A/N: Here's the chapter 2 everybody! Standard warning applies:

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"You know, Harry hasn't been with us for the past few days. D'you suppose he's going out with someone?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah. But who d'you think it is?" Ron inquired.

"I dunno. I don't even have---" Hermione said, but did not finish.

"What? Don't have what?" Ron asked.

"Ron, do you see what I see?" Hermione asked. She seemed to have seen a ghost.

"What? Where? Wha—" But then Ron stopped talking, his mouth hanging open, eyes wide, his face wearing nothing but pure shock, astonishment and revulsion.

They were staring ahead of the corridor. There, in full view, Harry was talking quietly to someone whom he was holding hands with, someone whom he gazed deeply in the eyes, someone who happened to be—

"MALFOY!" Hermione and Ron sputtered.

"Hermione, are we in heaven?" Ron asked hoarsely.

"Heaven! More like joke world!" (personally, I think it's more like hell… because opposite of heaven is hell and since it is Malfoy… never mind.)

They hastily moved aside and hisd behind a pillar. Hermione was quite surprised. Harry and Malfoy—if that was really Malfoy-did not notice them.

Do you really think that was Malfoy? You know, with Harry?" Ron asked Hermione who was with Crookshanks in their common room.

"I think so, it all fits, doesn't it? Draco is both slick and sly. Exactly the same qualities that Harry wants." Hermione replied. "Well, there's only one way to find out, that's asking Harry about it."

"ARE YOU INSANE! Of course Harry would— Oh, hi.. ughm… Harry." Ron said as Harry barged into the room. He seemed to be panting but Ron and Hermione didn't know if he really was or if he was faking it. They doubted if he heard them talking about him.

"Hi… ughm… I was… looking… for you…" Harry said.

'Listen, Harry, are you going out with Malfoy?" Hermione asked anxiously. The effect of this sentence was the same effect when someone says Voldemort's name. Both Ron and Harry flinched.

"Hermione, ARE YOU MAD?" Ron yelled.

"I-I- How did you know?" Harry asked.

"Ron and I saw you, " Hermione said.

'Oh, so, it was true that you saw us." Harry said wearily. "Well, I'll just- I'll just explain next time."

Winter was over, and spring came. Harry and Ron were a bit shy around each other, but Hermione kept asking Harry about his relation with Malfoy.

"Okay, I'll tell you." Harry said to Ron and Hermione down by the lake. "I'll tell you the truth. Yeah, I dated with him but he broke up with me last week. Happy now?" Harry said indignantly.

"Is that why you weren't sleeping for 7 nights for?" Ron asked. "I can see you, you know."

"Well, the point is, it's over. He's gone. It's ended and he got Pansy pregnant." Harry said.

"WHAT!" Hermione and Ron sputtered.

"Well, I bet it's false alarm. Just like the false rumor of Goyle making Bulstrode pregnant. Luckily, their parents didn't know these stupidity." Harry replied.

"That's worse than me making Hermione pregnant." Ron said.

"What? I never heard of that." Harry said.

"Well, you got to widen your ears sometimes amte." Ron replied.

"Shut it, Ron." Hermione scolded Ron whom Harry noticed to be blushing.

"WEl, I've got to go, I got to have my detention with Profesoor McGonnagal for accidentally hitting Crabbe with my spell and transfigured him into a beam. Bye." Harry said and left.

"Oh, I'm sorry Ron, I've got to meet Parvati. Bye." Hermione said to Ron. This sentence formed a hunch in Ron's mind but he just dug inside his pocket, pulled a badly wrapped chocolate and thought that he thinks about Parvati and Hermione is wrong and took a bite in his chocolate.

'Oh, well, I'm gonna meet with Justin Flinch-Fletchley anyway…" Ron said. He stood up and smiled at the setting sun and thought of the great things that might happen when Justin and him got together. He just can't wait till they meet together. But Ron thought that he's got to be more careful than Harry.

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I know, this story was a bit pointless, but it was fun to read. It all turned out that everyone was dating the same sexes! Norbert explained that to me… but oh well. Till next time!

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