I Don't Want love, I want revenge!

Disclaimer- I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist and all that jazz.

Amika sat silent on a train with Roy sitting next to her. They were in private compartment, a luxury she wasn't used to. Her mind lingered to recent events as she adjusted her blue tinted glasses.

Amika felt strange as she entered her office to find Roy with a smug grin on his face and Maes close to tears from holding in laughter (Alright, maybe that5 part wasn't so strange.) Suddenly she felt herself being twirled around and dipped. Roy's face brushed her own as he whispered, "Can't wait for the honey moon." into her ear. Mika screeched and pushed away from him as Maes burst into uncontrollable laughter. Ami blushed in a mixture of humiliation and rage, 'How dare he!' she thought.. "What... the... hell..," is all she could manage as Roy handed her a mission portfolio. She began reading, her face losing color with every sentence. There was a mass murderer in Drea, their military needed two Amestian soldiers to investigate a hotel where one of the suspects worked, but if they went as themselves they would be killed so they were going undercover... as a newlywed couple on their honeymoon!

The train had barely begun its journey when the meal cart came bringing them two trays of food. So far a deadly silence was upon them, but Roy (who can only go so long without saying something) began to talk about their mission, "You know, we are going to have to pretend we're in love, right?" Mika sighed this was not something she wanted to discuss during dinner but nodded. A yawn she had been holding back escaped her. Traveling often made her tired. She removed her tinted glasses revealing her artificially colored eyes. It was the first time Roy had seen Ami without them.

Finally, just as the sun was setting two maids came in and gave them a single blanket and pillow explaining that because they were the last compartment they had run out. Ami let out a childlike whine. After much debating and a little shouting on Mika's part until they reached an agreement: Mika would get the pillow and Roy would lie in her lap with the blanket. They settled down and Ami ignored the several loud clicks going off in her head until she felt a gloved hand slowly creeping up her inner thigh. Her eyes widened as she slapped his hand away. Roy stuck out his lower lip pouting but she was not amused.

"You... move... other side of the compartment!' was all Mika could choke out her cheeks flushed a royal scarlet as she pointed to the other side of the cabin "Move, NOW!" she ordered. "Now wait just a minute!" said Roy getting to his feet "How dare you command a superior officer!" Roy sat down and refused to budge. "Fine!" said Ami "I'll move!" she stood up, stole the blanket and pillow, and stomped to the other side of the compartment. It was going to be a long night.

A/N- I have many readers but not one reviewer! It's really upsetting, even a flame is welcomed!