I'm annoyed, no actually not annoyed. I'm damn pissed off! I actually quite liked living in that tower, contrary to popular belief. If was cool living there. For a start there were no godamn people. Except that random woman who visited every now and again, but at least I could decide whether I let her come in. As much as everyone assumed there wasn't door, of course there was. I mean hello, how do you think I got rid of my waste? I hardly threw it out of the window! It was a pretty sweet life, in the day I stayed in the tower and just chilled and at night time I left and hung around the woods a bit. That weirdo woman would come in every now and again to chat to me but other than that, yeah man I had it sweet!
Then everything changed. He started turning up. First it was standing below my window just shouting at me. Then he tried to get me to let him in. At first I was just intrigued so I went along with it. I let him come into the tower and we chatted. To be honest it just reminded me why I lived in a tower in the first place, cause people just talk random shit! But I was strangely attracted to him, so I kept letting him come back to see me. Strangely it didn't seem to matter that he was such a prat, because he was able to teach me things I'd never have learnt in the tower otherwise, if you know what I mean?
The best thing, and I probably shouldn't tell you this, was when he used to climb up my hair. I just love having my hair pulled, especially done simultaneously with other things. But after a while I just got bored with him, I found I could entertain myself just as well as he could. But that was when the stupid woman found out he'd been coming (I think she might be my mother but I'm not sure) and she went mental. She shaved off all my hair so that was the end of that little fetish. Then stupid idiot goes and knocks my tower down!
See this is why I hate people!