(at the mall)

krad: lets go into the food court, there's a certain something I have to find

daisuke: and I have to get kosuke a present

dark: what about me?

satoshi: ... ... ... . ... (we'll get you a present)

krad: what do you want for your birthday?

dark: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...

satoshi: ... .. (hurry up)

dark: ok ok, I'll tell you before we leave, I promise

wrath: do I see... A TOY STORE!

krad: oh no! it's it's, TOYS R US!

wrath: at register do you want to play with me?

cashier: no

wrath: pleeeeeaaaaase!

cashier: get away from me you freak

ed: stay away from that man! it's envy!

cashier/envy: shut up! I'm trying not to be noticed, I want to be human, you know that shorty

ed: who are you calling as short as a giant bean?

mustang: is this truly envy? ready to snap, literally

envy: NO!

ed: he means yes!

envy: NO! NO I DON'T!

krad: back from food court -has cocopuffs- IM BAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaCK!

dark: that's my line!

krad: do I care? NO!

satoshi: . ... ... (I hate you)

daisuke: ok ok, I'm trying to get satoshi to talk, can anyone help me?

krad: can you say 'your satoshi-sama'?

satoshi: baby voice your satoshi-sama

daisuke: his first words!

dark: krad! how'd you do that!

krad: I have this talent with kids

wiz: how is that possible?

krad satoshi daisuke and dark: yes master wiz

wiz: that's right, now bow!

all bow

gluttony: can I eat that bunny lust?

lust: sure

gluttony: oh boy! eats wiz I want more!

lust: there aren't more

ed: not if I can help it!

mustang: are you trying to do body alchemy again ed

ed: yup (clap!) wiz appears haha! it worked!

mustang: where's your nose ed

al: I got converted to box form is a box

ups man: ooops, I dropped one

al: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

risa: mr. dark mr dark!

krad: that's it I'm sick of you!kills risa

gluttony: can I eat her body lust

lust: ok

gluttony: YAY! eats risas body

ed: my nose!

krad: where'd your ass go ed

ed: my ass! my perfect buttox!

dark: mine's better!

mustang: where's your dick

ed: looks down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

envy: now you know how I feel!

wrath: holding powerpuff girls dolls play with me play with me!

blossom: powerpuffs away! dolls fly away

wrath: my dollies! they didn't like me!

krad: I'm not surprised

cocopuffs bird: wrath, are you coocoo for cocopuffs?

wrath: play with me!

cocopuffs bird: no, you fucking asshole I'm not playing with you!

riku: did the cocopuffs bird just curse?

daisuke: what's this world coming to? sob sob

lucky charms guy: holding beerdrunk that's why... heh heh... you, um, can always trust me! dies

krad: YAY! PEOPLE ARE DYING AND CRYING! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

cocopuffs bird: aah, all you fuckers awt to get the fuck out of here before I fuck you all up you fucking fuckers! holds up beer to life!

cool aid man: bursts through wall oh yeah!

mall owner: expect to see some of my lawyers soon!

cool aid guy: holds up beer oooh yeah!

krad: drunk what the fuck are all you fu ummmmm do do do do do dooooooooooooooooooooooo- ... ang
satoshi: ..., . ... ... ... ... (krad, I thought you didn't drink)

krad: holding up vodka I don't! it's vadka!)

dark: why does he always show off his nationality?

pip(south park): hip hip cheerio

dark: YAY!

riku: I don't know my nationality

ed: oooooooooooooow!

riku: ed! your head is gone!

ed: I'm ok!

riku: I think we're Russian

krad: hugs comrade!

riku: no no! we're south Korean!

krad: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

daisuke: mon cheri! (my love in french, daisuke's french)

risa: me or riku

daisuke: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum... I don't know! sob sob

satoshi: German accent ... ... ...

krad: I like that accent

satoshi: ... (thanks)

Lenin: hi krad!

krad: my my, my hero!

Lenin: weren't you drunk?

krad: the cocopuffs sobered me up

dark: that's the ticket, blame everything on the cocopuffs, it was the cocopuffs

satoshi: ... . . ... .. . .. .

Lenin: bow!

wiz: no! you bow!

Lenin: yes master wiz bows to wiz

bush: with machine gun DIE!

krad: my idle!

kimbley: this is all going to be bombed n 2 minutes so I suggest you all leave

ed: my legs!

mustang: what did you do

ed: I tried to bring my mother back again, heh, didn't work

izumi: you moron!

ed: I'm sorry I'm sorry!

momiji: gomensai

ayame: you're coming with me!

krad: someone of my race!

dark: for the last time being gay is not a race!

kyo: yeah! I'm going to kick your face in the next time you say it is

krad: oh yeah! try me!