-Hey everyone! Just thought I'd use my NEW COMPUTER, that's right I finally got a new computer with Windows XP (I used to have Windows 98) But I still don't have the internet up on it, so I still have to use my old comp to update.
to update my story.
Enjoy chapter 2 of Funbari Gangstas!

Disclaimer: Again? Okay fine, I don't own Shaman King under any circumstances
(Well cause I'm trying to buy it from Hiroyuki Takei, Mwa ha ha!)

As Horo Horo walked behind Yoh on the sidewalk, he noticed that they had been going around in circles.
He sighed and spoke.

"Uh Yoh?" He asked.

Yoh gasped and turned around suddenly.

"Uh yeah?" Yoh panicked.

"Are you sure you know where this house is?"

"Of course I do. Why wouldn't I? I mean if I'm gonna get pot from a house, then the first thing I should know is where the house is right?

So of course I know where the house is!

And since I know where the house is, then that's were I'm gonna go and get my pot from.

The house heh, heh." Yoh panicked.

"Uh yeah. So you're sure that we're not just going around in circles?" Horo Horo questioned.

"Yeah I'm positive." Yoh lied.

Horo Horo grinned. "All right then!"

Yoh grinned as well and the two continued on their journey.

Meanwhile, at Funbari High, the gangsta wanna be Lyserg and the true gangsta Hao, were still sitting under the tree staring at a stop sign.

(Silence)

"So uh dawg?" Lyserg broke the silence making stupid hand gestures.

Hao lazily looked over "So what?"

"So uh.. are we likes gonna go ditchin, murder someone or somethin?" He asked.

Hao turned back around.

"...No..."

"Aww dawg. Come on! You supposed to be the biggest bad ass in this whole school.

You've killed like what...96 people and stolen 164 cars and you're only 15! You really tellin me you don't wanna do nothing?" Lyserg asked.

"How the fuck do you know all that?" Hao questioned sluggishly.

Lyserg pulled out a giant dictionary-like book that had miraculously fit into his back pocket and handed it to Hao.

"I've been doin some readin on you homie." He replied.

Hao stretched his hand over, took the dictionary in one hand, and watched it drop immediately to the ground.

"What the fuck?"

Hao stared at the title of the book.

"The World's Youngest, and Most Dangerous Criminals?" Hao looked up at Lyserg.

Lyserg grinned and nodded.

"For Dummies?" Hao continued to read.

Lyserg nodded.

"On CD and cassette?" Hao took out one of the CDs and showed it to Lyserg.

(Silence)

Hao then threw the book on the ground.

"Man you a fuckin nerd." He said while sitting back against the tree again.

Lyserg quickly ran over and retrieved his book from the ground.

"Hey careful man! This book cost me $88.99! Plus Tax!" Lyserg said as he sat back down next to Hao.

"Whatever."

"Aww come on homie. I wanted to hang out wit you cause well you know...I want you to teach me how to be a real gangsta.
You know...like your bro, Yoh!" Lyserg grinned.

Hao arched his eyebrow.

"My twin...Yoh?" He asked.

"Yeah I wanna be a true gangsta like him, know what I'm sayin?" Lyserg replied.

Hao blinked a few times and responded...

"Man, that foo ain't no gangsta...

(Silence)

...Just a damn fool." Hao replied.

"Uh well how bout you teach me how to be a real gangsta like you!" Lyserg begged.

Hao sighed.

"Please! I beg you! You killed my parents can't you do this for me?"

Hao sighed again and stood himself up off of the grass.

"Wait! Where you goin?" Lyserg asked.

"Gettin the fuck away from you, is where I'm goin. Get lost, Nerd." Hao replied. He then proceeded to walk away.

"No wait please! I'll do anything! I...uh..uh..I got $300!" Lyserg pleaded.

Hao imediately stopped walking, eyes shot open.

"You got money?" He turned and asked.

"Uh...yeah homie...I got left wit lots of doe after my parents died. I'm not old enough to have all of it, but I got like $300 on me right now." Lyserg pulled out the crinkled dollar bills from his pocket.

Hao smirked and walked back over to Lyserg.

"I tell you what. You give me them $300 and I'll let you hang around wit me the whole day." Hao grinned.

"300 bucks just for one day? Uh ain't that like kinda expensive?" Lyserg asked.

"Hey. I'm gonna show you how to be a real gangsta. And judging from your looks, and the way you act...woo you got a lots to learn, foo." Hao replied.

"Uh well I dunno."

Hao put his arm on Lyserg's shoulder.

"Oh come on. All...day...long. Now what other gangsta would let you hang out wit them all day long without shootin ya huh?" Hao tried to bargain.

"Well uh Ren uh..." Lyserg started.

"Agh...that foo ain't shit. Besides, he'd run your little ass over the second he got close to his car." Hao interrupted.

"He would?"

"I've hung around that foo before...yeah he would." Hao replied.

"Uh well, but you promise that you'll show me how to be a true gangsta like you? All in one day?"

"Well I can't show you everythin in one day, but hey, knowin a little is better than knowin nothin at all right?"

"Uh well I guess so. You got a deal." Lyserg placed the three 100 dollar bills in Hao's right hand.

"Atta boy." Hao patted Lyserg on the back.
He stuffed the dollar bills in the pocket of his baggy pants, and started to walk off.

"Uh hey wait for me!" Lyserg ran behind him.
"So uh where we gonna go first?"

"We goin to the Seven Eleven that's 2 blocks from here." Hao answered.

"Wow! That's cool! We gonna go ditchin!" Lyserg grinned.
"So are you gonna rob it or somethin?"

"No...I'm gonna buy me a slushy." Hao responded.

"Whoa dude...hard." Lyserg replied.

Hao rolled his eyes.

"This is gonna be one long ass day." Hao mumbled to himself.

Back inside Funbari High School, the bell rang that ended the first class of the day.

Anna walked over to her locker to retrieve the books for her next class.

While she was rummaging through her things, Nina, Mina, and Gina had made their way to her locker as well and were determined to make Anna pay for what she had said.

"AHEM!" Gina grunted while the three girls stood behind Anna's opened locker.

Anna moved the locker door and saw the three girls standing with their arms crossed, tapping their feet.

"Well...look who it is." Anna began.

"Enough chit chat Anna." Nina interrupted.

"Me and the girls were talking and we realized that what you said to us this morning wasn't very nice."

"Hmph...it took all three of you to realize that? Isn't that a shock?" Anna rolled her eyes.

"Shut up! You're just jealous cause we can get any guy we want and all you have is that pot head retard, Yoh Asakura!" Mina smirked.

"Oh really..." Anna started.

"Yeah! We even asked the janitor after flirting with him and he said that he agreed with us to!" Gina replied.

"Well I wouldn't really trust that janitor. He'll agree to anything if he can get a girl to talk to him for more than 5 seconds." Anna replied.

"Oh whatever." Nina rolled her eyes.

"Yeah you just think that you're really pretty, but you're really not!" Mina said.

"Yeah, you're nothing but a...a...a snob!" Gina said.

"Yeah!" All three girls agreed.

Anna simply shrugged her shoulders, closed her locker, and started to walk off.

"Hey! Don't you walk away from us Anna Kyouyama!" Mina shouted.
"Or should we say Anna "pot head" Asakura!" The girls laughed.

Anna stopped suddenly and turned around.

"You girls may think that you can get any guy that you want, but which one of you has stayed with the same guy for more than one class period?" Anna asked.

All three girls stayed quiet.

"I've stayed with the same guy for more than 7 years now."
"Why don't all three of you think about what that means while I get to my next class." Anna turned back around and started to walk off.

"Hey! That doesn't mean anything! We're so much prettier than you that we have thousands of guys dying to go out with us!" Gina shouted.

"Yeah! I bet that if Yoh Asakura was single, he'd be crawling all over us to go out with him!" Nina said.

Anna stopped and turned around once again.

"My fiancée may smoke pot, be he doesn't smoke THAT much, idiots." Anna replied.

All three girls stopped and thought for a moment.
They huddled together in a group, talked amongst themselves, and 3 minutes later, parted and turned back to Anna.

(Silence)

"That was a hidden dig at us wasn't it?" Nina asked.

"Oh my god." Anna whispered to herself rolling her eyes.

"Oh yeah! Well just watch!

We all have Geometry with you next, so we're gonna make next period a little interesting for once." Mina proposed.

"Really?" Anna replied pretending to be interested.

"Yeah! We're gonna challenge you to a little competition."

"Yeah! When we walk into class, we're gonna see how many guys you can get to grovel at your feet, and how many we can get." Gina stuck out her tongue.

"Oh wait...but uh..aren't there more of us than there is of her?" Mina stopped and asked.

"Really? I don't think so." Nina replied.

The three girls stopped and started counting their fingers.

"I think Mina's right. Wait I think I counted wrong." Gina counted her fingers.

"Oh what does Mina know! She has a C in Math, I have a B+." Nina smirked.

"Well that's just cause you flirt with the Geometry teacher more than we do!" Mina argued.

"Yeah she's right!" Gina agreed.

"Oh whatever...Come on. Back to what we were saying. It doesn't matter how many of us there is. I still say we compete with Anna "pot head" Asakura and see how many guys she can get next class and how many we can get." Nina grinned.

Anna thought for a moment.
"Well if it'll get you tramps to shut up and leave me alone, I guess I don't have a choice." She shrugged.

"Fine! This is gonna be really fun, Anna Potsakura!" Nina smirked.
All three girls walked passed her, sticking out their tongues, and started to walk towards their class.
Anna followed behind them.

Just as the bell rang, the three girls flung the classroom door open, and walked into the room.
They shook their hair from side to side, walked with one foot in front of the other, shook their hips, and puckered their lips.
Several of the guys in their geometry class stared at them, but none walked over to any of them.

The three girls huffed and took their seats.

"Ugh Nina! We didn't get any guys!" Mina whined.

"Oh who cares. These guys are probably gay anyway...Even if we didn't get any guys, I bet Anna's not gonna get any either. And so we'll win!" Nina replied.

"Uh, but won't that make it a tie?" Gina asked.

"What? What do the thingy's that go around men's necks have to do with any of this?" Nina asked.

"Yeah Gina. Don't you learn anything in Chemistry?" Mina scoffed.

Gina rolled her eyes.

"All right, here comes that pot head. Let's see how she does." Nina grinned evilly.

Mina and Gina giggled evilly.

Just as Anna walked into the room, every single male in the classroom jumped from their seat and ran over to her.
Even the teacher dashed from his desk, suddenly, and greeted Anna with a bouquet of roses.

All three girls watched as guys leapt from their chairs, almost knocking them over just to get a glimpse of Anna.
Their jaws fell to the floor in disbelief.

"No way!" The girls cried.

Anna took the roses held them in her arms for a while, and then threw them in the trash can when the teacher walked back to his desk.
Anna proceeded to walk to her seat.

"All right students. Let's all settle down now and let... ahem... Ms.Kyouyama get to her seat." The teacher stopped.

Just as Anna sat at her desk, which was coincidentally next to Nina, Mina, and Gina, the three girls stared at her with their jaws open.

"Anna."

"We were so wrong about you."

"Can you please forgive us?"

"You are truly the goddess of men. We worship you." Nina replied.

All three girls swung their hands up and down as if to be worshipping Anna.

"Please Anna. You must teach us your ways."

"Yes. Teach us so that we may one day become just like you!" Gina begged while grabbing both of Anna's hands.

Anna sighed.

"This is gonna be a long day."

Meanwhile, in the hallway. Pilika was lazily walking around the halls ditching another class.
She sluggishly walked back and forth in the hall ways, her arms crossed and her head down.

"Ugh. I can't believe I failed again." She said as she plopped onto the bathroom door, pushed it open, and went inside.

She then walked over to the long mirror above the sinks and stared at herself for a while.

"Look at me! I'm hot! What guy wouldn't wanna go out with me?" Pilika asked as she raised her skirt and stared at her legs.
"Ugh, but I'm obviously not hot enough for Ren." She sighed.

"Why can't I get him to like me? I've tried everything and I'm still just the girl that to put cigarettes out on.

Pst...as if any other girl's forehead wasn't as good as mine." Pilika rubbed her forehead.
"This sucks. I just don't get it."

Pilika turned and leaned against the bathroom wall.

"Hmm...what if maybe...Ren's...gay?" She asked herself.
Her eyes shot open.
"NO WAY! I can't think that! Ren can't be gay! AGH I'M SO STUPID!" She smacked herself on the forehead.

She then proceeded to dig into her shoe, and pulled out a photograph of Ren that she always carried with her.

The photograph was a blurry picture of the side of Ren's face as he smoked a cigarette while keying a teacher's car.

"Oh Ren. I still remember the day I took this picture. I stole my mom's camera the day before and followed you all day long trying to get the perfect picture of you and this was the best I could do." She smiled.

"You came out perfectly. Like a divine angel smoking a cigarette." She smiled as she hugged the picture close to her.
"Oh I just wish I could be a divine angel standing right by your side." She sighed.

"But no matter what I do, I just can't get you to notice me." She sulked pulling the photo away from her and staring at it.

"What is it that you look for in a girl? What more can I possibly do, just to get you to pronounce my name right?"

(Cough) "He...likes...cars." Said a strange voice.

Pilika gasped and turned around.
As she turned, she saw a girl with long blonde hair, red-violet eyes, baggy clothes, and a cigarette in her mouth standing behind her.

"AHHHH! Who are you?" Pilika shouted.

"You're talkin about Tao Ren right?" The strange girl asked as she walked over to the sink and washed her hands.

Pilika put the photo back into her shoe.

"Maybe. What's it to you?" She asked.

"I used to be Ren's girlfriend. He and I went out last year for 4 months." She replied while taking a puff of her cigarette.

"WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT?" Pilika gasped.
"OMG! Are you serious! Are you 'thee' Miyuki Kiroyuwi?" Pilika asked. (A/N: I'm no good at making up names XD Sorry bout that)

"So you know my name?" The girl asked, flicking her cigarette butt and pulling out another cigarette from her pocket.

"Of course I know your name! Your like my most favorite person ever!
Every single girl in this school knows you as the only girl to have had Ren actually kiss them!" Pilika blushed.

"Hmm...Yeah. Ren's an okay kisser." Miyuki replied taking out a lighter and lighting up her cigarette.

"OKAY KISSER? Do you know how many girls dream their whole lives just to say something like that?" Pilika cried.

"No I wouldn't." Miyuki said while taking a puff of a fresh cigarette.

"I can't believe I'm actually talking to you! Here in this bathroom!" Pilika screamed.
"Can I...Can I have your autograph?"

Miyuki arched her eyebrow and scoffed.
"You're not really serious are you?"

"Uh well...no not really... Ha ha, I was just joking with you." Pilika laughed while scratching the back of her head.

"Listen kiddo. I can tell you what Ren looks for in a girl if you want." She said.

"OMG! You'd do that? AHHHH! You're the best!" Pilika ran over and hugged Miyuki.

"Yeah okay...Just get off me before I change my mind and stuff this cigarette up your ass." Miyuki warned.

"Oh...Sorry." Pilika let go.

"Well like I just told you. The one thing that Ren really cares about is cars." Miyuki replied.

"Cars?"

"Yeah cars. Well that and cigarettes." Miyuki added.

"So uh...what do you mean? Do I have like to buy him a car so that he'll go out with me?" Pilika asked.

"Heh no..God you freshman." Miyuki shook her head.

"What I'm saying is that,

Okay well last year, I was known for stealing a lotta cars. Any car out there, I could jack it in two minutes, tops.

And yeah I had a little 'crush' on Ren Tao last year, along with almost all the girls in this school.

But it wasn't really a 'girly girl' crush where I'd blush just at the sight of him.
No, I had a crush on his attitude."

"His attitude?" Pilika asked.

"Yeah his attitude ya know? I dunno. I just loved how he was always alone and didn't give a rat's ass about anything.

Agh I still remember how I'd always stare at him standing by that ramp, smoking his cigarettes and flicking the butts at teacher's heads.
I'd laugh my ass off when their hair caught on fire and they rolled on the ground like idiots."

"Wow Ren would do that?" Pilika blushed

"Yeah...Well anyway, during Christmas break, I thought I'd steal myself a really nice car. Shoot I deserved it.

I got all C's and D's by the end of first semester.
And so, I went to the 'rich' side of town and found me a nice Silver German Imported Mercedes. Fresh outta Europe.

So I said to myself, why not just steal this car?
And 2 minutes later, I broke into the car and drove off."

"You stole it? Just like that?" Pilika asked in amazement.

"Just...like...that." Miyuki snapped her fingers.
"So the first day back from break, I drove up to the parking lot in my new Mercedes and you know, crowds formed and crap.
And just as I got out, there was Ren Tao, in front of the crowd staring at my car." Miyuki grinned.

"So we both got to talkin, I told him I liked cars to, 3 seconds later, I'm goin out with him." Miyuki finished.

"Wow! That's just like a romance you'd read about in books!" Pilika replied. "Well how was it?"

"One of the best 4 months of my life. God I still remember all the good times I had with him.
I'd drive in his car, he'd drive in mine. We'd steal cars together, we'd smoke together while messin up teacher's cars, man those were good times." Miyuki took another puff of her cigarette.

"Wow! But uh...if things were going so well, then why'd the two of you break up?" Pilika asked.

"Egh...things got rough kid." Miyuki answered as she blew cigarette smoke into the air.
"4 months later, I got arrested and charged with theft. I was sent to jail for like 8 months and they took my car. Ren and I just grew apart since then."

"Whoa...that's so sad. But I can't believe that you actually went out with Tao Ren! You know how famous you are now?" Pilika asked.

"Meh...I don't care. It's not really anything to brag about. I mean I got dumped by him. How famous could I be?" Miyuki asked.

"Who cares! You still went out with him!" Pilika smiled. "And you're still my idol."

"Thanks kid. That really means a lot to me." Miyuki replied.

"REALLY?"

"No."

"Oh...uh...well wow thanks for telling me your story. OMG I can't believe I finally met you." Pilika smiled.

"Yeah. Hey you know what? You're not all that bad. Why don't I talk to you over the phone or somethin sometime and I can tell ya some more stories and shit?" Miyuki asked.

"Wow...Sure! Here! I'll give ya my cell phone number. You can call me anytime. I mean no one else calls me, ever, so I'm always free!"

"Heh yeah." Miyuki took the paper with Pilika's number on it and ran out of the bathroom.

"My name's Pilika by the way!" Pilika shouted, but Miyuki had already left.

Just then, Pilika leaped into the air as high as she could.

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! TAO REN, YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE!" She shouted.

((Author's Note:))
Wow what a long chapter don't you guys think?
And I think it kinda fell apart in the end. Sorry bout that.
I stayed up till 3 am writing this chapter so I'm kinda tired XD

Well I hope that you all enjoyed it and that this chappie made you laugh at least once (sweat drop)

Hope you'll all come back for chapter 3!

I love you all!
Bye!

-Martha-