Chapter 2:
"What the hell are we doing here?!" A voice yelled.
"A better question is, where are we?" Another voice asked.
"It looks like a home from my time." A different voice stated.
Sam immediately recognized those voices. Oh my GOD! I did it!!! Sam's mind screamed as she looked at the figures in front of her.
It was.......
"Oh my GOD!!" Sam screamed. "You're real! I can't beleive it! I did it!" Sam yelled. "You're Inuyasha! You're Kagome! You're Miroku! You're Sango!" Sam continued her screaming, then she saw Shippo. "And you're SHIPPO!" She screamed as she reached for Shippo, but was stopped by Inuyasha.
"Who the hell are you?!" Inuyasha yelled.
Sam couldn't beleive it. Now. Right in front of her. Inuyasha, one of her few idols, even if he was a made up cartoon. But now he was real. She actually made the Inuyasha gang come to life.
Then she realized that she was acting so immature and went at them without introducing herself. So she straightened up and looked at the group in front of her. "Sorry. Name's Sam. I'm a witch." Sam introduced herself.
"So, you brought us here to fight?" Inuyasha asked. "Kinda puny if you ask me." Inuyasha said as he eyed Sam up and down.
Then Sam glared at Inuyasha. "I'd watch my mouth if I were you Inuyasha." Sam said as she waved her hand around. Sparks flew around her and Inuyasha. And when Inuyasha tried to say something...
"Mmm...hmm...mmm!!!" Inuyasha screamed something, but his mouth wouldn't open.
"Like I said, you should watch your mouth, it might run away on you." Sam said as she opened her hand, and there was Inuyasha's mouth.
"WHAT?!?!?!" Everyone but Inuyasha, since he didn't have his mouth, screamed.
"Give him his mouth back!" Shippo yelled.
Sam started to laugh. "Don't worry. I was going to give it back to him." Sam said as she threw Inuyasha's mouth at him and it landed right back on his face, just where it was meant to be.
"THAT'S IT!!!" Inuyasha yelled as he unsheathed the Tetsusaiga.
"WOW!!!" Sam yelled as she rushed up to the sword faster than the Flash Gordon. "I finally get to see it!" Sam exclaimed. "Can I touch it? Is it really that sharp? I wonder why your brother wants it so much if he can't even touch it without being burned. Can I try-"
Inuyasha slapped a hand over the girl's mouth. "Who are you?" Inuyasha asked her.
"Mmmhmmmummmhmm!" Sam screamed.
"Inuyasha, maybe you should take your hand away from her mouth." Kagome said.
"Why?!" Inuyasha yelled. "All she's dome since we ended up here is blab about stu-" Inuyasha stopped and...
"OWWWWW!!!" Inuyasa screamed in pain as he pulled his hand away from Sam's mouth. "Why the hell did you bite me?!"
"'Cause I had to make you let go of me somehow." Sam replied. "Now are you going to listen to me or not?"
Inuyasha started to growl at her. Then Sango stepped in.
"Inuyasha." Sango said as she placed a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder. "Maybe we should listen to what she has to say."
"She's right Inuyasha." Miroku added. "We don't know where we are. And she seems to know about us."
"Whatever." Inuyasha said as he sat on the floor.
"OK. You guys can sit on the sofa." Sam pointed out that they didn't nee to stand or sit on the floor. "But, I know almost everything there is to know about all of you actually."
That was when Kagome noticed the picture on Sam's t-shirt. "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!" Kagome yelled as she pointed to Sam's T-shirt. Everyone else looked at it. It was a white T-shirt with a picture of Inuyasha on it!
"Oh. This?" Sam said as she looked down at her shirt. "I guess there's a lot more to explain than I thought." She said as she scratched her head. "Actually, you guys are famous. This is the real world. It's just like Kagome's time, but you're not in Japan. You're in a country called America. You see, everything you guys do, it's all on TV every night. I have tapes of every one of your adventures, and there's tons of merchandise with you all over it. I'll show you." Sam said as she walked out of the room and motioned for the gang to follow her.
"W...W...We...We're...f...fa...famous?" Kagome asked, eyes in shock. "But how did word get out about everything? And how did people get us on TV?" So many question were running through Kagome's head it wasn't even funny.
"Are you guys coming or what?" Sam asked, then everyone started to follow Sam through the house, on their guard in case it was a trap.
Sam led them up a flight of stairs, and then down a long hallway. Then she stopped at a door. It was white and had a golden handle on it. Sam grabbed the handle and turned it. She opened the door and walked in. Then she was followed by everyone else, who, as soon as they walked in, were shocked.
Inuyasha posters
Inuyasha plushies
Inuyasha CD's
Inuyasha DVD's
Inuyasha comics
EVERYTHING!!!
"H...How did you get all this?" Miroku asked.
"I buy it at stores." Sam replied with a smile. "There's not much more that I can find that I don't already have though."
"But how do people know about us?" Shippo asked.
Then Sam grabbed a comic from her book shelf. "This is how it all started." Sam replied. "This is a comic made up by Rumiko Takahashi. There are different volumes to the stories, actually there's over 40, but back to the point. But I have every single comic, and I've seen everything that happens to you guys in the past, and possibly in the future."
"Let me see that." Inuyasha said as he went to snatch the comic from Sam's hands.
"I don't think so." Sam replied.
"Why not?!" Inuyasha asked.
"Tsk...Tsk...We have a temper don't we?" Sam asked. "You can't look at it because you could find out stuff that you shouldn't know about. It would ruin everything." Sam said. "Oh! And there's more." Sam said as she sat down in front of her computer.
"WE'RE EVEN ON THE COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?!" Kagome screamed.
"Umm...Kagome?" Shippo asked. "What's a computer?"
"This is a computer." Kagome said as she picked Shippo up so he could see the monitor. "It's something that I have in my time."
Then Sam brought up Yahoo and typed in Inuyasha on it. And Kagome was amazed at how popular they were.
"There's over 50,000 websites all about you guys. This one is mine." Sam said as she clicked on one of the sites. There was a title.
"Inuyasha's Forest?" Miroku asked.
"Yeah." Sam replied. "There's pictures of everyone, bios on all of you, stories I made up, and more. See?"
"Can we see what you have for our bios?" Sango asked.
"Sure. They're right here." Sam said as she pointed to Inuyasha's bio first.
"Hay Inuyasha! Don't you wanna see what Sam has here about you?" Kagome asked.
"Why bother?" Inuyasha said as he turned his back against everyone.
Then Kagome started to giggle.
Inuyasha looked at her. "What's so funny?" Inuyasha asked.
"Look." Kagome said as she pulled Inuyasha over to the computer.
There was a cute picture of Inuyasha wearing modern day clothes, then there was his bio, which made him blush...
Inuyasha:
A stuborn hanyou who, 50 years ago, fell in love with a preistess named Kikyo. Then Naraku played a trick on him and turned him against Kikyo, who then pinned him to a tree, known as the sacred tree. Then, 50 years later, a girl named Kagome comes along and frees him. Then he tries to kill her because she looked like Kikyo (but I don't think she looks anything like Kikyo).
Love Life:
Inuyasha loves Kagome. They are meant to be. But he's just to pig headed to show it. Even though Kagome sometimes shows her feelings, Inuyasha's still too stuborn to know it. And since he's so stupid he can't tell, he won't tell Kagome how he feels because he's scared she'll turn and walk away. (IT'S TORTURE!!!!!).
"HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT?!?!?!?!" Inuyasha yelled at Sam, who only giggled.
"I told you already, you're famous. People all over the world know about you, not just me." Sam replied. "And next is Kagome's bio." Sam said as she scrolled down.
Kagome:
A 15 year old school girl, who on her 15th birthday was pulled down a well called the Bone Eater's Well by a demon named Mistress Centipede. Then she ran into Inuyasha, who was pinned to the sacred tree. And in a desperate attempt to save her own life, she sets Inuyasha free from the spell Kikyo had cast on him 50 years earlier. Then Inuyasha tries to kill her when Keade, a priestess and Kikyo's little sister, puts a necklace of prayer beads around Inuyasha's neck, and whenever Kagome says SIT, Inuyasha will slam to the ground (I would love to have that for my little buddy, Reese. Hehehehe). So then she pairs up with Inuyasha to go find the shards of the sacred jewel.
Love Life:
Inuyasha looked at Kagome. "Now let's see your love life."
Kagome couldn't help but blush uncontrolably. "Uhh.... Don't you think we should exit out?"
"NO WAY!!!" Inuyasha yelled. "You got to see everything about me! So I should get to see everything about you!"
Sam continued to scroll down so everyone could see the info on Kagome's love life...
Kagome has a lot of guys after her. Three to be exact. Hojo, who goes to school with her, and is so stupid that he can't see that Kagome kinda doesn't want to go out with him. Koga, a wolf demon who kidnapped Kagome because she could see the jewel shards at first, but then claimed her as his mate (But we all know that ain't gonna happen!), and last, but DEFINITELY not least, Inuyasha. Kagome truly loves Inuyasha, no buts about it. But Inuyasha so stupid that he can't see how Kagome really feels, whereas anyone with half a braincell could tell that they are meant to be. But then Inuyasha has to go off and chase Kikyo, who only wants to drag Inuyasha to hell with her. So.......................
"Hey Sam?" Inuyasha asked with a glare.
"What?" Sam asked as she turned around to look at Inuyasha.
"Why are you always calling me stupid as pig headed?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Becuase you are." Sam replied.
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha screamed.
Then Sango leaned over to Miroku. "This girl is either very brave, or very stupid." Sango whispered.
"I know. But at least it wasn't us who finally told Inuyasha." Miroku whispered back, then he was about to rub Sango's but, when....
"Don't you dare Miroku!" Sam yelled, not even looking at Miroku or Sango.
Miroku immediately pulled his hand away. "What are you talking about?" Miroku asked.
Then Sam got up from her chair and immediately got up in Miroku's face. "Don't kid me you perverted monk! I know all about your perverted habits and asking every pretty girl you see if they would bare your child. And I will have you know, there will be NO groping in MY house!"
Miroku was now afraid of this girl.
"And if you do anything to any girl ever again, I will personally see to it that you are chastized!" Sam threaten. (I don't think I spelled the chastized part right. All-well).
AN- Well, there's another chapter. And if I don't update in a while, plz don't hate. I've just been so busy with school and everything. It's such a pain. So....Plz R&R! Thanx! TTFN!!!
