Chi: XD hiya! Im actually writing a second chapter for this! -chibi- i actually left this story sit for so long because i wasnt sure if i wanted to post it. but i did
Gy: Who the hell cares? -starts smoking-
Chi: -angry signs-: I care!
Gy: like i said earlier, who. The hell. Cares?
-Chi smacks Gy to the ground, then hands Sa's fan back-
Gy: What the hell was that for?
Chi: smoking will give you cancer! Right, Hakkai?
-Ha sweatdrops and nods-
Sa: On with the damn story!
The rain splashed and soaked down from the sky, and Goku looked up, trying to shield his face with his hand. The clouds
were dark and heavy overhead, and he sighed, pulling at his wet clothes. "Aw maaaaaan! I'm soooo hungry! I wish I had some
meat buns!" Goku whined out to himself, and then he stopped, boots squelching slightly in the mud.
Did he...did he even have a desire to return to the group, to be teased and fed again?
No!
He could show them that he wasn't just the stupid monkey.
The idiot follower.
"I'm more! I'M THE LEADER!" he screamed out to the trees, watching as several birds took flight, obviously screeching profanity
toward the small male.
Sanzo stopped on an overturned tree, robes sopping wet.
The damn monkey had just roared out his wild cry.
Let's see him growl out when the priest caught up to him. He would have to suck food up through a straw for a week!
Sanzo was brought out of the many ways of torture he could present the turncoat monkey when there was a crash behind
him.
Both Hakkai and Gojyo were sprawled out on the ground, covered in mud and grime.
"What the hell do you two think you're doing!"
Hakkai tried a weary smile, but Gojyo glared at Sanzo.
"What the hell does it look like we're doing?"
"It looks like you're getting laid."
Surprised and enraged by the comment the priest hurled at him (normally HE would be the one saying that) Gojyo stood up quickly.
"Shut up! We are not! I just think you're pissed because you don't have your liddle monkey to give you a quickie!"
Sanzo's purple eyes went wide with rage, and Gojyo danced frantically when bullets flew all around him.
"D-dammit! It was just a joke! Jeez!"
"Keep your goddamn jokes to yourself!"
Gojyo watched the priest stomp off through the thick mud and he blinked back rainwater, sighing heavily.
"Try not to trip again, ok, Hakkai?"
Gojyo held his hand down to Hakkai, who took it with a faint grin.
"I'm sorry. Sanzo seemed a bit more...filled with rage than usual."
Gojyo pulled Hakkai to his feet, then rubbed the back of his crimson head, nodding slightly. "Like I said before. Fifty bucks
says priesty is gay."
Hakkai could only smile and shake his head as he and Gojyo hurried after Sanzo, side by side.
Goku jumped onto a muddy hill with the agility only he had and surveyed the land about him. There wasn't much more
than tree tops and hills, and he sighed, head hanging.
This really sucked.
It didn't have to rain!
Every square inch of his body was wet, and there wasn't really anything he could do about it.
Goku ran down the hill, nose catching the scent of meat.
Could it actually be food?
Heart racing in excitement, his feet halted at the bottom of the hill and his heart sunk.
The food smell was gone...
Thunder rumbled angrily over his head as he fell to his knees, stomach rumbling nearly as loud as the storm he was currently in.
So...hungry!
Lightning flashed overhead, and Sanzo muttered foul things.
"How can I find the goddamn monkey if its dark outside?"
His concentration was interrupted when Gojyo and Hakkai, who had been having an urgent conversation, suddenly got much louder.
No.
He could block them out.
Now where would the monkey be? Somewhere near food, that's for sure.
Rain.
Sanzo remembered the many nights he had been stuck with the three morons. Gojyo. Hakkai.
Goku.
The biggest idiot of them all. His annoying whining. "I'm hungry!" "I'm bored!" "Stoppit, Gojyo!" "That's not funny!"
His idiotic grin...
Sanzo's eyes went wide when he realized his face felt unusually hot.
He wasn't turning...turning...
Was he?
"Sanzo!" Gojyo yelled out sharply, once more breaking Sanzo away from his thoughts.
"What is your problem!"
Sanzo whirled on the cockroach, but his threat died on his lips.
Hakkai was leaning heavily on Gojyo, who was the only thing keeping the demon from collapsing to the ground.
"What's wrong now?" Sanzo growled out, and Gojyo gave him a dangerous glare.
"What's wrong! YOU are! We haven't stopped running in this damn flood once, and we've been going so hard-Hakkai has a fever!"
Hakkai looked up at Sanzo, trying to pull away from Gojyo, murmuring he would be fine.
Dammit.
The cockroach had been right.
Hakkai was pale, and his expression wasn't right.
"You both are holding me down. If you can't keep up, stay behind!"
Sanzo turned his back on the two of them, and took a step forward.
"Look, buddy! I've had enough of your attitude! This is too much!" Gojyo reached forward with his free arm, snagging hold of the
priest's shoulder.
"What do you think you're doing!"
Sanzo had half a mind to use his gun on the half-demon, then decided against it.
"BASTARD! You're just going to leave Hakkai here while you chase after the damn monkey! He wanted to leave! Open your eyes!"
"Gojyo, stop..." Hakkai muttered, worried by the tension between the other males.
"You know what? I think you should stay behind."
"What?" Gojyo was surprised. "Why should I stay behind?"
"Hakkai's sick, isn't he? Watch him and make sure nothing happens. I'll go get Goku myself."
"But-" Gojyo was nearly stricken speechless by what the priest was telling him. "Why?"
"You said so yourself. You don't care about the monkey. This'll be easier anyway."
Sanzo moved forward, leaving Gojyo to splutter his confusion to Hakkai.
"Sanzo's bein...a bastard." Gojyo muttered angrily, and Hakkai grinned at him weakly.
"Bet you...fifty bucks he's gay."
Chi: nice way to end it, huh? beams
Gy: at least im not gay.
Chi: ahem. you were left alone with hakkai. yeah. i think you are.
Ha: oh dear.
Sa: i think you all should shut up.
Chi: hey wheres goku? -crickets chirp-
tune in next time mwah. XD something horrible happens? duh duh duuuuh -dramatic music-