kyo: jumps on krad i'm going to kill you!
krad: no you won't! picks up daisuke
daisuke: what are you doing
krad: you know there's nothing more tretcherous than hearing you cry and risa say 'mr. dark', but risa's currently dead so cry!
ed: i'll bring risa back to life!
mustang: ed, you shouldn't do tha-
ed: gluttony!
lust: do we really care that he's dead?
kyo: hello!
daisuke: crying
kyo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! make it stop make it stop! this is worse than the knights wh say 'ni'!(monty python)
knights who say ni: ni! ni! ni! ni! ni!
satoshi: ..!
krad: satoshi-sama! don't join in with them!
satoshi: ..! ..! ..! ..! ..!
dark: stop this everyone! lets get along
momiji: yeah, i agree
ayame: you're all idiots! even my girlfriend says so!
krad: girlfriend? you mean... you're not one of us?
ayame: what? no! my girlfriend, freedert
takeshi: dressed as freedert i tried to tell him this was for a play!
daisuke: i'll save you! rips off cloths oops, my shiny knight armor isn't on
dark: everyone! cover your eyes! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
satoshi: mmmmm, that's good stuff
krad: satoshi-sama, i'll save you! covers satoshi's eyes
satoshi: you're not saving me! i want to see that!
dark: oops, i forgot to cover my eyes. creepy boy, i can see why you like him
mustang: same
wiz: i don't think this is very great of a sight
all except wiz: yes master wiz
kimbley: everyone, you all have five seconds to get out of this building
all: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(all outside)
batman: thank god i always carry around my teloport spray
krad: what don't you have in that belt
superman: batman! i hate you! you're stealing all my fans!
dark: fans? stealing? i? who the hell is talking about me?
riku: hey, where's armstong?
(inside building)
armstrong: hmm? what's this bomb doing in a place like this?
batman: i'll save you!
superman: no! this is my job!
incredible hulk: raaaaaaaaaaaa!
armstrong: hulk! i'm your biggest fan!
incredible hulk and armstrong start fighting
(back outside)
mustang: well, this is a blessing. and i thought he'd be in the militari forever beacuse i'd been too scared to fire him
ed: amen
ups man: stop struggling!
al: help me ed!
ed: i'm on it! hey! where'd my body go?
krad: if he has no head, then how's he talking?
wiz: why i don't know
all but wiz: yes master
kimbley: oh, i just realized, that was only a grenade. but that means the building will be on fire
mall magically catches fire-whole thing-
daisuke: hey, where's satoshi
krad: i'll save you my satoshi-sama!rips off shirt
(inside mall)
satoshi: ... ... ... ... . . ...! (someone save me!)
krad: have no fear! krad is here!
satoshi: ... ... ... .. ... ... ... (that would make me have more fear)
krad: picks up satoshi and runs aren't you happy to see me my satoshi-sama
satoshi: ..., .. ... ... ... .. (well, i'm glad you're saving me)
krad: that's good
(outside)
krad: i saved satoshi!
satoshi: .. ... ... ... .. ...
(he actually did something nice)
wiz: amazing, you are now my nobel prince
all but krad and wiz: yes master
krad: then i'll kill you father! kills with i am now king!
dark: yo, thanks dude for getting rid of that rabbit
daisuke: yeah thanks, but we still hate you
krad: bow!
mustang: no way!
ed: i'm already on the ground so i don't have to bow
krad: wow, i didn't think you could get any shorter, but you did
ed: who are you calling so short that it's like they lost their head and legs
al: and aaaaaaaaaaaass! hey!
ups man: yay! i finally got this stupid box in there
ed: the gate
mustang: oh no, he's trying more body alchemy
ed: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
risa: what is it
krad: do i hav to kill you again now?
ed: my body! they're killing me!
krad: kills risa now don't come back to life again
ed: i'm dying!
lust: i'm human!
mustang: did lust just take eds body?
gluttony: just so you know, he brought me back too
armstrong: thank god you guys are ok has 10thousand people on his back i was able to save some people
lust/ed: from now on, my name is dick Cheney
dick Cheney: sorry, that's been taken
lust/ed: then my name is krad
krad: there's no way you're stea-
dark: krad, your place has been taken. nobody likes you, so now lust is taking your place
lust/ed/krad: YAY!
krad: i'm sure that somebody likes me
all: nope, nobody
me: what about me! I love kraddykins!
krad: see! somebody likes me!
me: hugs krad i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you!
risa: hey! hugs dark i looooooooooooooooooooooove you dark!
me: kisses krad but kraddykins is better!
risa: kisses dark but darkiepoo is more better
dark and krad: lets kill them kills me and risa
kimbley: guys, i have good news and bad news, the bad news is our limo has been towed, the
good new is i just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to geico!
geico gecko: please kill me throws up i'm dying anyway
krad: my pleasure kills the geico gecko mwahahahahahaha!
kimbley: mwahahahahahahaha!
dark: they're having another one of those evil laugh contests
krad: mwahahahahahahahahaha!
kimbley: mwahahahahahahahahaha!
krad: mwahahahahahahahaha!
kimbley: mwahahahahahahaha!
momiji: stop it you guys! why can't we all get along
krad and kimbley: evil stare
momiji: i'm sorry! i'm sorry! gomnesia!
kimbley: so how do we get home
dark: uh oh, wiz is dead
krad: that meas that i'm pretty much the only way home takes out wings haha! you're all stranded
here while i have wings!
dark: get him! all pile on krad
krad: being squished help me!
batman: i have my transporting spray though!
(all transport to krads house)
krad: you can't all stay here
dark: lock him out! they all lock krad out of his house
krad: let me in! i'll let you all stay! it's freezing out here!
daisuke: sorry krad but we're not letting you in!
momiji: gomnesia! heh heh...
satoshi: ...! ... ... . . . ...!
armstrong: and if you try to break in or call the police i'll beat you up with my humungo muscles
and the offense/defense technique major alex louis armstrong family style number 7!