Chapter 7

Pairings: Yuki Kyo

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket. Sighs if I did there would be oodles and oodles of yaoi.

Well everyone I'm suppose to be cleaning my room and babysitting but alas yaoi calls for me. I cannot resist that call. So to celebrate my laziness enjoy my latest chapter.

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"I'm…sorry…Ms. Honda. I didn't…mean…to scare…you." Even sweaty, panting, and embarrassed Prince Yuki was polite. He'd yet to move off Kyo's chest and the others had yet to move from the doorway. Tohru's face was so red it looked like she had spilt paint on herself. Shigure was pink in the face from laughing and Ayame surprisingly looked calm.

My little brother do you know what you've just done. Standing up against Akito is the bravest thing you could've done. I'm so proud. Akito hasn't won yet. "So little brother of mine, do you enjoy being on top?"

Despite himself he nodded against his cousin's slick chest. Kyo laughed half-heartedly and shifted himself so he could see the 'flower' of their home. "Tohru,"

"Y-yes Kyo-kun?"

"Me and Yuki are naked. Could you leave for a minute?" She nodded furiously and nearly fell flat on her face in an attempt to get to her room quickly. On shaky arms, the nezumi raised himself up to pull out of his koneko. This caused a small grunt to come from Yuki accompanied by a hiss from Kyo.

The rat moved to a position on his knees seated firmly on tan hips. He was slumped over slightly, fighting the urge to fall asleep. Kyo was in no way complaining about his cousin's lazy movements. He was enjoying the view too much. There above him was a sleepy, sweaty, flushed prince that had a face carved by angels. (That wasn't Kyo's actual thought. No italics, it was just a paragraph modifier.)

Out of nowhere Shigure floated over to (not actually floating just moving swiftly) the exhausted teens. "I hope you know what the penalty is for having sex in my bedroom is." Suddenly feeling much more energized, Yuki whipped his head to the side.

"Penalty?" Kyo also held fear in his eyes at Shigure's comment.

"Oh yes Shigure, the penalty." The younger cousin's exchanged worried glances.

"What penalty are you talking about you perverted dog?" Kyo wanted to knock Shigure's face into a wall just to wipe that look off his face. The inu put a finger to his chin and the hebi gave an I'm-know-it-all-doesn't-it-kill-you look.

"Well Kyo-Kyo there is a penalty for such naughty things going on in my house."

"Yes, yes and lets add onto it because poor innocent Tohru saw them mid-climax. Oh and Kyo," He was almost too afraid to answer.

"Yes?" Ayame put a finger in the air and drew a deep breath.

"Sex is a beautiful art that few have the true graces for. I being one of those people can pass judgment on others. Having this talent does not affect your performance but it does take a toll on the admiration. As I have had the ability and pleasure to experience Shii-san and Haa-san and some others that I don't want you to hear bout I know exactly what I'm talking about."

"Good cuz I don't!"

"Oh yes, adolescence is a naïve state of mind. In that case I shall sum up my speech so your kawaii little ears can understand. You just as I myself, and most probably my darling little brother who looks so much like me, but I can't be for sure because I couldn't see his face, look absolutely adorable while you come."

Yuki nearly feel over from shock and Kyo growled angrily. He tried to pull himself out from under the nezumi but with no luck. "Wait, before you pumble my brother let's find out what exactly the 'penalty' is." Kyo gave a 'feh' and laid back down.

"The penalty Yun-chan is simple. You have to let me use your names in a novel. As an add on because you fractured some of our flowers' innocence is that I get to see the two of you in a dress of Aya's choice."

Yuki and Kyo were standing now, trying to be threatening, naked and all, without much luck. "Hell no! What makes you think we'd do that? Besides, Yuki looks more like a girl than I do."

"Yeah! Wait, Kyo you're suppose to be helping."

"Sorry, old habits ya know." Shigure cleared his throat.

"It's either that, or I show the videotape to Akito." The teens were confused.

Videotape? Went through their minds.

"Yes, you see I leave a video camera on in my room so I can catch naughty boys sneaking naughty things away from me." To show he wasn't kidding the inu pulled a small video camera off the floor. It had been in front of the mirrors, covered in a yukata.

Damn, if he'd just laid still on the clothes we woulda seen that. Although the yukata had covered the top of the camera the lens had been unblocked. Ayame proved that when he rewound the tape and pushed play. It even had sound.

"My, my, Kyo can purr. Who knew?"

"What do we have to wear Nii-san?" Yuki slumped his shoulders in defeat. He did not want Akito to find out he had a lover. Kyo knew how scared his rat was of the head of family so he followed suit and asked what he was sentenced too.

It was Aya's time to shine. "I don't know yet. Maybe a more gothic look for Kyo. Oh and something lacy and innocent for my dear Yun-chan."

TBC

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Well that's it everyone. For now that is. What will the flamboyant hebi have his relatives wear? Find out in the next chapter of "All I'll Ever Be"…oh, such a cheesy moment. Gottta go, Dance, Dance is on FUSE.