She's Gone

"Mukuro!" said everyone in unison. Even the guy from scene 24 (A/N: Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail)

"Your mother," said Ryuujin

Cricket, cricket, crickt.

"…okay…" said Ketsueki.

"It's nice that you care Hiei, but…um… how is Mukuro going to help?" asked Cherushii dumbfound.

"She hates Mukuro," said Hiei.

"OH I GET IT!" yelled KJ. Everyone looked at her like she was a man eating rabbit. "She hates Mukuro, so once she sees her in her room she get all pissed and go back to her normal self. Hiei you're a genius." explained KJ.

"It's so retarded it just might work," said Ketsueki.

"I have got to see this," said Ryuujin.

"I'm coming!" yelled Bake spaying everyone with chewed up bits of Ruffles.

"GROSS!" yelled Raine as she beat Bake to a bloody pulp.

Once everyone was clean they gathered around Kuro's room and Mukuro walked in. Kuro was sitting up against the wall staring out the window at the stars.

"Hello Kuro," said Mukuro as she walked up to the wide of Kuro's bed. Kuro didn't even look at her. She just blinked, nothing more, nothing less. "Aren't you going to call me a censored censored censored censored half face like you always do?" asked Mukuro a little shocked Kuro still just sat there ignoring everything. Shas jumped into Kuro's lap and she scratched him behind the ear. "All right… good bye then," and Mukuro walked out of her room shutting the door behind her.

"We didn't hear any yelling," said Yusuke.

"Something is wrong all right," said Mukuro.

"Ugh, even Mukuro can't fix Kuro," said KJ (A/N: Try saying that ten times fast)

"I guess we'll just let Kuro figure it out on her own." said Cherushii.

"But-"started Ketsueki.

"Don't even start," said Raine.

"I'm hungry," said Bake as he finished his bag of Lays.

"Of course you are," said Yusuke.

"I'm hungry too," said Kuwabara (A/N: Kuwa-kitty)

"Take-out," said Raine.

"How are we going to get take-out? We're on an island in the middle of nowhere (A/N: Good song by Hot Hot Heat)" said Ketsueki.

"Send Jin to get the food," shrugged Raine.

"Oy, I'mnotadeliveryboy," complained Jin.

"Shut up, and go get the food," said Raine.

"Get food for Kuro too," said KJ.

"Fine!" said Jin as he took off and flew away.

"How long till he realizes he has no money?" asked Kuwabara.

That night they all ate Chinese take-out. Jin left some in Kuro's room, but when Shas went back in the food was still there and Kuro was asleep. Shas slept at the foot of her bed in an orange fur-ball.

The next morning everyone was awake around 10:00 and were watching TV when Shas came running in.

"Kuro's gone!" yelled Shas.

"What do you mean gone?" asked Ketsueki.

"Gone, as in not here," said Raine as she rolled her eyes.

"Where could she possibly be?" asked Cherushii.

"KJ use your jagan," said Baku.

"If only the shrimp was here, then we would have two jagans," said Yusuke.

"Where'd he go?" asked Ryuujin.

"Off training with Kurama," said Yusuke.

"All they ever do," said Kuwabara (A/N: Kuwa-kitty)

"Well let's get going. Kuro is in a daze and she can wander anywhere," said KJ.

"Orfly," said Jin.

"Jin check the skies, Bake you go with the other idiots and look as far away from the kitchen. Everyone else…just look," said KJ.

They searched the entire island up until noon when they decided that Kuro was smart and she would come back eventually. So they grabbed some lunch and watched TV.