(at krad's house to watch the ball game)
dark: I'm very convinced that the devils will win.
krad: the angels will prevail!
spycologist writes down- is bent on the ange-
krad: still doing that! let me see! you and you're stupid note pad...
dark: oh krad, calm down, we all know tha- the games starting!
krad: we all know that... what
dark: shut up!
krad: ...
(end of ball game cause I don't know how to write a chapter on a game)
krad: yes! give me those 20's!
dark: goodbye Adolf Hitler...
krad: Hitler isn't on the 20dollar bill.
dark: then who is
krad: me! sticks up bill with him on it
dark: you drew that on!
krad: no I didn't doorbell rings
dark: I'll get it!
spycologist: so how long have you and dark known each other?
krad: ... oh shut up...
dark: krad! creepy kid wants to see you!
satoshi: hey krad...
krad: hi satoshi-sama, still hate me?
satoshi: hell yeah
spycologist: would you like me to help you two?
satoshi: no
krad: not me, him. can you tell him why he should like me
spycologist: well, all I have to say is... what's your face
satoshi: my name's satoshi
spycologist: satoshi, you made a good choice staying away from him.
krad: hey! first you write insults in a note pad! now this!
satoshi: thanks, where'd dark go?
krad: ... this is most likely bad. everyone starts searching for dark
krad in the living room: dark!
satoshi in the kitchen why do you have coconuts krad?
krad walks in: I like coconuts
spycologist in the bathroom: I think I found him!
krad and satoshi run upstairs
dark under a pile of sheets: dark! dark where are you! oh wait, I'm dark...
krad: my bathroom!
satoshi: now you know how I felt all those times you'd go rummaging through my stuff
spycologist: well, at least we found him.
dark: sorry krad about your bathroom
krad: I'm going to kill you! jumps on dark
spycologist: it's best we leave him here, if they get all of this out of their systems, they might start to like each other.
satoshi: you're the expertTOMORROW
dark: ah, what a nice sleep
spycologist: where's krad
satoshi: he's still cleaning the bathroom
they all go into the bathroom
krad with huge bags under his eyes: ... hi... I'd kill you dark but I'm too tired
dark: aren't I lucky
satoshi: yup, you can do something stupid enough to keep krad up all night and still aren't being killed, that should be a world
record for 'the luckiest thing to ever happen'
spycologist: you freakdark: that's why I call him creepy kid
krad: stay away from
my satoshi-sama... oooooh, tired...
dark: haha! you had to stay up all night and you're still not finished with the bathroom
satoshi: what did you do anyways dark
dark: well, I couldn't help but see my reflection in the glass on the window next to the door when I answered it. then I realized that there was a pretty face begging to be stared at, so I went in the bathroom to stare at it, that way it would be pleased.
satoshi: ...
spycologist: ...
krad: go on. I'd like to hear the story about how my bathroom came to be what it is now... a disaster!
dark: slowly waking up are we
krad: just continue
dark: ok, so I looked into the mirror and saw these eyes staring at me. I got startled at how beautiful they were, and how sexy. so Ijumped back, banged my head on the towel rack, fell frontward into the toilet, fe-
satoshi: you fell in the toilet yesterday, and without taking a shower slept next to me? and used my hair brush before me?
dark: yup. anyways I fell backward onto the sheet rack, banged my head clonking me onto the ground, where when I struggled to get up, I accidentally turned the water on high, where then the bathroom soon flooded. then, I had to pee, so I noticed that there was no way out, except to open the door to let the water escape.
spycologist: which it did
dark: yup, so I then went to the toilet, found that it was clogged somehow, and that I probably hit the flush thingy by accident while my head was in the toilet and I still had a towel on my head which went into the toilet. so I decided no grown man should be forced to peeing in a clogged toilet, but I didn't know how to unclog it, so I took a wiz in the corner
krad: it would have been better if you didn't and just peed in the damn toilet like anybody would.
satoshi: are you telling me you found it more mature to pee in the corner of the bathroom rather than a clogged toilet
dark: well isn't it, what if it overflowed when I flushed
krad: then you don't flush!
satoshi: go on dark
dark: ok so I then slipped on a towel and fell into the sheet rack again and towels fell on top of my head
satoshi: and that should have been easy to clean in one night, right krad
krad: well, he said he peed in the corner, but he actually peed on the carpet in the corner, which left a stain, which still remains in the carpet.
spycologist: well, if you all don't shut up we're going to miss the ball game
krad: aah. well I guess that's my cue to stop cleaning.
spycologist: no it isn't
krad: what!
satoshi: that's right, you keep cleaning
dark: yup, keep it up
spycologist: yup
krad: no!
satoshi, dark, and the spycologist: yes!
krad: ... fine...
the other three go watch the ball game and the Yankees win
AFTER THE BALL GAME
dark: what a game
krad comes down
krad: thati missed!
satoshi: well, at least now I can go to the bathroom
dark: amen
krad: that wasn't used properly! that's an insult towards god! you weren't praying therefore making fun of all the holy lords!
dark: ...
satoshi: just say you're sorry
dark: uuuh. I'll take creepy kids advice, sorry man
krad: I'm ready to kill you!
dark: so how's the bathroom looking
krad: well, thanks to me, good... holding back anger doorbell rings
dark: I'll get it!
spycologist: so satoshi, how long have you and krad known each other
satoshi: ...
krad: since he turned 14. can you shut up with all these stupid questions
dark: hey guys! it's daisuke!
daisuke: hi! it's kosukes birthday! do you guys want to come over for the party?
krad: uuuuh, you sure you want your bathroom to look like mine after dark used it. or in a way you'll understand, don't invite dark cause he'll ruin your house
daisuke: it's okay, I won't be the one cleaning it up like you would be if he did that to you
krad: if...
daisuke: he did that to you
krad: yes
daisuke: anyways, are you guys co-
dark: YES! oh I love parties I can't wait!
satoshi: ... uuuuuuuuuuuh, I'll go...
daisuke: yay! then it's settled! everyone get in the car!
dark: I'm driving
krad: no you aren't! you'll kill us!
satoshi: this has got to be the first time I've ever agreed with krad, cause you will kill us
daisuke: yeah, you will
spycologist: am I invited to the party?
daisuke: just tell me your name
spycologist: roy mustang
daisuke: ok, you can come with us roy