Mental Trauma

Stage 3: Hysterical, Perverted, and a Hitch of Normal

Notes Before the Crazy:

Okay, I'm going to have some explaining to do for some of the stuff to come for today's chapter OO.

There's no actual pairing going on in this, it's more as Blues' sick side to him passing through. However there is possible suggestive content to come, but nothing serious really…

Okay maybe a little bit serious…

ALSO!

I'd have to say that this would probably take place somewhere in Axess… I have yet to watch any further… except for the movie… For a fan like me it's embarrassing to admit… but… whatever…

The net battling prodigy had made miraculous one and a half-day recovery. Enzan was let out of the hospital on grounds of mobility, functioning vocal chords, and the Oh-so-sweet-look-and-handsome-adorable-baby-face-made-when-begging-but-once-they-turn-their-backs-he-will-call-them-an-idiot act. Yes, even Enzan could pull it off. Albeit embarrassing, it was useful… and effective immediately.

Though sore, Enzan managed to actually walk to the other side of his limousine. He was anxious to get home for four legitimate reasons. Enzan always hated hospitals, he recently installed dimensional area generators, and the nurse that tended to him had yet to be informed that he left. Also: Let's just say Enzan was less fond of male nurses thoroughly bandaging him up. Especially in places he didn't even need tending to. The young net battler shuddered at the memory. He shrugged it off, and began digging into his PET pouch. Blues had been silent all yesterday. Enzan assumed that was either the 'I'm too good for anyone, even you Enzan-CHAN' personality or 'Uber-closet timid' persona. What was today going to be like?

"Err…" Enzan was already nervous. What personality could Blues possibly have today? "Blues… I-I'd like you to s-send Netto and Laika an e-mail. I want them to come over to test out the Dimensional Area Room in an hour." Seconds later, he could hear a distant snickering in the background of the PET. "Blues…." Enzan groaned. "What's so funny?" He hated to ask, because he could almost predict what was coming. He saw the slow materialization of his now crazily laughing Navi. "Blues…" He warned. "Please send Netto and Laika the e-mail. I want to test the Dimensional Area—" With that, Blues burst out laughing. A hysterical fit of laughter that just couldn't possibly be the composed, serious Red Navi he'd had for so long. It almost made Enzan laugh too. "Seriously, Blues. What's so funny?"

"E-Enzan-sama!" Blues cried out. "I'm sorry—but—but… You said—Ha—you said…" He took a deep breath and did his best to stop his chest from exploding. "You… said… Area!" And with that, Blues doubled over in ridiculous laughter, that in the comedy club you would only hear from the jokes from one of Montreal's finest. Enzan heard the thud beyond the monitor as Blues hit the PETs data scattered floor.

Finally making it home, Blues was still laughing. Sadly a Net Navi must have more lung capacity than humans. Enzan rolled his eyes and coughed for attention. After a few good seconds Blues was half composed, and somehow when he reappeared on the screen his helmet was turned backwards, making his Net Op almost scream in terror. He quickly turned his helmet back and looked at Enzan through his visor. "I-I'll… get the e-mail sent Enzan-sama." With that, Blues left the screen to begin conjuring up e-mail. He muttered to himself as he wrote up the words. "To… Netto-san… and Laika-san… comma, line down. Hi… exclamation point, Enzan-sama wants you guys to come down here and test out his newly developed dimensional… area…" he laughed, "room so he'd like you guys… to come… over… in an… hour… two lines down…." Enzan satisfied with the letter placed down the PET and decided to slowly make his way to the washroom, painful step by painful step. At least until he heard Blues was continuing the message. "PS…" Enzan froze. "Do you shave your area?" Blues started laughing nonstop, and with all his might, Blues dove for the PET, hitting the floor as he grabbed it. Came the thud in his room that the maids would hear in the distance.

"Enough! Forget it! I'll just send them a PM…" Enzan cleared the message. "Blues… at least connect me to Netto's PET." Enzan said lamely, he was clearly annoyed with Blues' handy work.

"Yes master…" Blues said slyly. Enzan twitched with the new tone, which soon changed to an eye-roll. It was just like dealing with a Netto on crack… err… not that he ever had to deal with that before… He watched Blues making the connection, but he paused. Oh dear…

"What's the matter…" Enzan sighed. He saw a look on Enzan's face that had trouble written all over it.

"What happens… if I don't… Enzan-sama…" The tone Blues was talking in, the look on his face, his BODY movement as he turned around. Enzan's eyes widened, and his hand began to shake.

"Oh… shit…" He muttered. "This… is not… happening…. Blues get a hold of yourself!" With both hands clutching the PET, he trembled in fear. He felt his face heat up.

"And if I refuse…? Then what?" Blues had a provocative grin on his face. "Punish me? How? Shut me down? Give me a shock? Or…" Blues leaned closer to the screen. Regardless to him being unable to reach the poor boy, it still made him nervous. "Or turn on the dimensional area and give me a virtual spanking…?" Cue the gleam in Blues' visor. With that Enzan shrilled, and quickly put down the PET, covering his ears.

"Wah! Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Enzan's face was burning up. He felt much worse than the pain in his back, and he really wasn't in the condition to be dealing with these things. He was exhausted, in agony and now he was holding his head to the ground in near shame. "I've only had to deal with him for one day! Just ONE… day! And he's driving me up the proverbial wall!" He pulled at the white locks that covered his temple. "Okay… calm… down… it's just one stage of his emotional subroutines… just… one… really… wacky… one…" Enzan seemed near cross-eyed now. His legs pressed to his chest, his butt flat on the hardwood living room floor.

"Enzan-sama…" Came the singsong of Blues. "I was kidding… Netto-chan is connected…" Blues reassured, his voice still rather provocative.

"Hey!" Enzan heard Netto yell from the background. "Blues, I can hear you damn it!" He huffed. "Enzan, where the hell are you?" All that Netto could see was the bright light of the living room's ceiling. In a heartbeat Enzan's face replaced the eyesore. "There you are…" Netto grinned. "How's the patient?" He asked rather coyly.

"I've had better days…" Enzan muttered under his breath.

"What's the matter? Your face is all red; do you have a fever? Or—"

"I aroused him, Netto-san." Blues said rather playfully. Netto gaped, and Enzan had lost balance and hit the floor hard. The brunette stammered.

"A-aroused? Enzan? NEVER!" Netto reassured. Enzan wasn't quite sure whether to take that as a good thing or a bad thing.

"Blues! Don't tell tales like that!" Enzan snapped. Blues ignored the accusations and continued with his 'tale'.

"Oh but it's true! He managed to remove the armor and suit right off of me just last month I'll have you know. I was just reminding him." Blues' tone was nearly seductive and alluring. He even added half a giggle for effect.

"Blues!" Enzan shrieked. "You know full well that was an accident! Netto! Ignore him damn it!"

"You were looking for a way to play 'Dress up with Blues'." The screen split between Netto and the Red psychotic Navi. Blues in all his glory had apparently removed the suit skin himself, and had his hands pressed against his hips, back slightly arched. Somehow his silver locks managed to cover his eyes. Enzan gaped in horror. "Now dress me." He whispered. Enzan stammered in hysterical aggravation.

"BLUES!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. Netto covered his ears. Blues just had a smug look on his face. "Reactivate the skin right NOW! I'm serious! Nobody want's to… see… what you've got!" Netto at that moment doubles over in laughter as any adolescent that wasn't like Enzan or Laika would. Blues idly looked down… at… you know. "Oh god…" Enzan muttered. "Blues… what in damn hell are you doing…" Netto listened idly, finally recovering from his fit. Enzan stumbled to the massive kitchen to conjure up some water from the all-powerful sink. As the water streamed its way into the translucent cup, Blues was fairly silent. "Blues?" he said hollowly as the water trickled past his lips.

"Enzan…sama…" Blues looked up and grinned. "Apparently… I'm no man…" Enzan completely froze, water streaming outside of the lip boundary, soon became a cold shower. Soaking his chest and pants. Making a splashing noise on the ground, the loud shatter came shortly after. Netto had fell completely off his chair, eyes wide with shock. Rockman obviously was doing something in the similar context.

"You're not…. Male…" Enzan couldn't process the information quite well.

"Does that make you… a woman…?" Rockman stammered in the background.

"Hmm… No not quite what I meant dear Rock-chan," Blues said his name breathless and deep, making the poor blue Navi blush. "Huh… I can see it now…" Blues grinned. "Order your Net Navi now, Battery and Parts not included."

"But—but Roll-chan!"

"It's probably just outer appearance, lungs and vital inner organs are probably just simulated…" Enzan sighed. Rockman hid his face beneath his helmet as best as he could. Netto couldn't tell whether his blue Navi was hiding or checking. Either way the brunette slapped his forehead.

"Why did you call me? Obviously not to announce one of your sick hobbies!" Netto snapped, upset by Rockman's rather awkward reaction.

"It's not a habit! It was an accident! I was trying to modify the armor Skin! No way I'd be using one of Yaito's custom chips." He muttered under his breath. "She'd make Blues a laughing stock…"

"Oh, and being stark naked doesn't." Netto shrieked. "You discovered something gross Enzan. HORRID! You've just scarred Rockman for LIFE!" Enzan heard Netto slam his desk.

"Actually that'd be my fault…" Blues corrected. "Enzan-sama originally asked me to call you to test a dimensional area generator plugged into an isolated location in this household. He would also like you to bring Laika." Enzan paused; a look of paranoia gleamed across his face as he looked into the eyes of his red Navi. "If all goes well you'll be talking to little Rock-chan face to face in no time." Blues still had a slight tone in his voice that made Enzan worry to death. "He also wants you to come in… oh say… forty-five minutes?"

"Wow! Really? In his own home? Way cool! Can I come early?" Netto squealed, obvious excitement thrown in his voice.

"Sure… Yeah… go right ahead…" Enzan stammered.

"Sweet! I'll tell Laika right away! Bye!" Netto's screen blipped out. Enzan sighed in relief that Netto was gone, so he could deal with some problems that were in dire need of attention.

"Blues… put reactivate the ski—" He stopped in mid sentence. The skin had been reactivated, skintight suit and all. "Yes… well. We need to talk about your behavior—"

"I was out of line to tease you like that, and I apologize dearly." Wait… what? "Could you ever forgive me…" Enzan blinked. He was slightly suspicious about the new change. Must've swapped the subroutine again. "Enzan-sama…?" He sighed rather heavily.

"I forgive you. Though I know I shouldn't until I find away to repair you…" Enzan mused… he idly put down the PET. "Um… I need to take a quick shower and a change of clothes. I'm not intent to be in soaking wet, thin white hospital pajamas for very long…" Blues laughed cautiously. As his Net Op walked away, he heard him mutter "That was fast…" and the kitchen door shut.

There was a long silence. Blues left to his unknown thoughts. He was fairly silent until his mouth unexpectedly opened, and words came out. "Oh, you're in so much trouble, Blues!" Came a singsong. He nearly jumped out of his skin. "Who—who was that!" He twirled around, trying to find the culprit of his shock. Obviously, no one was in sight. He sighed heavily, and idly walked into crowds of data. He muttered, "I really must be losing it…" He paused, he began to hear sounds of whispering, and whirled around and around in a panicking state. "Who is it? Show yourself?" It was no use to search. The data was completely surrounding him. "Grr… Damn it this is ridiculous! Reveal yourself or I WILL delete you!" He howled in his frustration. The whispers and giggles faltered, and Blues' nerves had yet to calm. His eyes underneath the visor moved back and forth so rapidly he could barely see. He took a deep breath, and sighed. "Whatever it was could be gone now…" He said hopefully. At least he thought so until his mouth opened. "Nope, right here." His own hand clasped over his face and he felt panic rise and grabbed it, with an attempt to pull it away. After a two-second struggled he did it. He panted heavily. Not because that just tired him, because he was terrified of himself. "Must be my suicidal self just there…" He took a deep breath and set himself on standby mode.

XOXO In the land of Laika OO or his office…

"A what!" The mint-haired Net Savior dropped his wedge after a clumsy step backwards.

"A self-destructive virus." Dr. Hikari repeated. "That's what we believe it to be."

"I know what you said." Laika pulled himself back together quickly, bent over to pick up his wedge. "How is it 'self-destructive' though?"

"It brings the Navi to a near verge of a mental crisis and insanity so bad that it destroys itself?" The professional doctor in cybernetics was questioning himself… not good. Laika sighed heavily, and rubbed his temple in frustration.

"I didn't expect such an easily defeated Net Navi to be a trap. I thought it was just a theme made by some blowhard." Laika's hand turned into a tight fist. "I should've known that there was something wrong… Now how do I tell Enzan…"

"Don't tell him anything yet! It was just from the current data we've gathered so far. As soon as we confirm exactly what the virus does, we'll let you know. Right now just let Enzan know he needs to find a way to tap into Blues' program and fish it out!" Before he could continue any further, Searchman butted in.

"Pardon me Laika-san, but you have a call; it's from Netto-san." He announced; Laika pulled out his PET.

"Laika! Come to Enzan's house! He's got something really sweet to show us!" Netto yelled, completely excited.

"What would that be?"

"Just come!" Netto howled, and disconnected.

"Erm… He disconnected…" Searchman said almost comically.

"You don't say." Laika said lamely.

XOXO Enzan's mansion… place… thingy…

The washroom door swung open to reveal a fresh and fragrant smelling Enzan. Wearing the regular Black and yellow shirts, red vest over top, army design pants and… well I don't know what color his underwear is so I won't go that far (if you don't bring in your close to the washroom so you can change in there you're strange). Towel over his drenched hair, he made his way to the kitchen, idly passing by the maids that gave him warm hellos. Probably just sucking up though… Enzan smiled back anyway. Opening the kitchen door he called out.

"Blues, I'm back." He called, picking up the PET. He stared at the silent blank screen as it turned on. Enzan walked toward the dimensional area room, "Blues I'm going to plug you in, you're doing the honors of testing it out. If all goes well, I'll be putting something on your shoulder called a dimensional area emitter. It'll allow you to travel outside of the room. However if I don't get you back here in an hour or so, I may lose your data." He held up a small chip of some sort. He opened the door to the all-magical room. He aimed the PET toward a large screen. "If anything goes wrong, don't worry, we have an emergency transfer system that can bring you right back. Are you ready?"

"I trust in this program completely, Enzan-sama." Blues said, confidence flowing in his voice. "I'm ready."

"Alright then." Enzan said; he had a grin on his face. "Plug-in! Blues.EXE Transmission!" A beam of light shot toward the screen and just like that it was gone. Enzan waited a few long minutes to see the results. Soon, the PET began to glow, and flew out of his hands, and began to reform itself into a familiar figure. The symbol on the PET stretched wider and ended on the chest. The light faded, revealing the Navi that stood before him. Standing in a completely straight position as all Navi did at first in all of his glory was Blues. There was a silence as he stood as still as a statue. "B-Blues?" Enzan lifted a hand to touch his red Navi in amazement that it worked. He paused as he saw Blues twitch. The moment was long. Enzan put his hand down and just stared. "Blues…" his voice cracked. "Did I lose you…?" Enzan's lips trembled in fear. He reached for the stiff Red Navi. "Don't worry Blues! If you can hear me, I'll get you—" He froze as Blues' arm twitched.

The blank lifeless face quickly changed. Blues' face lighted up into a smile and his hands clasped together in joy. "Uh-oh…" Enzan muttered.

"ENZAN-SAMA!" Came a loud squeal. Arms spreading, and heading straight for Enzan.

Target sighted

"Wait—Blues! Wait! Wah!" Came a loud thud.

Mission accomplished

XOXO End chapter!

Okay! Perhaps I have some 'splaining to do!

Erm…yeah you're all probably wondering what the fudge is wrong with me. Well to be honest, I really don't know if they have… those things attached XD! On an overly customized model maybe, but if the Net Op isn't perverted and longing for things… I'd say they wouldn't have it OO.

I apologize for the girls that really love Blues, and don't want to see him suffer like that perverted side. I'm sorry, but it's just so much fun to make them suffer! I myself am a psychotic fan of Enzan! Not rabid! PSYCHOTIC!

(Evil laugh) What new emotion is this in Blues? Can you guess? If you do I give you a digital cookie! Or not because I don't like cookies! I'm allergic to flower! Isn't that something?

OH! It's stage three by the way because it's kind of like I skipped a stage if you look back to the beginning you'll remember I left out a day? Okay? Okay.

Yeah… So… Runs away