This is my first Evangelion FanFic so don't be to hard on me and their are no Angels or Evangions is this story I thought that stuff would get in the way. So here it goes.
Shinji, Toji and Kensuke were walking down a nameless street (It is nameless because I am to lazy to think of a name.) did I mention that they were walking funny, not wannabe gangsta funny, no it was more strung up by the underwear funny. All three of them were upset and silent Toji was holding an icepack on his head. Kensuke finally broke the silence "Man, that Asuka is a real royal bitch. I don't know how you can put up with her Shinji."
What Shinji said next made the world stop turning "Yeah, screw that skank." Well I guess having the blood rush to your head while being publicly humiliated in front of the whole school can make to nicest of people mean.
"Oh crap, the fall must have given me a concussion because I thought I heard Shinji call Asuka a skank." Toji was now concerned as an organ of his started to work, an organ that he never used until now... Add dramatic music here... His brain!
It is probably a good time to look at what happened earlier that day...
FLASHBACK- earlier at school
"That movie was totally unrealistic. How could you possibly hang someone by their underwear on a flag pole?" Kensuke said as he, Shinji and Toji walked out of the school, unfortunately they did not know nosy eavesdropper was among them.
"Maybe we should test that hypothesis of yours out" Asuka said as she ran up to them grabbed Kensuke and gave him wedgie then placed the underwear to the poll and unfortunately for the other two when Asuka did something she went all the way and she did the same to them.
So, after everyone laugh the their heads Toji being the heaviest his underwear gave out and he fell to the ground and landed on his head that would cause brain damage for most people but Toji is not like most people and that is possibly what triggered his brain to start working. After hitting the ground Toji was able to pull his friends down and went to the nurse to get an icepack (All thanks to his now working brain.) they decided to take it easy and go to the arcade.
FLASHBACK OVER
With Shinji calling Asuka a skank Toji's brain stopped working and he went back to his normal self...it was too good to last. Being distracted with the brain stopping Toji tripped over something and fell to the ground.
"Crap! What the hell is that?" After Toji said this Shinji looked down at the book that Toji tripped over the title was QMW's book of 101 practical and mean spirited pranks. Under the title it said GREAT FOR REVENGE! Shinji and Kensuke look at the book then at Toji who just got up and now reading the title and finished; all three looked at each other and just smiled.
I just wanted to finish setting up the story so thischapter isgoing to be shorter than the rest.