DISCLAIMER- I DON'T OWN ANYTHING except for the therapist
Hm…now were to start
Evil Twin- well you could always be a paranoid therapist seeing as you won't let me lock them in a closet
Conscience- I think you should begin by talking about feelings…
No way
ET- well you could find a way to lock him in his chair for a full hour and a half to discuss his deepest and darkest secrets
I like that idea… yes I do like that idea I think I'll go with that one unless anyone else has an idea
ET- Ha! Take that conscience
Con...-whatever this would be your first good idea in 6 years
ET- hey!
Con...- And you know what else…
Shut up and go away so I can type
ET- humph! Fine then see if I care (stomps off)
Con...- How rude (disappears in a puff of smoke)
Ok now that I have gotten rid of them onto the story
Therapy
"uncle" Zuko shouted "who on earth is this" Zuko shrieked in anger pointing accusingly at the tall 20 year old woman standing calmly behind him with a briefcase in hand
"Ah! Professor Akyim how nice it is to see you took quite while in getting here I almost believed you weren't coming" Iron then moved past Zuko and began to shake the woman's hand enthusiastically
"Of course I was coming you know I can't resist a challenge" she looked at Zuko with a critical eye then turned to Iroh "I take it that this is my new client"
"yes that is prince Zuko" Iroh looked around quizzically then smiled "I'm sorry I don't believe you have met my nephew before "Zuko this is professor Akyim she is the only therapist within a thousand miles and this" Iroh paused and turned toward Zuko " is my nephew prince Zuko" he finished solemnly.
"What do I need a therapist for I'm perfectly fine" Zuko's wrist burst into flames as though to emphasis his point
Professor Akyim turned and looked cautiously at Zuko "I think I had better get started right away is there a spare room that we can use for now.
No there isn't a spare room but you can use my study it has a big desk in it" Iroh looked at Zuko who was fuming I'll go show it too you" Iroh turned around and spoke to Zuko " come prince Zuko" and they walked towards Iroh's study with an enraged Zuko followed lagging behind a bit and fuming
When they reached the study Iroh left them alone and the professor began her therapy by sitting down and Zuko did the same crossing his arms and looking at the candle flickering on the edge of the desk.
Ok then lets get started" the professor pulled out a pile of dotted pictures that had no patter and resembled nothing "what do you see in this picture then explain why you see that
Um professor this isn't working your fired" Zuko began to get up and he nearly succeeded except the professor pushed a small button on the corner of the desk and chains shot out of the chair and enclosed Zuko in the chair
"Wrong answer try again" showed Zuko the picture again "now tell me what you see" she said threateningly
"All I see is a crazy therapist who locked me in my chair and will be heading straight to the executioners block with charges of kidnapping and treason the moment I get out of this chair" Zuko snarled
"The professor stood up and locked the door to the study then turned to Zuko "I guess you'll be in that chair for a long time" and sat back down.
All right now what do these dots remind you of"
The avatar" Zuko replied in a bored voice he figured that if he answered all of her ridiculous questions that she would release him and then he could safely dispose of her with a puzzled expression "and how does this remind you of the avatar"
His unpredictable path you never know were he's going to go next"
Ok then… the therapist looked at him concerned
Now what is… the heavy iron door rang out some one was knocking on it "professor Akyim I brought you some tea" Iroh's voice came in through the door
The therapist got up and hurriedly walked over to the door unlocked it and ushered Iroh into the second chair which also had chains spring out of it and trap Iroh who sat there stunned and speechless
"Ok now we will be discussing our dreams" the therapist continued on as if nothing had happened "Iroh you first what was your dream last night"
Iroh took a sip of his tea "everything said is completely confidential right" he said and without even waiting for a response launched into his dream
Well I know this may sound strange but last night I was dreaming a wonderful dream about three girls and they were all clinging to me yelling we want the dragon of the west we want the dragon of the west I ran away from them as fast as I could but I couldn't run fast enough and the women caught me and took me too my brother and the girls attacked him and made me fire lord and Zuko was returned to his rightful place as prince and he" Iroh pointed to Zuko " got a wife and had twenty children none of them were adopted" Iroh finished firmly and sipped his tea
Hm... interesting I believe you have several desires in your life one to return Zuko to his rightful place in society and two for Zuko to get a life and be happy instead of chasing the avatar is that about right" the therapist looked up from her notes
"Yes that is about right" Iroh beamed and sipped his tea some more
All right now Zuko what was your dream" the therapist smiled that cheesy I'm here for you smile.
Well let me see Zuko began my dream was also strange in my dream I captured the avatar and the waterbender and had them taken to my father who gave me back my honor and the waterbender was captured by my father and I tried to save her but eh funny part is when I tried to save her I found her cell guarded by a ton of girls all wearing we love Zuko and I call him he's mine tee shirts all with my picture on the back and they attacked me and dragged me down and then they stepped back for half a second looked at each other and lunged at me all diving on top of me and I was crushed underneath them and they all tore at my armor and my hair and when they got off of me they had taken all of my armor and my shirt" Zuko takes a big breath and continues
"after that they took turns sitting next to me and making me sign pieces of paper while the other set up a camp fire in the jail and pitched tents and a lean to then they picked me up and set me down on a rug and gathered around me just looking at me then the leader spoke to me and said "WE LOVE YOU ZUKO!" and then she lunged at me and so did some others while the others watched the leader an two others grabbed the upper half of me and three others grabbed the lower half of me and they yanked me back and forth like tug of war only the prize was me and I wasn't exactly crazy about that idea then the water bender water whipped the 6 girls and they let go of me and I jumped up and ran to the door of kata… I mean the waterbenders cage and opened it and ran in and slammed the door in the girls faces and now I was locked in with a different girl but the waterbender was a big improvement from the others she didn't attack me or anything and there were now bars between me and the girls but that didn't stop them they stuck there arms through the bars and continually shouted my name over and over again and then… I woke up"
Wow that was a very interesting dream um... well I think this will conclude our session of therapy for today you may go" the therapist pushed a green button on the desk that released the chains and allowed Zuko and Iroh to go free.
"Finally Zuko jumped up and flung the door to the study open
"ZUKO!"
Iroh and the therapist saw a ton of girls leap into the room and tackle Zuko to the ground and ironically they were all wearing I love Zuko tee shirts then they hefted him up onto their shoulders and carried him out onto the ship deck which was flooded with girls all wearing I love Zuko tee-shirts and the moment they saw Zuko they all screamed
NO! NOT AGAIN! Zuko yelled as he was carted off into the see of screaming fans.
The therapist sighed and shut the door to the study then turned to Iroh "would you mind watching my briefcase for me" then the therapist took off her jacket to reveal an I love Zuko tee shirt the therapist then walked over to the door flung it open and yelled
"HOLD ON ZUKIE I'M COMING FOR YOU" then she ran out into the middle of the crowd of girls and slammed the door behind her
Iroh stared at the door and then at his tea "this stuff does things to your brain"
This was so much fun to write I hope you all liked it