'…' Thought

A/N: Been a while? No? Do not be confuzzled about the new section, I just felt this should be a story on it's own, so that my other section can remain plot less and random.

Ps. I don't claim to know anything about New York, and anyone to complain about my jokes on special Ed kids can kiss the fattest part of my ass. Thank you.

New York, New York

Two figures stood at the base of the Statue of Liberty, after closely escaping death, or a forceful 'de-fagification', which would be much, much worse.

"Well, what do we do now?"

Artemis looked around at Bob, and furrowed his brow. "I…don't know." Artemis, being the smarter-than-thou type, would only admit this to his lover, Bob.

(The audience already knows this shit, but I find repeating myself easy on the writer's block.)

He continued, "From our landscape, I take it we're in New York." Bob looked at Artemis quixotically, and looked admiringly at the Statue of Liberty "What makes you say that? 'Ooh, pretty dress!' Artemis stepped away from Bob, and calmly tried to channel his inner "teacher for a 'special' child" which, if you think about it, wouldn't be all that hard, considering his boyfriend's intellect (or lack of.). "Bob, darling, that's the Statue of Liberty. It's in New York. There for, we are in…?" Bob would have furrowed his brow, if he weren't deathly afraid of wrinkles that is. "We're in…New York?" Artemis smiled, 'Maybe his isn't a total dumb ass after all!' then said to Bob,"Very good! You're getting better at this!"

Bob walked around in a contemplative circle. "Hey! I have an idea!" Artemis looked surprised 'He could answer my question, and he has an idea! This is quite a day!' he then cocked an eyebrow, Bob (as said before) wasn't the brightest crayon of the box, and if it weren't for his randome bursts of whitty sarcasm, and tight ass, Artemis might never have dated him to begin with. "What? What can we do to get out of here?" This tiem it was Bob who cocked (COCK!!!) the eyebrow and said "Actualy, I wasn't concerned with getting out, I was going to suggest we go to the movies and see 'Passion of Christ 2: Jesus' Revenge'."

Artemis let out an agitated grunt of frustration "Good GOD man! We 'r stranded! We don't have any money…" suddenly the two heard a beeping from Artemis' pocket, he reached inside and pulled out his cellphone. "…and ding-fucking-dong! MY CELLPHONE'S DEAD!"

Bob walked over to Artemis and placed his head on little Arty's shoulder. "Arty-?" Artemis looked up, love in his dark blue eyes "Yes, darling?" Bob gave him a seductive smile, "I saw a nice clearing behind the statue; want to try the 'expeditionist' thing?"

Artemis let out a disgusted grunt, and shoved Bob off him. "GOOD GOD, YOU REALLY ARE NO BETTER THAN A SPCIEL ED STUDENT!"