Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket; this really has nothing to do with Fruits Basket. I also don't own the Asshole song, but I don't know who made it, so Sorry I don't know who you are, just saw it somewhere and was like, oh yea, this will be funny!

I hope you all don't kill me, cause I found out this thing, about Akito, and I don't want to ruin it for a the fans, (though I don't think its true) Okay this is just something I thought up while talking to my friends, and I was like "Wow this would be fun!" its not really made to like, be important, but its here so I can be like "Wow, this was sad." So here it is everyone is OOC

Also this is for all my fans of "Why?" and "Opposites can Always Attract" because I am almost done the next chapter for one of them, and this is just something I thought up. Hope you all like it, if you don't, I don't really care, cause I made this for all my friends, for their viewing pleasure. Cause I love them, they rock. Okay so anywayz.

Conversations with The Fruits Basket Characters, and just some things that we all want to point out.

Me: Hey A-ki-to

Akito: Who are you?

Me: ((A large bird muffles my voice))

Akito: Why to you talk like that

Me: ... ((stare))

Akito: o.o; why are you lookin at me like that

Me: You are soooo cool

Akito: Thank...you? GET AWAY!

Me: Are you really a girl? ((look in robe))

Akito: What The Fuck!

Me: You know, you shouldn't hurt Hatori like that...

Akito: What do you mean?

Me: I follow you... O.O I am your stalker...

Akito: What?

Me: Yes...Yes Indeed

Akito: Get...away...from...me

Me: You're an asshole! You're an asshole! A-s-s-h-o-l-e everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E you an asshole and proud of it!

Akito: Oh you are dead! ((attacks))

Me: OWWW You're HURTING ME DAMNITT!

Akito: ((To busy attacking me to talk))

Kyo: ((walks in, and i dont know whyhe is there))What The Fuck! O.O WHO THE HELL IS THE YANKEE?

Me: Hello Kyon-Kyon!

Kyo: DONT CALL ME THAT! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!

Akito: Wanna help? ((stopped for a minute his hands are all bloody))

Kyo: ...not really... ((Afraid Akito will attack him))

Me: KYO! GET SHIGURE, OR HATORI! THEY CAN WOOPE THIS SHE-MALES ASS!

Akito: I WILL KILL YOU!

Me: eeppp

This is called. Tohru and I. By me…

Tohru: Hello there! .

Me: Hello! .

Tohru: I'm Tohru Honda!

Me: I'm (car goes by), and your last name is the name of a car!

Tohru: .; Harahan umm, nice to meet you!

Me: Nice to meet you car!

Tohru: Wanna be friends?

Me: ALRIGHTY!

C'mon people, we all know a Honda is a type of car (i dont own that either! Damn!)

Now Kyo and I ( I know it's like this is gay…)

Kyo: ((is training and completly fogot he met me...))

Me: Oh My God its Jason!

Kyo: WERE! ((thinking about wild bears cause he still cant member Jason is a character in a horror film))

Me: HAHAHAH you believed me, ass

Kyo: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Me: A ((very slowly)) ass...

Kyo: SAY THAT AGAIN WOMAN!

Me: Okay! Ass! .

Kyo: THAT'S IT, LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Me: ((repeating Yuki)) We are outside...

Kyo: SHUT UP!

Me: NO!

Kyo: YES!

Me: NO!

Kyo: I HATE YOU!

Me: okay! Byes Kyon!

Me and Yuki

Me: ((at their school)) Hello Prince Yuki

Yuki: Hello...

Me: Yuki?

Yuki: Yes?

Me: Are you sure you're not a girl? You look like one...

Yuki: I am not a girl... ((annoyed))

Me: Are you sure? You have a girly ass face man, I bet you get hit on by guys all the time...

Yuki: I do not...

Me: Why did you trail off, huh huh? You do get hit on don't you? Don't you! OH My GOD! I bet they follow you don't they!

Yuki: Please don't talk to me...

Me: Why not?

Yuki: ... do I really have to explain?

Me: Yes, Yes you do..

Yuki: ...

Me: "..." is not a word...

Yuki: sweatdrop

The end, Please comment if you want to, I don't care if you didn't like it, i just think that, this was funny, and fun, so please, don't like, attack me for making an ass out of someone you love, blame the sugar...