HD: ok, this fic is a spare of the moment thing! It'll have four parts!

COH: HD doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh

Alvar: But if she did there would be more MALIK!

HD: dame straight!

Bea and Cole: pathetic!

Summary: The drama class is preforming 'Mulan Rouge' and Malik is stuck as a female part! What's worst, he has to pretend he's madly in love with his arch rival!
Parings: MxM, BxR, mentions of SxJ, YxY, SxM and talk of YxA.

Part 1

The students' buzz of excitement filled the half empty hall. Up on the stage the Australian Drama teacher talked to the some of the teachers. When the teachers left Miss Robert-san looked around the students and sighed, straitening her blue jacket.

"Ok brats, listen up!" The students stop talking and look to the Australian teacher who looks back with hard chestnut eyes. "If you don't already know, this is Drama class. Now most of you are here because the good subjects are full or really crap, hell you might even be here because you like Drama. Personally I don't care. Now down to business at hand. This year we will be preforming the French play 'Mulan Rouge.' I've already assigned parts to everyone, here are the scripts." She handed out the thick scripts to each student.

Up the back a small group of students sat together, not really paying any mind to Robert-San. Jou yawned and passed and except the script from Robert-San. He was the tallest of his friends with golden hair and honey eyes that reminded most of a puppy's. Beside him Yugi thanked the teacher and skimmed over the script.

He was the shortest with tri-coloured spiked hair, black with violet tipping and golden bangs. His eyes were a chibi amethyst and were always happy and bright. Next to Yugi was the shy-British-exchanged student Ryou.

Banku Ryou's hair was a soft silver-white and fell over his shoulders in graceful waves. His eyes were emerald green and shone brightly. He looked over at his Egyptian-friend Malik.

Malik was the more outspoken one with soft bleach-blonde hair and violet eyes, his skin was an exotic tan, which was one feature that always got him attention. Last on the line of friends was Rysan Rei.

She was the only girl amongst them with short chocolate-brown hair that was streaked with ice-blue and dark-purple. Her eyes were a deep brown.

"What part did you guys get?" Yugi asked, opening to the first page were the parts were listed.

"I got a whore." Rei scrunched up her nose and looked down the list to see the others.

"I got the whore Lily."Ryou sighed.

"I got the dwarf." Yugi pouted. "I'm not that short!"

"I got da the piano player." -1- Jou grinned. "Hey Mal, you haven't said anytin, what did ya get?"

"I…um…" Malik seemed to be too stunned to talk and only pointed at his part. The others looked down at their sheets and burst into a fit of laughter.

Santasia: Ishtar Malik.

"It's not funny!" Malik snapped angrily. It was bad enough he was forced to play a woman's part but now his friends were making fun of him!

"We're sorry Mal!" Yugi managed through fits of giggles.

"I'm sure you'll make a great whore Mal." Rei encourage.

"Yeah and ya get to kiss a hot guy, hopefully." Jou put in. Malik sighed and looked down the list to see who would be playing opposite to him.

Christian: Ishtal Mariku.

"Oh great!" Malik moaned.

"What is it?" Ryou asked, looking to Malik.

"My sworn rival is playing Christian!"

"Who Anzu?" Jou asked in a panic.

"No, no, she's playing the whore, I'm talking about Ishtal!" The others looked at Malik in sympathy. Since the first day of school Mariku and Malik had been sworn rivals ever since Mariku had played a prank on the younger Egyptian.

"I'm sure it won't be too bad." Ryou tried in vain to comfort the blonde but it didn't help. Rei started giggling and the others looked at her in question.

"It's just; my brother got the Argentinean man." Ryou coloured a dark red. "Ryou has to dance with him!" The others laughed at the thought of Bakura and Ryou dancing.

"It's not funny Rei!" Ryou mumbled.

"For me Ry, it is!" Rei laughed.

Down a few rows from the laughing friends another group sat and complained over their parts.

"Why do I have to be Harold?" Atemu Yami complained. Yami had a much similar appearance to Yugi, with spiked tri-coloured hair, his black with crimson tipping and golden bangs, his eyes were a narrowed crimson and skin a light tanned. He looked over at Bakura.

"I'm supposed to sing!" Rysan Bakura ragged, flipping threw his script. Bakura was taller than Yami with wildly-spiked white hair, much similar to Ryou's, brown-red eyes that were narrowed dangerously and tanned skin.

"So do I." Kaiba Seto growled. "I'm the Duke." Seto was the tallest of the friends with chocolate brown hair, ice-blue eyes and a cold attitude. He was the CEO of his own compony, Kaiba Corps, and had a title of a cold hearted asshole. Beside the CEO was the crazy-Egyptian, Ishtal Mariku, or just Marik.

"I'm Christian." Marik moaned. Marik was much similar to Malik with wild-spiked bleach-blonde hair and dark violet-red eyes, which held a crazy glint.

"Hey, Ishtar is leading…girl!" Bakura cackled. A faint blush stained Marik's cheeks. Since the day he'd meet Malik he'd had a crush on the young-Egyptian. Although he'd messed it up by pranking him…

"Bakura, it says here that you have to dance with Banku." Yami laughed.

"What?" Bakura flipped through his copy. "Oh crap…" Bakura was a horrible dancer, and it didn't help that he rather liked his sister's British friend either.

"Hey, Rei is a whore." Yami read. The others snickered, except of course Seto who simply smirked.

"Now…OH SHUT UP!" The students looked back up to Robert-San who was back up on the stage. "Now that you've all read through your scripts and found your parts I'm going to read them out anyway. Now shut-up and listen.

Santasia: Ishtar Malik.

Christian: Ishtal Mariku

The Duke: Kaiba Seto.

Harold: Atemu Yami.

The whore, Lily: Banku Ryou.

Extra Whores: Valentine Mia, Rysan Rei, Makanzi Anzu, Jounonchi Serenity, Gardener Tea-2-

The piano player: Jounchi Katsuya.

The dwarf: Mouto Yugi.

The Argentinean: Rysan Bakura.

If your name has not been said then you are an extra. Any questions?" Nobody raised their hands and Robert-San smiled. "Good, now get out of my sight!" The students jumped to their feet and ran from the room.

"Why? Why must I play a female part?" Malik asked soulfully.

"Dat's why!" Jou grinned. Malik pouted.

"Hey, it also says here that you have to kiss Kaiba!" Rei giggled. Malik made a face.

"Kaiba and Ishtal, just my luck!"

"Ishtal I could live wif, but if I had ta kiss Kaiba!" Jou made a sour face.

"Oh come on Jou! We all know you Looove Kaiba-kun!" Rei and Malik sung.

"KAIBA! NO WAY!"

"But it still stands; I have to kiss…Ishtal!" Malik frowned.

"Don't worry Mal, it's only a play!" Rei smiled.

TBC…

-1-I don't know all the peoples names so I call them 'piano player' and 'dwarf' and such, sorry! If you know their real names please tell me!

-2- I know Anzu and Tea is the same person, but I need one more so I added her English and Japanese names. Also; did I spell Anzu's last name right?

HD: well there's the first part!

COH: please review and tell us what you think and if we should continue or not?

Alvar: Review Pwease!

Bea: I hate 'Mulan Rouge'!

Cole: the only good part is when she dies at the end

HD: COLE!

REVIEW PLEASE

HappyDevil, COH, Bea, Alvar and Cole!