flannel was unbuttoned. She was slowly raking her fingers across his stomach when she bit into his neck, and after the little yelp Luke made, she began to sooth the area with her tongue and lips.

"What?" Luke asked when he felt her smiling, and her hand movements had stopped.

"Nothing" she innocently said right before her hand began to travel south.

"Lorel…"

"Just focus on the game" she whispered right into his ear before biting the lobe, again. She heard Luke sigh.

Lorelai smiled again when she felt the bulge in his pants I wonder if I can make him come if I keep doing this, but that's a challenge for a different day she thought while rubbing him through his pants. She heard a strangled sound and turned to look at Luke, his head was back and his eyes closed.

"Honey…" Lorelai said and rubbed a little harder to get his attention, his only response was a moan. "You're not watching the game" she was amused.

"I'm distracted"

"Well then, focus…"

"That's what I'm doing"

"On the game…" she giggled. "Not on me" he opened his eyes after a couple of seconds.

Lorelai was really enjoying teasing him like that but the need for more contact was getting to her. She pulled his fly down and slid her hand inside his pants but still outside the boxers. He sucked in a breath through clench teeth.

"What, honey, is your team losing?" She asked reminding him that he was to focus on the game and not on her or her movements.

"Umm, no" was all he could say. Her hand slip past the boxer and Luke shudders a little and Lorelai smirked.

"Good, that means they're winning right?" She said while pulling her hand out, it didn't come out alone.

"Definitely winning" he hissed.

"Good" she nodded.

Lorelai took him firmly with her hand; she used her thumb to rub circles in the tip of the head. She felt him twitch.

"Are you enjoying…"

"Yes!" he said before she could finish.

"… the baseball game" she smirked.

"Oh, yes" Luke said as Lorelai's hand began to move very slowly up and down the length of him.

"Good" she kept pumping very slowly for a couple of minutes. "Hey?"

"Yeah?" Luke turned to look at her.

"You're enjoying this so far, right?" Lorelai ask, she wasn't really sure if he'd like it.

"I'm loving this so far" he reassured her.

"Good" she smiled. "Keep watching the game, baby" she whispered seductively, and he obeyed.

Lorelai started to shift on her seat so that she could lie on her stomach and have better access to him. Luke felt her move around on the couch but ignored it because the other team had a full house and one out. Lorelai saw that Luke was distracted so she took advantage of that. Quietly and motionless she took the head of his penis into her mouth.

"God" Luke moaned loudly, Lorelai smiled and twirled her tongue. Her hand kept moving up and down.

"You like?" Lorelai said with raised eyebrows.

"Yes!" he said dragging the 's' for a few seconds.

"Good. Now, just keep watching your little game" she told him then took him in her mouth, again. Luke moan loudly, again.

Lorelai's head kept bobbing and her hand kept pumping. Luke tried to keep himself quiet but it was becoming more and more difficult as Lorelai kept on going. His right arm fell from the backrest of the couch over onto Lorelai's back, his hand coming to rest on her ass. She smiled at that and her hand pumped faster.

"Oh God!" Luke suddenly said.

"What, honey? Did your team score?" Lorelai said innocently as her hand pumped away.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. They…umm, score" Luke said looking down at her. That sight alone could've done it for him if it wasn't for Lorelai that smacked his stomach hard and the air left his lungs.

"Focus on your game" Lorelai said smugly, she repositioned herself on her knees instead of lying down on her stomach. Luke rubbed her back/butt.

Given the new position Lorelai decided to try something new, also, so she began to hum as she went down on him.

"My God, Lorelai" he hissed, she smiled and increased her pace a bit more. Luke moaned. At that Lorelai decided to go deep throat, which made Luke's moan turn into a long growl. Pulling back Lorelai shook her head, while shaking her head she took him deep throat again. By the noises he was making Lorelai knew he was practically there. She pulled back all the way and removed her hands from him, he growl in disappointment.

Lorelai grabbed his discarded beer and drank it; it was a bit more than half full. A few seconds later she began again. She gave him that break because she wanted this to last a very long time, she wanted to show him how much he meant to her. When she took him in her mouth again, he shuddered because of the cold sensation the beer had left behind.

"Do you want me to stop?" Lorelai asked pouting, knowing he wouldn't let her.

"God no" he said immediately. She smiled and kept on going, deep throating every few strokes.

The game was being ignored right about now, which was sad because it was the best part. Lorelai felt Luke nearing the end of it again. She was pumping furiously.

"C'mon, Luke" she said in a brief moment when her mouth detached from him. "C'mon baby" she said after taking him all in. "Come for me, baby, c'mon" every time she said something her hand went on like crazy, and when she didn't talk her mouth went on like crazy.

Luke began to strangle out 'Lorelai' before he came, but he didn't make it all the way through her name. When Lorelai heard the start of her name she took him all into her mouth. At first Luke tried to pull Lorelai up but she resisted. He couldn't fight it anymore, and Lorelai was a tad relieved. She knew that if he really wanted her off of him, he could pulled her harder but he didn't so that meant that he was partly ok with it.

He came hard and fast deep inside her mouth. She kept bobbing her head a little then pulled back and smiled up to him. His eyes were still closed and his head was thrown back on the couch. She kissed and nibbled at his tip he looked down at her with a content look.

"Hey" he said and smiled down at her.

"Hi" she kept placing little butterfly kisses on him with a smile.

"That was…" he was at a lost of words.

"You're not mad I distracted you from the game?"

"Not at all" he said and sighed. He moved his hand from where it was over to her hair and began stroking it. "You didn't have to do that" he was referring to the whole swallowing thing.

"Oh but I liked it" she smiled, kissed his tip one last time before putting his cock back where it belonged, she zipped his pants back up and place one last kiss on the denim of his crotch. "Now, keep watching the game" she settle next to him and he hugged her.

Once the game was over, and Luke's team had lost, Lorelai turned to look at Luke and said "Baseball does blow" she grinded, Luke chuckled.

"Tuesday's game is gonna suck compared to this one" Luke told her after a little silence.

"I'll go with you and make sure you have fun" she offesr with a grin.

"Umm, No"

"You don't want me there?" she pouted.

"Oh, I want you there. I just don't want you to… you know…" he trailed off.

"If you don't want to, then I'll try to refrain myself" she smiled.

"Good" he smiled. "Hey?"

"Yeah?" she looked up at him; he leaned in and kissed her long and hard.

"That game was the best of my life, thanks" with that he kissed her again. I guess the magazine was right Lorelai thought.

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