Thoughts on X
Strange though it may seem, I wish Robin had been Red X the latest time. After all Red X did save the city. He defeated the "Professor Chang" who had the odorous breath. He was not such a chlorbag as I originally thought.
I believe I am not, as Beast Boy says, fooling anyone. What I truly wished was Robin's doing, was the "hitting" upon me. Apparently, this is a sign of affection, that which is more than friendly. According to Robin and Cyborg, it is what Beast Boy does to Raven. According to Raven, it is something "horny, perverted teenagers do to someone they like."
They think I do not hear, but I can. I hear the whispers Cyborg and Beast Boy say about Robin and I. I merely do not understand phrases, such as "make-out, flirting," and "get together." I am scared to ask Robin what these words mean, in case they are not appropriate and Robin scolds me.
I suppose I will just wait while friend, perhaps more, Robin continues to ignore my, hopefully, subtle hints at how deep my affection runs. Perhaps, someday, he will pay them some mind. Then we may live "happily ever after."
It is funny to think that this confession started with but a few thoughts on Red X.
Okay, so this was a pretty bad oneshot. And it was in response to the episode "X" not "Revved Up." I have delayed reactions, okay? Plus, I had just seen the episode again. I would appreciate reviews, but not flames. I fully realize that this fic shouldn't be getting an award for anything at all, but some helpful reviews would be nice. Thanks!