(at daisukes house)
dark: happy birthday ... uuummm... dai, what's his name
daisuke: kosuke, didn't I tell you that already
krad: daisuke, don't trust dark to remember anything you say
dark: I have to go to the bathroom
krad: then go
satoshi: ... .. ... ...
krad: oh my god! you're right!
daisuke: what's wrong
krad: you don't want to look in your bathroom when he gets out, trust me
(loud thumps are heard upstairs)
dark: comes down whew, that wing of the house is closed
krad: what the hell did you do up there
daisuke: the mystery of what happened to the bathroom
dark: a Nancy Drew story
satoshi: ... ... . .. . ... ...
krad: yeah, we should go up there
they all go upstairs to the bathroom
daisuke: dark! what did you do!
dark: uuuuuummmm... it was wiz! points to wiz
wiz: kyu!
daisuke: don't be stupid, I trained wiz to go outside for that, an he can't even talk
wiz: don't be so sure
mustang: my room! the room that emiko was letting me sleep in tonight until I got back to central!
krad: what happened?
mustang: dark destroyed it!
satoshi: ... ... ... ... (translation- how many dumps did you have to do dark)
dark: many, and krad's cleaning them all up
krad: no I'm not!
satoshi: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .., ... . (all who think that krad should clean this up, say I)
daisuke: I
dark: I
mustang: I
kosuke: I
emiko: I
wiz: I
major alex louis armstrong: I
major alex louis armstrong's muscles: I
ed: I
havoc: I
wrath: want to play with me?
krad: ok ok, I get the point, I'll clean it up, and what's your problem, do you have add
wrath: play with me? looks at dark you were playing with a 'mousy' before, right, ed
ed: no
wrath: play play!
emiko: everyone in the kitchen! we're going to sing happy birthday and eat cakekrad: what flavor
emiko: coconut, cocopuff, marshmallow flavor
krad: YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!
emiko: but you can't have any krad because you have to clean te bathroom
major alex louis-ok you get the point-muscles: yeah!
major-wait, uuuh, maybe I don't have to type his full name-: I agree with my muscles
wiz: emc square
wrath: do you want to play with me bunny
wiz: no, I have no time for such a nuisance(sp)
krad: I agree
dark: hey wrath, why don't you go play with krad in the bathroom upstairs while he's cleaning it
wrath: ok! starts tugging on krad
krad: no way am I cleaning mustangs room and the bathroom while keeping this retard entertained and satisfied with attention
wiz: yes you are evil eyes
krad: eep! yes master wiz... dazed by wizs mind control
dark: good! lets go eat cake!
(all in kitchen... except krad and wrath)
all: happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear kosuke, happy birthday to you
daisuke: dark! stop singing the wrong words!
mustang: what was he singing
dark: happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you smell like daichi, and you look like him too
daichi: is that a bad thing
kosuke: yes
daisuke: are you one, are you two
all: are you three
late at night
all: are... panting... you, are you 454
kosuke: stop!
all: yyyyaaaayyyy! we can stop!
kosuke: oh waitcounting on fingers no no, keep going
daisuke: lets just pretend he's 454
dark: good idea
emiko: dark, isn't today your birthday?
dark: oh yeah, today's November 11th
daisuke: happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear dark, happy birthday to you
all: are you one, are you two
next day
all: are.. you... are you 400?
dark: no, keep going
krad: we're over 400!
all: oooooooooh... are you 401?
dark: nope, hey, come to think of it, no wait, never mind
all: oooooooh... are you 402, are you 403
next day
wrath: play play!
all: are you 1,000,000,000,000,045?dark: keep going
all: ooooh
krad: waitaminute, aren't we 17
dark: oh yeah
daisuke: dark I'm going to kill you!
armstrongI decided, i'm not writing out his full name: now time to try out the combat routine number 4 major alex louis
armstrong family style!
dark: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
emiko: we should all have a drink, everyone must be tired from all that counting
ed: whatju' got
emiko: all i have is milk
ed: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
emiko: and coconut juice
krad: YAY!
ed: my coconut juice!
krad: my coconut juice!
satoshi: .. ... ...!
wiz: my coconut juice!
satoshi, krad, and ed: yes master... dazed
daisuke: takes coconut juice mmmmmm, that was good
krad: i'm confused, what's going on
wiz: i gave them amnesia with my mind control
dark: i'm confuzzled
daisuke: that's not a word dark
dark: well, it is now!
doorbell rings
daisuke: i'll get it! running toward door
dark: hey daisuke, if it's the haradas, tell riku i'm not here!
daisuke: sure! opens door
risa and riku: hi!
daisuke: oh no! i'm going to transform!
dark: i'm right here idiot!
riku: daisuke, what the peeping tom doing at your house? dark walks in the room it's... it's... the peeping tom!
krad: do i have some random thing you address me by, because i want one
satoshi: ... ... ... ... ...
krad: yes, like how i call you my everything
satoshi: ...
krad: and my satoshi-sama
daisuke: and me
krad: that's right wing master
dark: i don't have one! i feel left out!
risa: you do have one
riku: it's the peeping tom!
dark: yay! i have a random and retarded nickname
krad: i don't think that name is half as retarded as you dark
daisuke: he has a pointwiz: I conquer
all but wiz: yes master
risa: do you all want to go to the mall with us
dark: sure!
wiz: I have an unquestionably positive answer, what do you think it is
all but wiz: yes master
wiz: correct the answer is yes
riku: then lets go!
all in limo
krad: this limo's too small!
dark: where'd the sun go?
mustang: I think ed's the only one who can fit in here
ed: who are you calling so small they can fit in a crowded limo?
mustang: you
havoc: wow, he actually didn't make up the situation
risa: we're almost there
daisuke: I don't live too far away from the mall anyway
krad: ugly eyed girls (risa and riku), what's the drivers name?
risa: scar
riku: but if scar isn't here today then it's kimbley
ed: WHAT?
black shaded window rolls down
kimbley: yup, scar wasn't here today
krad: we're at a dead end
satoshi: ...! (shit!)
kimbley: not if I can help it! blows up things forming a path
haha! mwahahahahahaha!
krad: joins in mwahahahahahaha!
kimbley: mwahahahahaha!
krad: mwahahahahahahaha!
satoshi: . ... ... ... ... ... ( I think they like each other)
krad: lets be friends
kimbley: right
risa: we're there!