Tuesday Aug 2nd

11:00 am

Perhaps I'll take a new language next term in stalag 14, to change things up. That might be fun.
What about spanish?
Mutti has a spanish to english dictionary somewhere in her room. I'll just go an have a little looksee around her room and see what I can find.

11:15 am

Snog en espanol is,
beso

11:17 am

How very cooincidental.
Old people en espanol is, ancianos.
Sounds a little like ancients, doesnt it?
I'm quite le genius.

11:20 am

I can't be bothered to take a new language.
Especially one that is as utterly hopeless as spanish.
In fact, pretty much every language is pretty bloody hopeless.
Especially german.
Why can't everyone in the world just learn english and be done with it?

3:00 pm

It is time. Time to bite the bullet and ask the ancients if I can go on my megafabtrip to london.
I am almost certain that they will say no, but hey ho, there may be a chance for me yet. Afterall they did
surprise me quite a bit last term when they let me stay home alone for two and a half weeks, whilst they blundered
their way about the Hamburger ago go countryside going to clown car conventions and riding bucking broncos and such.

3:30 pm

Here I go.
I will not let them say no.
In their pathetico minds they will be thinking,
'We will not let Georgia go because we want to make her life terrible and all that jazz.'
But I will not be letting them think this, because I am le genius, and le genius NEVER fails.
I must gird my loins and do it.

3:45 pm

Le genius has failed.
I used all my girlish charm but it did not work.
I asked if I could go on a road trip to london with my mates as Sven now had his license.
Then Vati said, "Is Sven that Norweigen bloke who is a tad on the insane side?"
"Well-yes...but-"
Then they just laughed at me. And then Libby joined in with her hog laugh,
"hoggy-hog-hog-HAWG"
I thought that was rather rude, yes Sven is a tad on the insane side, but need I remind my Vati that he was the one sitting in the front room wearing plaid trousers and a little beard on the end of his chin. While Mutti throws herself around the room in spandex doing what she calls, 'excercising', and Libby is doing 'snoggling' with our lord sandra.

4:00 pm

Perhaps now that my sister has an exclusive relationship with our vati in heavens son/daughter, he will give me things when I ask for them.

4:30 pm

Made a list of all the things I want the lord to do for me,
1) Convince Mutti and Vati that the megafabtrip to london is crucial to my very existence.
2) Stop the orangutang gene from rearing its ugly head
3) Give me some control over my nunga nungas
4) World peace.

5:06 pm

Rang Rosie.
"Rosie."
"Gee? 'Tis that you?"
"Mais oui, 'Tis I, Georgia."
"Why do you ring at such a late hour?"
"Ro-Ro, It's five o'clock."
"Oh, I thought it was much later."
Her and Sven are a match made in heaven as 99.9999999 percent of the time she is quite insane herself.
"The ancients aren't letting me go on the megafabtrip!"
"What? But everyone else's parents have agreed."
"Everyones?"
"Yes, everyones."
That's great isn't it? Every other bloody person my age has normal parents who understand the importance
of megafabtrips to london!
"Why won't they let you go?"
"Because they think Sven is insane."
"Why would they think that?"
"Rosie...have you met Sven?"
"Why don't I have him come by and talk to them? Then they can see what a responsible individual he is."
In the background I could hear loud crashing noises and Sven singing,
"Oh Ja, I wish I had Jessie's girl, Jessie's chicky oh ja!"
I was silent and I think Rosie understood what the silence meant.
"Well, I'll train him a little and make him look presentable. I'll come too and I will make sure he says the right things."
"Well...I guess that could work. Just make sure he doesnt wear those neon green shorts or anything Sven-like."
"I will." I heard her go off and say something muffled to Sven, he said something back and she said something again.
"He's agreed."
"That was easy."
"I had to promise him a weeks worth of 'Rosie and Sven'."
"Erlack. Thank you for sharing."
"Well, we have to get down to it, Gee Gee. We'll make plans later. Bye!"

Thursday Aug 4th

noon

Dave my laugh rang.
"Hey sex kitty. Wanna go for a walk?"

7:00 pm

Dave and I walked for about a milisecond before we sat down in the park and snogged for about an hour.
I was starting to get worried that snogging was all we ever did.Then we stopped and sat on the bench holding hands, watching the people walking by and then proceeding to make fun of them.
We saw the bummers waddling by and Dave yelled,
"Alright?"
They turned to give him a tarty smile then they saw him and I with our noses upturned like pigs staring at them.
It was a fabtastic laugh. The two of them waddled away muttering, "...children."

11:00 pm

Just arrived home.
Dave thinks its a brilliant idea to have Sven come and chit chat with the ancients.
He thinks that he should come too, and show my parents that he was a responsible young man that could take
good care of their daughter.
I tried to remind him of the time they found him in my bed, but he wouldn't have it.

Sven is landing tommorow night at 7:00.
May our vati in heaven have mercy on our souls.

A/N

Second chappy up! Hope you all like it. It's a little shorter than usual, that shouldnt happen often.
anywho, enjoy!