Today seeing as I am in a good mood…

ET- wow relay that doesn't happen often

Shut up

Con…- well she has a point…

SHUT UP!

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Now seeing as I am in a good mood I am writing the second chapter now instead of Friday like I planned waits for applause

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Oh well on with the story

Ping pong: avatar style

"Well now today we will be watching a game of ping pong against the fiery prince Zuko" I shout into the microphone and point at Zuko who appears at the red end of the ping pong table asleep and in his fluffy pink slippers and fleece pajamas clutching a Katara plushy

Against Avatar Aang" I yell pointing to the yellow end of the table were Aang appears also asleep wearing purple bunny fleece pajamas and sucking his thumb also clutching a Katara plushy.

"They will be fighting for the love of their life… Katara". I scream extremely loud waking up both Aang and Zuko

Katara appears in a cage completely awake and hammering on the side of the cage "let me out let me out… how did I get in her anyhow LET ME OUT!"

Aang leaps up and rush to Katara while I explain in painstaking detail why I will not let her out and how I put her in the cage with my imagination seeing as this is my story I will be making you put up with this and how… I was about to continue rambling on when Zuko stopped me.

"Um… Hazey what's with the pink slippers and PJ's" Zuko said frowning at his appearance in the mirror on the wall

"Yeah and the Katara plushies" Aang shouted at me

"It's your uniform" I said glaring at the Zuko and Aang who looked at each other momentarily and didn't move

I sighed and pushed the yellow button which made Zuko and Aang disappear and reappear at there spots on the table both holding a ping pong paddle and an orange ball

Zuko flung his paddle down defiantly "I'm not playing Aang can have Katara I don't want her"

"Hey I'm right here you know" Katara yells at Zuko giving him a death glare

"I'm also leaving" Zuko turns too walk away

"Wait one minute" I yell and grab some papers lying on my desk and begin erasing and re writing the script

"And the moment Zuko saw Katara he fell deeply in love with her and would do anything to receive her love in return…and there was also a cage surrounding the Ping-Pong table and the players that could not be melt by the fire" I muttered under my breath and pushed the same yellow button

Zuko spun around and ran to his end of the table just as the cage appeared and yelled to Katara "don't worry my love I will save you from the avatar"

"Eewwww!" Aang groaned that's gross

Katara sighed "did you have to do that"

"Yes I did now onto the game you have to play or else you lose Katara forever" I said happily.

Zuko picked up his paddle and slammed the little orange ball at Aang's unsuspecting head knocking him out cold

Zuko stood up stunned and looked at me expectantly

"oh all right here are the keys to Katara's cage… and the keys to your cage" I toss him two sets of keys

Zuko smiles and runs over to Aang, picks him up, kicks open the door to the cage and runs out the door with him completely ignoring Katara and dashing outside to his ship without a word.

"Oh well" I shrugged "I guess the script doesn't work on feelings... to bad though I was really hoping Zuko would win" I sat back in my recliner and grabbed some popcorn and began to write a new script

"Your crazy aren't you" Katara glares accusingly at me

"Do you really want to know" I asked her looking over the top of my sunglasses?

Katara didn't say anything…

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Oh and happy New Year.