spycologist: first, i want to know why you two hate each other. dark can start.

Dark: first, his hair's too long. second, he turns into creepy kid. third, he tries to kill me.

krad: that's not to be shared!

dark: oh shut up.

spycologist writes down- homicide attempts

dark: fourth, he has a cross at the end of his hair. and fifth, he acts smarter than he is.

krad: that was uncalled for!

spycologist: ok, now we'll go to krad. why do you hate dark?

krad: he makes fun of my satoshi-sama!

dark: he means creepy boy

spycologist writes down - can be possesive

krad: he also interrupts while i'm trying to tell this man how i feel.

spycologist writes down - smartass, may be emo

krad: he also won't die when i try to kill him, and he tries to kill me.

spycologist writes down -hypocrit, agressive

krad: he also is a philanderer.

spycologist writes down - showoff of vocab

dark: oh wow, he said a big word, for the first time. sarcastic

krad: and he's always being sarcastic.

spycologist: ok, now i'm just going to watch you two fight in front of me, so go ahead.

krad jumps on dark

dark: he meant using words

krad: using words or not i would have done that somewhere in the fight. evil laugh now, it's time for a certain mousy to die! tries to kill dark

spycologist: krad, get off of dark

krad: yes sir

dark: what the fuck was that? and why'd you just answer 'yes sir'

krad: you're right i did... NEVER!

dark: too late

spycologist: now using words, start to fight.

krad: why do you hate me? starts to cry

dark: oh there there, cheer up. looks at spycologist whispers this guy is frieking me out

krad: I'M NOT DEAF!

dark: don't be so sure

krad: what the hell are you talking about!

dark: oh nothing, just you being... what's the word, ah yes, A FAG!

krad: oh did i ever mention that you make no sense, and that ladies don't love you, why do you think rika commited suicide?

dark: starts crying how could you say that about rika!

krad: oh quite crying, baby.

psycologist writes down- cruel

krad: besides, it's not my fault i killed her, she was just so anno-

dark: interrupts you just said she commited suicide, now you're saying that you killed her! which i in fact didn't know!

krad: thanks for interrupting me, jackass mousy.

dark: oh, and kraddikins, i just wanted to say that i ha-

krad: NEVER CALL ME KRADDYKINS!

dark: and you said i interrupt people... like i was saying, i hate you so much, that i'd kill myself to have you die too.

spycologist writes down- so annoying, makes others want to commit suicide on sight of him

krad: you weirdo! i should have killed you light years ago!

dark: that's sooo mean! starts crying... again

krad: stop being so capricious, are you skitzofrinic or something?

spycologist writes down- i like grapes, although they're purple like that skitzofrinic guys hair. that's why i only eat the purple ones on sunday, every other day i eat the green ones.