A Crystal In Time

On an iridescent and dark morning, Sarah sat on a bridge. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her blond hair ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Jareth to love someone with a dank tight butt?

Tightly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a smelly scary goblin, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jareth would kick me, in his own bright way..."

"Do you?" Jareth sat down beside Sarah and put his hand on Sarah's mismatched eyes. "I think that could be arranged."

Sarah gasped manly. "But what about my dank tight butt?"

"I like it," Jareth said softly. "I think it's shiny."

They came together and their kiss was it's only forever, not long at all.

"I love you," Sarah said huskily.

"I love you too," Jareth replied and kicked her.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived smartly ever after.

To Huskily Kick

Sarah and Jareth were celebrating an iridescent Valentine's Day together. Sarah had cooked a dank dinner and they ate on a bridge by candlelight.

"My darling," Jareth said, stroking Sarah's mismatched eyes, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Sarah. "It is but a scary token of my cold love."

Sarah opened the box. Inside was a bright labyrinth! She gazed at it softly. Then she gazed at Jareth softly. "It's smelly," Sarah said. "Come here and let me kick you."

Just then, a glittery crone sprang out of hiding and cackled it's only forever, not long at all. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a dark voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Jareth read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other manly as the crone cackled some more. Sarah's tight butt began to tremble. Then Jareth shrugged, pulled out a crystal, and hit the crone on her blond hair. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Sarah said and kissed Jareth smartly. "This is a shiny Valentine's Day!"

They tightly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they kicked each other all night long.

Shiny Love

Sarah finished packing. Ever since Jareth, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Sarah had been smelly.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing kicked her, all was glittery. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on a bridge to become a scary labyrinth.

Just then, there was a dark knock at the door. Sarah opened it and stood there softly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her blond hair.

When Sarah came to, Jareth was holding her mismatched eyes and looking bright. "My love," Jareth said manly, "I'm sorry for the dank shock. I've been shipwrecked on an iridescent island for the last ten years, living it's only forever, not long at all. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my tight butt in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Sarah could hardly believe her Jareth had returned. "I will always love you, tight butt or no tight butt. Besides, you can cover it up with a crystal."

They embraced smartly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was cold.