Yugi is in the card shop, when suddenly, a thought occurred to him. "Grandpa, did you notice that the game shop is one letter away from being game stop?" He asked his grandfather.
"What's that, yugi?" grandpa replied, "I can't hear you, I think I'm going deaf from old age!"
"oh, god...if that's true, then...THE GAME SHOP WILL BE OVER RUN WITH MOLE PEOPLE!" yugi screamed.
"don't you mean gamers, yug?" replied joey, as he walked in.
"yeah...sure...whatever they are..." yugi said.
suddenly, selene, from underworld walked in. She shot yugi. He fell to the ground screaming: "OH GOD! THE NAZIS ARE COMING! JOEY, GRANDPA, RUN!", but they just sat there and stared at him, like he was crazy, because selene had missed, and hit hisone strand ofhair, that hangs in his face.
Selene just stood there with a furious look on her face. "...how much hair gel does that freak use?"
"I use 100,000,000 gallons a day, why do you ask?"
"because, genius, there's a bullet stuck to that piece of hair that hangs in front of your face all the time."
"WHAT? THE NAZIS MESSED UP MY HAIR!" he screamed, getting up and running around the room, in circles.
selene and joey left. together. randomly. i guess on a date. to a game stop.
grandpa looked amazed. "yugi! My hearing must be getting better! I can hear you!" but, grandpa's hearing did not improve. Yugi was screaming at the top of his lungs: " I AM THE LEADER OF THE CARDS! I AM RUNNING IN CIRCLES! I...AM THE DUELIST MASTER!"
Yugi picked up a card and put it to his ear. He listened for a minute, then proclaimed: " THE CARD IS DEAD! I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE 'HEART OF THE CARDS' ANYMORE!"
Soon after, grandpa was given a hearing aid, selene and joey got married, and yugi was put in a mental institution. and they all lived happily ever after! THE END!
author's note: I am sorry for it being so short, so wierd, and having yugi yelling the entire time, but It was so random I had to write it like that. Please review. thank you for reading!