Back again! I'm sorry for all the typos in the last chapter. ( Please forgive me. Well, thanks to all who have left a review, and have read this story. This chapter's for you guys.


Amy gasped once more, clutching the top rope so tightly, her knuckles were turning white.

Jeff grinned. "Whatsamatta Ames? Cat got your tongue?"

Lita managed a small shake of her head, still in in shock.

Trish ran a hand through her silky blonde hair, casting nervously glances acrossed the ring to Amy and Jeff. Carlito clung to her leg, and she managed to shake him off, knocking him in the head once more with a ruby-red apple.

"Well, it's wonderful seeing you too!" Jeff chuckled, looking Amy over. "You look fantastic, dahling. Have you done something to your hair?"

Amy glared at him, her eyeliner making her appearance sexily cat-like as she did so. She looked in the direction of Jade, who was making herself comfortable on Carlito's hammock. "Hullo, Jeff." Amy finally managed to spit out.

Jade was so surprised, she fell out of the hammock. A giggle erupted from the crowd. The part of the crowd that wasn't either cursing Jeff out, swooning over his looks, or phoning their mothers back home, telling them that Jeff Hardy was back and standing in the ring before them.

Lita narrowed her eyes, and spoke into the mic. "W-what do you want, Jeff?" She asked him, her voice cracking.

Jeff mocked a hurt look. "Lita," he began, "can't a guy just stop in and say 'hi' to one of his best friends?"

Lita shook her head, sending her long locks flying. "We all know what's been going on Jeff-" she stopped, letting the chants of 'slut' seep into her like a poison, "with Matt, Edge, and I. We all know you're out here, because you want to defend your brother, make me look like the bad guy, and walk away with a feeling like you've returned, oh yes just a feeling, to the WWE for good." Amy lowered the microphone, a smirk upon her face.

Jeff wiped off his cheek, like he had been slapped, and put the mircophone to his lips and said, "You're damn right Lita. I haven't returned, and I am trying to say something on my brother's, Matt's behalf. But, before I do, I have a little footage to show you, these wannabe Divas in the ring-"

Jade gave Jeff the one-finger salute from the turned-over hammock.

"-and the crowd. ROLL IT."

Lita'sappeared on the titantron, clad in a black dress,the wrestler Kane set acrossed from her in a white tuxedo.

Amy watched this part of the footage, a handcovering her mouth.

"I want to make it clear that I love, and Iwill always love...MattHardy." The titantron Lita's voice boomed.

Amy's hand dropped to her side, andshe glared at Jeff, who had anamused look on his face.

"Matt Hardy."

"Matt Hardy."

"I love, and I willalways love...Matt Hardy."

"Matt Hardy."

Thiskept repeating over and over the titantron.

Amydropped the microphone, and started onJeff.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" Shequestioned him, loud enough for the first few rows to hear.

"I'MJEFF HARDY. I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL IFEEL LIKEDOING."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOUTOFUCK WITH MY PRIVATE LIFE?" Lita swore, wanting to tear outher hair.

"I'M THE BROTHER OF THE MAN WHO YOU 'LOVE, AND WILLALWAYS LOVE'."Jeff repeated.

Jade grabbed the mircophone that Lita had dropped, and raised it to her mouth. "For those of you who can't hear, this is a special edition ofCarlito's Cabana. I'm Jade, your host, andmy guests tonight are Jeff Hardy and Lita!"


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