Note: Okay! For the first time ever, reviews within my story! Yayness! But I still replied to most of you via reply button… Oh well!

whyshouldItellyou: Evilness! Waaah! You said he's a jerk nine times? Wah. Jon is not a jerk! Sniffle

no one of consequence: Wow. It's good? Ahem, that something would probably be correct, ahem…

Lela-of-Bast: Urm, yes, llamas rule! I love the idea of llama mages… I personally hate George, but if you read my profile I think it says there why…

impossible-dreams: Great, but I hope you started breathing again soon and didn't die!

Charlie and Lola: Yes, me too. I say that to my kittens sometimes, muhahahahaha!

Abiona Marchand: Good! Let's see more people crying! Muhhahahahhaa. Yes, it's random! I love random stuff!

LandUnderWave: Right, yes. Jon bashing. Ahem.

Okay, think I'm done there! Oh, and in this chapter: Alanna ist iratus. Okay? A little Latin for you! Femina ist iratus! See, I'm clever:P

Chapter 5

Alanna held her knife to Duckie's throat, who quacked loudly and hopped back onto Jon's shoulder furthest away from her. Jon pouted and began to cry. Alanna sighed and rolled her eyes, throwing down her knife and storming out of the room. Raoul tried not to laugh, and ran after her. Jon smiled at Duckie, who hopped onto his head again. Jon picked him up and kissed his beak. He dug in his pocket for a second, and pulled out a bright green lipstick. Duckie quacked and ate a bit of the lipstick.

"Naughty Duckie baby!" Jon scolded, tapping Duckie's beak. Duckie sat back into his arm and gurgled. Jon put the lipstick onto the duck's beak, and put him down on the table. Duckie immediately tripped over a fork and landed in a bowl of soup. He tried to get out, and fell back again, spilling the soup all over the table. He waddled over to Jon and quacked happily, soup dripping off his head.

Alanna walked into the bathroom, and gasped. Puddles of water and bubbles were all over the floor. In the middle of the mess sat Jon and a very wet Duckie. Jon grabbed a towel and wrapped it around Duckie. Alanna giggled, then laughed loudly.

"What's so funny?" Jon asked. "How did you know that Duckie was decent?" Alanna rolled her eyes and left the room, laughing. Jon sighed and looked at Duckie, who looked back up at him. "Time to visit the llamas!"

That's it for this chapter. I'll put up chapter 6 tomorrow. Chapter 6 will involve Squishy and a couple of her friends. Byee!