BlackWolf: Ok people I'm not writing any new chapters in Hiei, Your new bodyguard, because I don't have any new ideas for it. Any who, I wrote this because it just randomly popped into my head when my sister and I were talking about Youko selling stuff of e-bay when I was like " What if Youko sold Yukina of e-bay and Kuwabara bought her" so that's why I wrote this. And helping me commentate is your favorite cat fox demon girl, Do do da DO, Koto!
Koto: Hello folks, Koto here ready to help with any sarcastic and or violent comments along the way! Well I'm sure we all want to know what bloody, unsightly manners of violence that Hiei will inflict upon people today!
BlackWolf: Indeed, well let's get going! Hears footsteps in back round Excuse me please.
Everyone: Hears muffled screams
BlackWolf: comes out with Youko looking very smug Oh Youko will help us with the comments as well.
Chapter 1: High school
"Yes Hiei you heard me, I've enrolled you in school. No further questions." Koenma stated.
He had summoned Hiei this afternoon to inform him about his enrollment as a new student in Yuske's high school. He wasn't taking the news well at all
When Hiei remained silent, Koenma decided to try to lighten the mood.
"Don't be to mad, Yuske and Kuwabara will be there as well. I believe Kurama also decided to transfer for a while, until you've settled in of course, we can't have you going around killing people now can we? I'm sure you'll fit in." he lied
"May I go now?" Hiei glared as he asked his question
"After this, just as Kurama goes by Suichi in human world we must give you another name as well." Koenma stated
"Fine as long as it isn't something idiotic" Hiei said
"Your human name will now be Tomo Shimaronin" Koenma stated "Now you may leave Hiei"
Hiei walked out of Koenma's fuming.
"How dare he have the nerve to put me in a school with ordinary humans, how humiliating." Hiei complained
BlackWolf: That was chapter 1 part 1! This was only supposed to last one page, but I guess I'll have to make it longer! Koto what are your thoughts on this chapter so far?
Koto: Well personally I was disappointed, no blood or violence at all!
BlackWolf: What About you Youko?
Youko: Well there could have been more of me in there! Do some more stuff to Hiei and make me laugh slave!
BlackWolf: Ok Youko! Now American Idol is on, Youko come we much watch!
Youko: follows
Koto: Ok that was weird! But I'm going to go watch weird people try to sing and Simon chewing them out.
BlackWolf: I will right more I swear on Youko! And because I always forget to put this at the top
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. No matter how much I say I do.